Utah buys couch

89ute

https://twitter.com/johncanzanobft/status/887461677364465664

Baseman

89ute said:

https://twitter.com/johncanzanobft/status/887461677364465664

Troy Williams and D. Carrington together? May as well give Utah the PAC-12 Championship right now.

CuntWaffle

Who?

PurpleThrobber

armpit and anal. Why would you go anywhere else?

89ute

PurpleThrobber said:

armpit and anal. Why would you go anywhere else?

Plus, oral is moral.

YellowSnow

So if he couldn't hack .08 in Oree-gon how's .05 in Utah gonna work out?

89ute

YellowSnow said:

So if he couldn't hack .08 in Oree-gon how's .05 in Utah gonna work out?

If he joins our team the closest he'll ever get to alcohol is by driving past a convenience store. He'll be playing cards with our white kickers when he's not in the weight room or watching film. This I know.

haie

^ because Utah is fucking gay and Carrington is a fag/loser for
going there

89ute

looks like a done deal

http://oregon.247sports.com/Bolt/REPORT-Carrington-transferring-to-Utah-105457099

YellowSnow

AZDuck

This would be news if Troy Williams could find a receiver and throw the ball in his general direction... but he can't so... cool

dnc

89ute said:

looks like a done deal

http://oregon.247sports.com/Bolt/REPORT-Carrington-transferring-to-Utah-105457099

Looks like a done deal. Wide receiver. Running away from Oregon.

You of all people should be terrified by this combination of statements.

Saracen

So about that "Core Values" sign that hangs in the Utes locker room...

IPukeOregonGrellow

Saracen said:

So about that "Core Values" sign that hangs in the Utes locker room...

In Utah's defense, it's DUIs, plural. Not DUI, singular.

rodmansrage

89ute said:

He'll be playing cards with our white kickers

AZDuck

Saracen said:

So about that "Core Values" sign that hangs in the Utes locker room...

could also circle the one that sez "drugs"

89ute

Saracen said:

So about that "Core Values" sign that hangs in the Utes locker room...

We are the U, enough said on that.

AZDuck

@creepycoug , true?!?!!!?!

creepycoug

AZDuck said:

@creepycoug , true?!?!!!?!

I laffed; and then I laffed again. The U. Puhleeze. That second-rate program representing that second-rate school that serves as the flagship of that second-rate state barely belongs in the confrunce.

Using the "U"'s name in vein, even in jest, is completely nauseating.

I'll say this, again: Oregon was stupid to let Carrington go over this. The fact that he was picked up by a Pac 12 tells you all you need to know. It doesn't fucking matter. Who gives a shit.