Going to Vegas next week...

EwaDawg

backthepack said:

Does she have a daughter? Axeing for a fren.

Fixed

Swaye

allpurpleallgold said:

Let us know how the gambling goes. Hopefully you can pay for your trip!

Two trips ago I walked up to a 25 cent slot, put in 5 bucks, spun max reels, and won 400 bucks. Cashed out, walked to the Tattoo shop across the street, and got a 400 dollar tattoo. Indians are known to be terrible with money.

Cool story, I know.

doogie

huh, I woulda thunk a $395 tattoo and a $5 bottle of whiskey.

Swaye

doogie said:

huh, I woulda thunk a $395 tattoo and a $5 bottle of whiskey.

It was implied.

tenndawg

doogie said:

huh, I woulda thunk a $395 tattoo and a $5 bottle of whiskey.

I would have thought an 8 ball of coke, some whiskey and weed, and a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon for the "artist" in a seedy motel room scratching out a craptastic piece with a prison made tattoo machine

Pretty sure I'm right

whlinder

I'm hearing Vegas is a great place to go to get married on a whim with a chick you've only known for 30 days.

Just what I'm hearing out there; don't twist.

Pitchfork51

whlinder said:

I'm hearing Vegas is a great place to go to get married on a whim with a chick you've only known for 30 days.

Just what I'm hearing out there; don't twist.

Yeah it all seems a little too convenient.

RaceBannon

I got married in Vegas. This has legs

TierbsHsotBoobs

RaceBannon said:

I got married in Vegas. This has legs

Which husband?

uzi

pawz said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

July is the best time of the year to go to Vegas.

There is something special about walking outside at 1130 at night and it's still triple-digits.

I actually love it.

Sounds like Bangkok

HUSKYFANATIC

Swaye said:

Clapping Seal is coming with. If any of you are in Vegas and want to hang out, don't bother. Chances are, I don't like you.

I live here...Vegas that is.

Swaye

No fucking chance I get married. I've known her a month. Well, if I am sober no fucking chance I get married. I'll probably get married.

vadawg

Swaye said:

No fucking chance I get married. I've known her a month. Well, if I am sober no fucking chance I get married. I'll probably get married.

Shouldn't be hard to find a medicine man in Vegas.

dnc

Swaye said:

No fucking chance I get married. I've known her a month. Well, if I am sober no fucking chance I get married. I'll probably get married.

Swaye

dnc said:

Swaye said:

No fucking chance I get married. I've known her a month. Well, if I am sober no fucking chance I get married. I'll probably get married.

I'll tell her it's an open marriage and she has to film us bang. It will all be okay pookie.

backthepack

Pitchfork51 said:

backthepack said:

Does she have a sister? Axeing for a fren.

You're 17 you dipshit. It's summer .
Go get drunk with freshmen girls at the community pool.

I work as a lifeguard at the community beaches, it's easier i can just abuse my power to get freshmen pussy.

dnc

Swaye said:

dnc said:

Swaye said:

No fucking chance I get married. I've known her a month. Well, if I am sober no fucking chance I get married. I'll probably get married.

I'll tell her it's an open marriage and she has to film us bang. It will all be okay pookie.

Thanks nice of you to say, but we all know how this is going to end.

doogie

Then she slaps you, tells YOU it's an open marriage, that she's into tag teams and to get the fuck outside and mow the lawn before she decides to kick you out of the trailer and take 70% of your Orikin 401 (k)

Swaye

doogie said:

Then she slaps you, tells YOU it's an open marriage, that she's into tag teams and to get the fuck outside and mow the lawn before she decides to kick you out of the trailer and take 70% of your Orikin 401 (k)

70 percent of nothing, is still nothing.

puppylove_sugarsteel

Go way out in the desert...ill pack my shovel, along with a few goons and meet you . Ill pm the coordinates