Why doesn't this happen to me

Pitchfork51

doogie said:

and the Teacher?

He's gone off the deep end and now polygamy is his thing.

Bad_MotherDucker

Swaye said:

Quick internet stalking reveals she has great tits, and an alcohol problem. I'll be married to her next week.

I have a great wedding gift already picked out

Swaye

Bad_MotherDucker said:

Swaye said:

Quick internet stalking reveals she has great tits, and an alcohol problem. I'll be married to her next week.

I have a great wedding gift already picked out

I was hoping for Ben Wa balls the size of a fist, but this is acceptable.

creepycoug

Swaye said:

Quick internet stalking reveals she has great tits, and an alcohol problem. I'll be married to her next week.

I say, again, wOOD hit; aLOT.

Even if she becomes your squaw; I'm sneaking into the teepee. Just know it now.

Pitchfork51

Squaw lol

TurdBomber

How could you miss this pic, @Swaye? And deny your troops the pleasure?

Swaye

TurdBuffer said:

How could you miss this pic, @Swaye? And deny your troops the pleasure?

Simple explanation. I suck.

creepycoug

Swaye said:

TurdBuffer said:

How could you miss this pic, @Swaye? And deny your troops the pleasure?

Simple explanation. I suck.

That's what she said.

We hope.