New coffee stand

doogie

Anyone tried it? Do they do pour overs?

https://www.latinlife.com/article/2999/fellatio-cafe-where-customers-receive-oral-sex-while-they-drink-their-coffee

bananasnblondes

I tried this. The problem is that when you are sucking the dick of a coffee drinker, you get that weird acidic taste and it stays in your mouth all day. Would not recommend.

RedRocket

This is overpriced third wave shit. You can grab A 16 oz drip from the Shell station in SODO and hit up the glory hole (one of many) in the Jungle for less than $10.

priapism

This is one of Brawndo's main competitors.

DerekJohnson

One of the weirder scenes from the Miles Davis autobiography was the one of Charlie Parker in the back of a taxi cab eating fried chicken while being serviced by a woman

PurpleThrobber

DerekJohnson said:

One of the weirder scenes from the Miles Davis autobiography was the one of Charlie Parker in the back of a taxi cab eating fried chicken while being serviced by a woman

Fried chicken is awesome. Blow jobs are awesome. I don't see an issue.

allpurpleallgold

PurpleThrobber said:

DerekJohnson said:

One of the weirder scenes from the Miles Davis autobiography was the one of Charlie Parker in the back of a taxi cab eating fried chicken while being serviced by a woman

Fried chicken is awesome. Blow jobs are awesome. I don't see an issue.

I think he means the taxi part. Why weren't they using uber?

DerekJohnson

allpurpleallgold said:

PurpleThrobber said:

DerekJohnson said:

One of the weirder scenes from the Miles Davis autobiography was the one of Charlie Parker in the back of a taxi cab eating fried chicken while being serviced by a woman

Fried chicken is awesome. Blow jobs are awesome. I don't see an issue.

I think he means the taxi part. Why weren't they using uber?

I know you're being sarcastic, but it was 1946

Kaepsknee

@LoneStarDawg, Any chance of you hopping a TRAIN!!! and giving us a first hand review???

LoneStarDawg

salemcoog said:

@LoneStarDawg, Any chance of you hopping a TRAIN!!! and giving us a first hand review???

I know you're fucktarded but Sweden isn't Switzerland

PurpleThrobber

DerekJohnson said:

allpurpleallgold said:

PurpleThrobber said:

DerekJohnson said:

One of the weirder scenes from the Miles Davis autobiography was the one of Charlie Parker in the back of a taxi cab eating fried chicken while being serviced by a woman

Fried chicken is awesome. Blow jobs are awesome. I don't see an issue.

I think he means the taxi part. Why weren't they using uber?

I know you're being sarcastic, but it was 1946

Fried chicken and blowjobs are timeless.

Kaepsknee

LoneStarDawg said:

salemcoog said:

@LoneStarDawg, Any chance of you hopping a TRAIN!!! and giving us a first hand review???

I know you're fucktarded but Sweden isn't Switzerland

No shit dillhole, however I'm guessing they may have a TRAIN!!!! that will get you to fucking Switzerland, no???

Nevermind, you'd prolly blow your wad before the chicken hit the grease anyway.

LoneStarDawg

salemcoog said:

LoneStarDawg said:

salemcoog said:

@LoneStarDawg, Any chance of you hopping a TRAIN!!! and giving us a first hand review???

I know you're fucktarded but Sweden isn't Switzerland

No shit dillhole, however I'm guessing they may have a TRAIN!!!! that will get you to fucking Switzerland, no???

Nevermind, you'd prolly blow your wad before the chicken hit the grease anyway.

A train to Switzerland would have to go through Malmö, which would be fucking insane without protection from @oregonblitzkrieg

Kaepsknee

LoneStarDawg said:

salemcoog said:

LoneStarDawg said:

salemcoog said:

@LoneStarDawg, Any chance of you hopping a TRAIN!!! and giving us a first hand review???

I know you're fucktarded but Sweden isn't Switzerland

No shit dillhole, however I'm guessing they may have a TRAIN!!!! that will get you to fucking Switzerland, no???

Nevermind, you'd prolly blow your wad before the chicken hit the grease anyway.

A train to Switzerland would have to go through Malmö, which would be fucking insane without protection from @oregonblitzkrieg

I'd take the sidetrack towards Ernst.....


just sayin.