Vea #7 on SI's list of Super Freaky Super Freaks

YellowSnow

https://www.si.com/college-football/2017/07/07/freaks-list-workout-warriors-2017-part-3

GrundleStiltzkin

If this list was based on dedication to the weight room and building one’s body, Gustin probably would rank No. 1. Trojans strength coach Ivan Lewis, who worked at USC in the Pete Carroll glory days and has coached in the NFL, said he’s never been around anyone like Gustin. “He absolutely loves the weight room. It’s his sanctuary,” Lewis said.

GrundleStiltzkin

Bury the fucking lede
...said Washington DT Greg Gaines, a powerhouse himself who cleans 415 pounds.

CuntWaffle

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Bury the fucking lede
...said Washington DT Greg Gaines, a powerhouse himself who cleans 415 pounds.

Yea but how man reps of resistance band arm curls can he do?

GrundleStiltzkin

CuntWaffle said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Bury the fucking lede
...said Washington DT Greg Gaines, a powerhouse himself who cleans 415 pounds.

Yea but how man reps of resistance band arm curls can he do?

One, then they break.

CuntWaffle

GrundleStiltzkin said:

CuntWaffle said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Bury the fucking lede
...said Washington DT Greg Gaines, a powerhouse himself who cleans 415 pounds.

Yea but how man reps of resistance band arm curls can he do?

One, then they break.

Sounds like a great time to guzzle an Advocare recovery shake!

GrundleStiltzkin

http://www.stack.com/a/this-346-pound-washington-dt-played-running-back-in-high-school-and-his-highlights-are-spectacular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMSh4SZ_uek

TierbsHsotBoobs

CuntWaffle said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

CuntWaffle said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Bury the fucking lede
...said Washington DT Greg Gaines, a powerhouse himself who cleans 415 pounds.

Yea but how man reps of resistance band arm curls can he do?

One, then they break.

Sounds like a great time to guzzle a rhino cum recovery shake!

CuntWaffle

You lying fuck Baabs, you never blew a rhino.

Gladstone

GrundleStiltzkin said:

http://www.stack.com/a/this-346-pound-washington-dt-played-running-back-in-high-school-and-his-highlights-are-spectacular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMSh4SZ_uek

This is gold.

Also Greg Gaines #1 on list of CFB players who are also Hell's Angels members. Credit to @Swaye lol

GrundleStiltzkin

Gladstone said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

http://www.stack.com/a/this-346-pound-washington-dt-played-running-back-in-high-school-and-his-highlights-are-spectacular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMSh4SZ_uek

This is gold.

Also Greg Gaines #1 on list of CFB players who are also Hell's Angels members. Credit to @Swaye lol

People forget Greg Gaines was also a tailback.

People forget that.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Gladstone said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

http://www.stack.com/a/this-346-pound-washington-dt-played-running-back-in-high-school-and-his-highlights-are-spectacular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMSh4SZ_uek

This is gold.

Also Greg Gaines #1 on list of CFB players who are also Hell's Angels members. Credit to @Swaye lol

People forget Greg Gaines was also a tailback.

People forget that.

I was there!

GrundleStiltzkin

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Gladstone said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

http://www.stack.com/a/this-346-pound-washington-dt-played-running-back-in-high-school-and-his-highlights-are-spectacular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMSh4SZ_uek

This is gold.

Also Greg Gaines #1 on list of CFB players who are also Hell's Angels members. Credit to @Swaye lol

People forget Greg Gaines was also a tailback.

People forget that.

I was there!

UW's starting 3 DT's last year all played HS tailback.

dnc

GrundleStiltzkin said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Gladstone said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

http://www.stack.com/a/this-346-pound-washington-dt-played-running-back-in-high-school-and-his-highlights-are-spectacular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMSh4SZ_uek

This is gold.

Also Greg Gaines #1 on list of CFB players who are also Hell's Angels members. Credit to @Swaye lol

People forget Greg Gaines was also a tailback.

People forget that.

I was there!

UW's starting 3 DT's last year all played HS tailback.

No String

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

GrundleStiltzkin said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Gladstone said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

http://www.stack.com/a/this-346-pound-washington-dt-played-running-back-in-high-school-and-his-highlights-are-spectacular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMSh4SZ_uek

This is gold.

Also Greg Gaines #1 on list of CFB players who are also Hell's Angels members. Credit to @Swaye lol

People forget Greg Gaines was also a tailback.

People forget that.

I was there!

UW's starting 3 DT's last year all played HS tailback.

But what about our DE's!?!?

CuntWaffle

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Gladstone said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

http://www.stack.com/a/this-346-pound-washington-dt-played-running-back-in-high-school-and-his-highlights-are-spectacular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMSh4SZ_uek

This is gold.

Also Greg Gaines #1 on list of CFB players who are also Hell's Angels members. Credit to @Swaye lol

People forget Greg Gaines was also a tailback.

People forget that.

I was there!

UW's starting 3 DT's last year all played HS tailback.

But what about our DE's!?!?

We don't have DE's you dumbfuck!!1

Swaye

Greg Gaines is a fucking man beast.

Pitchfork51

I'm gonna ask because it's been like two years now but what's the string joke.

I thought I would have figured it out but I'm still in the dark.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm gonna ask because it's been like two years now but what's the string joke.

I thought I would have figured it out but I'm still in the dark.

De'morea Stringfellow aka String (WR at UW for the 2013 season) got in trouble for beating up a 12 with Cyler Miles after the Seahawks won the Super Bowl in 2014.

Pete suspended them both, and if i remember right neither participated in spring ball. Anyways, at the spring game Kim Grinolds (dawgman.com owner/dictator) saw who he thought was String on the sidelines, but it was actually Jaylen Johnson who was an incoming recruit at the time and just visiting for the game. So Kim reported on doogman that Stringfellow was at the spring game, when he actually was not. Kim thought it was String because Jaylen is black and had dreads at the time, like Stringfellow.

So now, Jaylen Johnson will always be known as String.

CuntWaffle

EVERY black guy will be known as String

GrundleStiltzkin

CuntWaffle said:

EVERY non-white guy will be known as String