You motherfuckers are too hard on old Lambo

Coached under heavy sanctions and bowl ban
Tied for PAC-9 championship
Was a great assistant during the James' years.
He's not going to be the all time hall of fame but **LAMBO WAS A LONG WAY FROM BEING THE WORST COACH**.
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I for one am shocked, *shocked* I tell you that AoG would stick up for a mediocre old white dude. Did not see that coming.
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Lambo wasn't terrible ... but his performance was below expectations for the University of Washington
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The Lambo defense demonstrates a complete misunderstanding of this site. At HH, if you're not great, you suck. This is why "Sark > Ty" poasts are a thing. Sure, Sark didn't suck as bad as Ty sucked. But he still sucked.
So did Lambo.
Defending suck ass coaches is Doog Playbook 101. Ergo, take this shit to Doogman where it belongs.
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Lambo beat Saban
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Shit, *we've* had terrible coaches. Gilbyham.Tequilla said:Lambo wasn't terrible ... but his performance was below expectations for the University of Washington
If you are comparing him to Gilby, Tyrone, and even Sark then you may have a point -
Still? In 2017?dnc said:I for one am shocked, *shocked* I tell you that AoG would stick up for a mediocre old white dude. Did not see that coming.
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well, Lambo did get fired.dnc said:The Lambo defense demonstrates a complete misunderstanding of this site. At HH, if you're not great, you suck. This is why "Sark > Ty" poasts are a thing. Sure, Sark didn't suck as bad as Ty sucked. But he still sucked.
So did Lambo.
Defending suck ass coaches is Doog Playbook 101. Ergo, take this shit to Doogman where it belongs.
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Four and a half years too lateApostleofGrief said:
well, Lambo did get fired.dnc said:The Lambo defense demonstrates a complete misunderstanding of this site. At HH, if you're not great, you suck. This is why "Sark > Ty" poasts are a thing. Sure, Sark didn't suck as bad as Ty sucked. But he still sucked.
So did Lambo.
Defending suck ass coaches is Doog Playbook 101. Ergo, take this shit to Doogman where it belongs.
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OK but the gilbyham shit was much worse and same length with two seasons and only 1 win. If you want to bitch then use those two.dnc said:
Four and a half years too lateApostleofGrief said:
well, Lambo did get fired.dnc said:The Lambo defense demonstrates a complete misunderstanding of this site. At HH, if you're not great, you suck. This is why "Sark > Ty" poasts are a thing. Sure, Sark didn't suck as bad as Ty sucked. But he still sucked.
So did Lambo.
Defending suck ass coaches is Doog Playbook 101. Ergo, take this shit to Doogman where it belongs.
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AOG STOp
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OK! rest my casePurpleBaze said:AOG STOp
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He's irrelevant. Waste of a thread.
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And was two coaches dumbass.ApostleofGrief said:
OK but the gilbyham shit was much worse and same length with two seasons and only 1 win. If you want to bitch then use those two.dnc said:
Four and a half years too lateApostleofGrief said:
well, Lambo did get fired.dnc said:The Lambo defense demonstrates a complete misunderstanding of this site. At HH, if you're not great, you suck. This is why "Sark > Ty" poasts are a thing. Sure, Sark didn't suck as bad as Ty sucked. But he still sucked.
So did Lambo.
Defending suck ass coaches is Doog Playbook 101. Ergo, take this shit to Doogman where it belongs.
hth
They fired Gilby after two years. They waited too long on Ty. We? bitched about that. A fuck ton. Even built websites about it and everything.
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This is captures perfectly the essence of half-brainism and what ultimately converted me.dnc said:The Lambo defense demonstrates a complete misunderstanding of this site. At HH, if you're not great, you suck. This is why "Sark > Ty" poasts are a thing. Sure, Sark didn't suck as bad as Ty sucked. But he still sucked.
So did Lambo.
Defending suck ass coaches is Doog Playbook 101. Ergo, take this shit to Doogman where it belongs.
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Barbara fucking Hedges fired Lambo.
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"Our scout team we worked against didn't give us a picture the Air Force gave us on game day."
-- Lambo, after the 1998 Oahu Bowl explaining how Air Force pasted UW 45-25. -
Yep, I had just discovered the doogernet shortly before that game, that comment was mind blowing.HanseeHall78 said:"Our scout team we worked against didn't give us a picture the Air Force gave us on game day."
-- Lambo, after the 1998 Oahu Bowl explaining how Air Force pasted UW 45-25. -
The season before Lambo took over we were a legit top 5 team with some morale problems.
Lambo proceeded to turn a bunch of stocked rosters into 7-4 seasons. The sanctions were always overplayed. They didn't hurt recruiting that bad (or else we could've never been good in '97) and partially that was because we got them at a time when rosters were drawing down from 95-85.
The reality is that Lambo fucked up in '94 badly. That was a great team. We didn't lose to Oregon because of sanctions. We lost because of incompetence.
Plenty of teams have gone 10-1 or 11-0 on sanctions. Lambo didn't come from 21 points ahead to tie USC 21-21 in '95 because he had sanctions. He did that because he was a moron.
The two years the sanctions should've really fucked us up would've been '96 and '97, but those were our best teams. We had a million draft picks on both.
The reason we were better in '96 was because the coaching error term was brought down with the ability for our team to just fucking run Corey. That was the reason we won 9 games.
The two games we lost were 1) total incompetence (a loss to ASU where we started the wrong QB and the wrong RB) and 2) a team that wasn't prepared at ND.
Sanctions didn't have shit to do with it. We also lost to a fucking Colorado team in the Holiday Bowl because we weren't prepared.
In '97 we were routinely out coached and embarrassed. We had some injuries, but by that time everyone on the team hated Lambo because he was handicapping us.
So, fuck Lambo. Both coaches found mediocrity very quickly. One from the top, the other from the bottom. But neither of them were any fucking good.
There are many coaches who are good, but not elite: Kyle Whittingham, Mike Leach, Bo S, Hayden Fry, Gary Andersen, Bill Snyder, Brett Bielema, etc.
All of those guys would've been better than what either of the clowns we've had were.
Lambo was completely mediocre. If he'd had the program for 20 years we would go 7-5 every year for a while then descend into some 3-8 kind of seasons. We'd be tough, but recruit like shit and have no in game advantage.
Sark would keep us at 7-5 every year (with occasional descent) by recruiting well enough and keeping the whack-a-mole going so that we never sucked at everything at once.
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Ty beat PetermanCuntWaffle said:Lambo beat Saban
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Isn't that 63%?ApostleofGrief said:His head coaching record was 44-25-1, a respectable 57%
Coached under heavy sanctions and bowl ban
Tied for PAC-9 championship
Was a great assistant during the James' years.
He's not going to be the all time hall of fame but **LAMBO WAS A LONG WAY FROM BEING THE WORST COACH**. -
I wasn't being serious BaabsTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Ty beat PetermanCuntWaffle said:Lambo beat Saban
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I remember Lambo differently.ApostleofGrief said:His head coaching record was 44-25-1, a respectable 57%
Coached under heavy sanctions and bowl ban
Tied for PAC-9 championship
Was a great assistant during the James' years.
He's not going to be the all time hall of fame but **LAMBO WAS A LONG WAY FROM BEING THE WORST COACH**.
An 11-18-1 record (38%) against ranked opponents. Who fucking ties?
A sterling 1-4 (20%) record in Bowl Games (all shit Bowls, too)
He inherited a roster filled with elite players—Kaufman, Bryant, Bruener, Farr, and Milloy; Solid OL and DL lines— and limp dicked to 7-4 in '93, '94, and '95. Put Oregon on the map. Thanks Lambo!
96: 9-3, padded by a cupcake schedule. 1-3 vs. ranked opponents, including the 34 point rape by #11 Notre Dame. (Thank heavens we? beat the Sark led Mormons)
97: 8-4, ass kickings from UCLA and the Cougs cost UW the Rosebowl. Thanks Lambo!
98: 6-6 ! Highlighted by Nebraska's plungering 55-7, 1-5 vs. ranked opponents, capped off by a 45-25 sodomizing by a fucking service academy in the Oahu classic
99: 7-5. Played only 2 ranked opponents. Holiday Bowl loss. Fired. Neu—say it with me now, "With Lambo's guys"—leads us? to 11-1 (#3 ranking) and a Rose Bowl win
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9-3 overall but 1-4 versus ranked opponents is hard to do.Baseman said:
I remember Lambo differently.ApostleofGrief said:His head coaching record was 44-25-1, a respectable 57%
Coached under heavy sanctions and bowl ban
Tied for PAC-9 championship
Was a great assistant during the James' years.
He's not going to be the all time hall of fame but **LAMBO WAS A LONG WAY FROM BEING THE WORST COACH**.
An 11-18-1 record (38%) against ranked opponents. Who fucking ties?
A sterling 1-4 (20%) record in Bowl Games (all shit Bowls, too)
He inherited a roster filled with elite players—Kaufman, Bryant, Bruener, Farr, and Milloy; Solid OL and DL lines— and limp dicked to 7-4 in '93, '94, and '95. Put Oregon on the map. Thanks Lambo!
96: 9-3, padded by a cupcake schedule. 1-4 vs. ranked opponents, including the 34 point rape by #11 Notre Dame. (Thank heavens we? beat the Sark led Mormons)
97: 8-4, ass kickings from UCLA and the Cougs cost UW the Rosebowl. Thanks Lambo!
98: 6-6 ! Highlighted by Nebraska's plungering 55-7, 1-5 vs. ranked opponents, capped off by a 45-25 sodomizing by a fucking service academy in the Oahu classic
99: 7-5. Played only 2 ranked opponents. Holiday Bowl loss. Fired. Neu—say it with me now, "With Lambo's guys"—leads us? to 11-1, #3 ranking and Rose Bowl win
Actually kind of impressive.
And lol at Lambo coaching in 99. -
1-3. His stain was so bad, I thought he was around in 99. He still fucking sucksdnc said:
9-3 overall but 1-4 versus ranked opponents is hard to do.Baseman said:
I remember Lambo differently.ApostleofGrief said:His head coaching record was 44-25-1, a respectable 57%
Coached under heavy sanctions and bowl ban
Tied for PAC-9 championship
Was a great assistant during the James' years.
He's not going to be the all time hall of fame but **LAMBO WAS A LONG WAY FROM BEING THE WORST COACH**.
An 11-18-1 record (38%) against ranked opponents. Who fucking ties?
A sterling 1-4 (20%) record in Bowl Games (all shit Bowls, too)
He inherited a roster filled with elite players—Kaufman, Bryant, Bruener, Farr, and Milloy; Solid OL and DL lines— and limp dicked to 7-4 in '93, '94, and '95. Put Oregon on the map. Thanks Lambo!
96: 9-3, padded by a cupcake schedule. 1-4 vs. ranked opponents, including the 34 point rape by #11 Notre Dame. (Thank heavens we? beat the Sark led Mormons)
97: 8-4, ass kickings from UCLA and the Cougs cost UW the Rosebowl. Thanks Lambo!
98: 6-6 ! Highlighted by Nebraska's plungering 55-7, 1-5 vs. ranked opponents, capped off by a 45-25 sodomizing by a fucking service academy in the Oahu classic
99: 7-5. Played only 2 ranked opponents. Holiday Bowl loss. Fired. Neu—say it with me now, "With Lambo's guys"—leads us? to 11-1, #3 ranking and Rose Bowl win
Actually kind of impressive.
And lol at Lambo coaching in 99. -
agreeBaseman said:
1-3. His stain was so bad, I thought he was around in 99. He still fucking sucksdnc said:
9-3 overall but 1-4 versus ranked opponents is hard to do.Baseman said:
I remember Lambo differently.ApostleofGrief said:His head coaching record was 44-25-1, a respectable 57%
Coached under heavy sanctions and bowl ban
Tied for PAC-9 championship
Was a great assistant during the James' years.
He's not going to be the all time hall of fame but **LAMBO WAS A LONG WAY FROM BEING THE WORST COACH**.
An 11-18-1 record (38%) against ranked opponents. Who fucking ties?
A sterling 1-4 (20%) record in Bowl Games (all shit Bowls, too)
He inherited a roster filled with elite players—Kaufman, Bryant, Bruener, Farr, and Milloy; Solid OL and DL lines— and limp dicked to 7-4 in '93, '94, and '95. Put Oregon on the map. Thanks Lambo!
96: 9-3, padded by a cupcake schedule. 1-4 vs. ranked opponents, including the 34 point rape by #11 Notre Dame. (Thank heavens we? beat the Sark led Mormons)
97: 8-4, ass kickings from UCLA and the Cougs cost UW the Rosebowl. Thanks Lambo!
98: 6-6 ! Highlighted by Nebraska's plungering 55-7, 1-5 vs. ranked opponents, capped off by a 45-25 sodomizing by a fucking service academy in the Oahu classic
99: 7-5. Played only 2 ranked opponents. Holiday Bowl loss. Fired. Neu—say it with me now, "With Lambo's guys"—leads us? to 11-1, #3 ranking and Rose Bowl win
Actually kind of impressive.
And lol at Lambo coaching in 99. -
But stillUWhuskytskeet said:
Isn't that 63%?ApostleofGrief said:His head coaching record was 44-25-1, a respectable 57%
Coached under heavy sanctions and bowl ban
Tied for PAC-9 championship
Was a great assistant during the James' years.
He's not going to be the all time hall of fame but **LAMBO WAS A LONG WAY FROM BEING THE WORST COACH**.
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right, my mistakeUWhuskytskeet said:
Isn't that 63%?ApostleofGrief said:His head coaching record was 44-25-1, a respectable 57%
Coached under heavy sanctions and bowl ban
Tied for PAC-9 championship
Was a great assistant during the James' years.
He's not going to be the all time hall of fame but **LAMBO WAS A LONG WAY FROM BEING THE WORST COACH**.