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Softy's Sark-tarded man crush

G_OG_O Member Posts: 108
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Is it our imagination that Softy has had a hard-on for Sark, even to this day? Welp today on the radio, while discussing sports memorabilia that could be auctioned for charity, Softy offered up his "The piece of chewed gum Sark handed him during Sark's first press conference."

Why does a grown man have a piece of chewed gum from another man?
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  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 26,449 Swaye's Wigwam
    Christ
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  • pawzpawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,157 Founders Club
    G_O said:

    Is it our imagination that Softy has had a hard-on for Sark, even to this day? Welp today on the radio, while discussing sports memorabilia that could be auctioned for charity, Softy offered up his "The piece of chewed gum Sark handed him during Sark's first press conference."

    Why does a grown man have a piece of chewed gum from another man?

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  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,499
    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    creepycoug said:

    Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.

    Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?

    You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.

    Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.


    I used to sell blow in the U district. I'm tuff like that.
    I know; we've been over it. Off topic though.

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  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,008 Swaye's Wigwam
    RoadDawg55 said:

    It's a piece of gum from a slightly above .500 coach. There isn't even any value.

    I doubt even Pepsi would want a piece of gum that was Pete's.

    I might pay for the alcohol infused rage-wad he spit while crossing the 50 two years ago.
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  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 26,449 Swaye's Wigwam
    creepycoug said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    creepycoug said:

    Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.

    Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?

    You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.

    Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.


    I used to sell blow in the U district. I'm tuff like that.
    I know; we've been over it. Off topic though.


    Mostly Laurelhurst and Madison Park. Sold CollegeDoog vitamin b
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  • CokeGreaterThanPepsiCokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646
    RoadDawg55 said:

    It's a piece of gum from a slightly above .500 coach. There isn't even any value.

    I doubt even Pepsi would want a piece of gum that was Pete's.

    Ha, yeah I wouldn't want that, haha, yeah, totally, not me, no sir, definitely not me, ha.
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  • allpurpleallgoldallpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    Don't listen to Softy. Listen to Dan Lebatard.
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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,789
    allpurpleallgold said:

    Don't listen to Softy. Listen to Dan Lebatard.

    Yep, LeBatard's the best of the bunch rather easily
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  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 106,804 Founders Club
    creepycoug said:

    Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.

    Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?

    You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.

    Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.

    Who?

    Rome managed to upgrade himself off the radio as far as I can tell
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  • MeekMeek Member Posts: 7,031
    the problem with the gum auction is that 2 key things cannot be verified:

    1) it's actually Sark's gum...unless there's been a DNA test and certificate available.

    2) the gum hasn't been rubbed allover Softy's naked body (as I expect it has)...unless there's a DNA test and certificate available.

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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,789
    Meek said:

    the problem with the gum auction is that 2 key things cannot be verified:

    1) it's actually Sark's gum...unless there's been a DNA test and certificate available.

    2) the gum hasn't been rubbed allover Softy's naked body (as I expect it has)...unless there's a DNA test and certificate available.

    LOL, but disagree.

    The problem with the gum auction is it's a fucking gum auction.

    SMOD2016 failed us all.
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  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,499
    RaceBannon said:

    creepycoug said:

    Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.

    Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?

    You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.

    Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.

    Who?

    Rome managed to upgrade himself off the radio as far as I can tell
    Dude, I heard him just the other day. Maybe he does both. I haven't seen his stupid mug on the tube in fucking ages. But he was definitely on radio as of last week.

    Maybe he was a guest ... don't know, don't keep track. He's a moron. I took a dump this morning that has more thought-provoking observations about sports than that guy has on a good day.
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  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,506 Standard Supporter
    creepycoug said:

    RaceBannon said:

    creepycoug said:

    Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.

    Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?

    You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.

    Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.

    Who?

    Rome managed to upgrade himself off the radio as far as I can tell
    Dude, I heard him just the other day. Maybe he does both. I haven't seen his stupid mug on the tube in fucking ages. But he was definitely on radio as of last week.

    Maybe he was a guest ... don't know, don't keep track. He's a moron. I took a dump this morning that has more thought-provoking observations about sports than that guy has on a good day.
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