Our Coaches Hate Recruiting

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

We will never get another player to commit to us ever again. We have two years left as a program basically. Enjoy it.

DeepSeaZ

SMOD will save us from our collective self pity.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Our staff has spent the last month sending lookalikes to camps all around the country to pretend like they are trying to recruit.

Reality is they have been at home playing Player Unknowns Battlegrounds and drinking Pepsi.

I am sorry to tell the truth, but these are the FACTS!

FireCohen

Me the last 4 weeks caz no one committed

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

I CANT HANDLE THE UPS AND DOWNS OF RECRUITING!!!!

And by the way, fuck dawgman for starting that bullshit. Those fuckers, we are fucking fans, we should freak out over any and everything.

Fuck your long walk for perspective, eat a dick.

GrundleStiltzkin

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Jerry Sandusky could recruit to Penn State better than our staff can RIGHT NOW and he is in jail for too much TBS.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Art Vandelay, latex salesman, could close a deal better than our staff could.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

When you miss Bobby Hauck you know you are fucked.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Who needs large humans to be good at football anyways? Amirite? Or amirite?

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

In two years we will be longing for players like Derek Kosub and wondering what the fuck happened.

FireCohen

CGTP ease down on the messican coke lol

TierbsHsotBoobs

In this thread: Poopsi puts on a weak meltdown effort.

Passion

Strausser couldn't recruit worth a shit, but he was a very good OL coach. We know Huff can't recruit a sailor into a whorehouse, but can he coach?

If not, I'll join ISIS and run his ass over with a truck. You all can thank me later.

whatshouldicareabout

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

We will never get another player to commit to us ever again. We have two years left as a program basically. Enjoy it.

I hope we get a recruit just to prove you wrong.

Baseman

Passion said:

Strausser couldn't recruit worth a shit, but he was a very good OL coach. We know Huff can't recruit a sailor into a whorehouse, but can he coach?

If not, I'll join ISIS and run his ass over with a truck. You all can thank me later.

Let me know if you need extra Jihadhis.

Meek

Quiz:

Who had his first 6 beers tonight?

Tequilla

Has he offered more than one opinion in all those posts?

IPukeOregonGrellow

Baseman said:

Passion said:

Strausser couldn't recruit worth a shit, but he was a very good OL coach. We know Huff can't recruit a sailor into a whorehouse, but can he coach?

If not, I'll join ISIS and run his ass over with a truck. You all can thank me later.

Let me know if you need extra Jihadhis.

Viva la Chinsurrection!

Mad_Son

Passion said:

If not, I'll join ISIS and run his ass over with a truck. You all can thank me later.

Now might not be the optimal time to join that organization. They seem to be suffering from major attrition and their capital projects seem to be imploding. I suppose there may be opportunity for advancement though and running someone over with a truck would look good at your annual review.

UWhuskytskeet

Meek said:

Quiz:

Who had his first 6 beers tonight?

Might not have been intentional!