A Brief Discussion of Appropriate Snack Food Usage

AZDuck

Okay, so I poasted the girl with the party trick. Deleted and warned. Apparently that was line.

Sure, fine.

So I poasted a short photo essay of party tricks and sausages. No "implied sexual acts" that I could see, unless you count literally throwing hot dogs down a hallway, but that would be absurd. Everything else was less than PG-13, since I think every other clip except for the little girl whose trick was flipping you off at the end was originally broadcast on network TV.

I know that this place likes to pass itself off as "edgy" and "irreverent," and it's true that you can say "fuck" here, but Derek closed the gates out here a while back. This is something I discovered when I got banned last year. This shithole actually vets new memberships for approval. Also, Derek does actively track and nuke fake names, which is why I don't have any of the ones I used to have, to include @BiggusDickus.

Also, Derek does seem to have a thing about the snack food. I think I've poasted and I've seen others poast a bunch of stuff that I would consider way more risqué than a girl swallowing a bratwurst, but when I poast snack foods, Derek breaks out the HAMMER! (lol whOregon's going down!).

I'm going to go enjoy a nice bottle of merlot and take a nice long walk on the beach to think about stuff. If @DerekJohnson deletes this poast and/or bans me it will be actual bullshit censorship and you can disabuse yourselves about any delusion regarding "[HCH being a place] where people can relax and say what's on their mind without being banned and deleted."

One last poast about snack foods (pretty confident that nobody would think this is an implied sex act):



See you round, assholes.

@DerekJohnson
@DerekIsKim
@DerekReallyIsKim
@Dereks_75k_lover
@DerrickJohnsonsCraw

PS - this is not a "later guys," this is just a "you're acting like a bunch of faggot doogs and I'm going to take a break."

allpurpleallgold

Not in the middle of the store.

AZDuck

I get letters


DerekJohnson June 12

Do not post jpegs and gifs of simulated sex acts. you know the rules and told me you would abide by them. So I don't understand why we're going down this path again.



AZDuck June 13

I'm surprised I'm surprised.

Part of the problem is I guess I'm not super clear on where the line is on "simulated sex acts," given the raunchy nature of the boreds.

Like, I get that this is a "simulated sex act, even though it involves a cartoon character and is obviously a spoof:

[lazytownpinkhairedgirlgettingfuckedbyPedoBear.gif]

But to my mind, the bratwurst prank in the GIF I poasted wasn't really all that different than a girl tying a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue.

[girlfromTwinPeakstyingaknotinacherrystemwithhertongue.gif]

Also, part of my schtick, thanks to that whole kerfuffle, and my alleged fascination with food porn (that and anime). So I've gotta push that envelope from time to time. It's what the people expect.

TL, DR: noted.

(later that day I poasted the photo essay with the hotdogs getting thrown down the hallway, etc)

DerekJohnson June 13

You're getting close to the point where you're going to force me to take action that I don't want to take. Either you're going to respect the few rules we have or you're not

[me, internally] -WTF?

Swaye

The middle of the store will never be the same.

AZDuck

allpurpleallgold said:

Not in the middle of the store.

these boreds are nothing without in-public airing of grievances

GrundleStiltzkin

Kaepsknee

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AZDuck

salemcoog said:

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reading comprehension isn't your forte

and at least find a fucking meme that gets the quote right. Powers Boothe also thinks your a faggot

YellowSnow

So the Romper Room ain't as phun as it used to be?

AZDuck

YellowSnow said:

So the Romper Room ain't as phun as it used to be?

In a nutshell, this place has gone from being The Pit/HHB 2.0 to Doogman circa 1998. The 1998 era of Doogman was better than the vast majority of boreds out there, but is still shitty compared to Shaggy Bevo or other boreds where the inmates actually have whatever fun they feel like having.

I suppose I could LEAVE! but I feel a bit entitled having plugged a few hundred dollars into this joint, like my leash should be longer, not shorter.

YellowSnow

AZDuck said:

YellowSnow said:

So the Romper Room ain't as phun as it used to be?

In a nutshell, this place has gone from being The Pit/HHB 2.0 to Doogman circa 1998. The 1998 era of Doogman was better than the vast majority of boreds out there, but is still shitty compared to Shaggy Bevo or other boreds where the inmates actually have whatever fun they feel like having.

I suppose I could LEAVE! but I feel a bit entitled having plugged a few hundred dollars into this joint, like my leash should be longer, not shorter.

As a relative new fish, I guess I don't have much to compare it with- i.e., in my case Doogman of the early 2000's or contemporary sites like UW Doog Pound. From my vantage point it seems like we get a pretty wide leash in terms of freedom of speech and expression, and I can appreciate where Stalin is coming from on the few rules. But that's coming a habitual non line crosser sort of wuss.

2001400ex

You sure are posting as lot for a dude who left.

dnc

AZDuck said:

YellowSnow said:

So the Romper Room ain't as phun as it used to be?

In a nutshell, this place has gone from being The Pit/HHB 2.0 to Doogman circa 1998. The 1998 era of Doogman was better than the vast majority of boreds out there, but is still shitty compared to Shaggy Bevo or other boreds where the inmates actually have whatever fun they feel like having.

I suppose I could LEAVE! but I feel a bit entitled having plugged a few hundred dollars into this joint, like my leash should be longer, not shorter.

Dude stop.

I like you. I campaigned for you to be brought back, multiple times. I might as well have patented #FreeAZDuck. I'm a fan no homo.

So Stalin doesn't like the food porn bit. I don't get it but doesn't seem that difficult to me to let it go.

Agree it's not HHB nor the Pit 2.0. Both those places died IIRC.

Either way, this place is still many times better than any era of Dawgman.

AZDuck

dnc said:

AZDuck said:

YellowSnow said:

So the Romper Room ain't as phun as it used to be?

In a nutshell, this place has gone from being The Pit/HHB 2.0 to Doogman circa 1998. The 1998 era of Doogman was better than the vast majority of boreds out there, but is still shitty compared to Shaggy Bevo or other boreds where the inmates actually have whatever fun they feel like having.

I suppose I could LEAVE! but I feel a bit entitled having plugged a few hundred dollars into this joint, like my leash should be longer, not shorter.

Dude stop.

I like you. I campaigned for you to be brought back, multiple times. I might as well have patented #FreeAZDuck. I'm a fan no homo.

So Stalin doesn't like the food porn bit. I don't get it but doesn't seem that difficult to me to let it go.

Agree it's not HHB nor the Pit 2.0. Both those places died IIRC.

Either way, this place is still many times better than any era of Dawgman.

Like I said, just taking a break. Not a lot of romper rooms left.

Swaye

AZDuck said:

dnc said:

AZDuck said:

YellowSnow said:

So the Romper Room ain't as phun as it used to be?

In a nutshell, this place has gone from being The Pit/HHB 2.0 to Doogman circa 1998. The 1998 era of Doogman was better than the vast majority of boreds out there, but is still shitty compared to Shaggy Bevo or other boreds where the inmates actually have whatever fun they feel like having.

I suppose I could LEAVE! but I feel a bit entitled having plugged a few hundred dollars into this joint, like my leash should be longer, not shorter.

Dude stop.

I like you. I campaigned for you to be brought back, multiple times. I might as well have patented #FreeAZDuck. I'm a fan no homo.

So Stalin doesn't like the food porn bit. I don't get it but doesn't seem that difficult to me to let it go.

Agree it's not HHB nor the Pit 2.0. Both those places died IIRC.

Either way, this place is still many times better than any era of Dawgman.

Like I said, just taking a break. Not a lot of romper rooms left.

There's always the Wigwam for your weird food porn fetish. I promise not to ban sausages flying anywhere but into split tail.

Mosster47

Stalin is a heavy conservative.

There is a very simple test to figure out if you are a conservative, a moderate, or a liberal: Two videos are playing on two separate televisions. One TV has a video of a man pointing a gun at another man's head and pulling the trigger. The other video is of a naked man and a naked woman engaged in sexual intercourse.

If the video of the man and woman offend you the most then someone like myself or Swaye, hell maybe even myself or Swaye have/had/will have sex with your wife. She is as tired of you fucking her with your two inches of thunder through the hole in your boxers as you are giving it to her.

If the video of the man shooting the other man in the head offends you the most then someone like myself or Swaye have/had/will have sex with your wife. She's fucking tired of being the big spoon at night. Grow a pair of balls.

If both of these videos offend you an equal amount you're part of the problem. If neither of these videos offend you then you are part of the solution.

Humans kill and fuck. That's what we do. To try to cover that up, shield it, or hold one as being more acceptable than the other is FS.

PurpleThrobber

I would have to hear @DonLemonParty thoughts on an implied sex act vs. an explicit sex act.

dnc

Mosster47 said:

Stalin is a heavy conservative.

There is a very simple test to figure out if you are a conservative, a moderate, or a liberal: Two videos are playing on two separate televisions. One TV has a video of a man pointing a gun at another man's head and pulling the trigger. The other video is of a naked man and a naked woman engaged in sexual intercourse.

If the video of the man and woman offend you the most then someone like myself or Swaye, hell maybe even myself or Swaye have/had/will have sex with your wife. She is as tired of you fucking her with your two inches of thunder through the hole in your boxers as you are giving it to her.

If the video of the man shooting the other man in the head offends you the most then someone like myself or Swaye have/had/will have sex with your wife. She's fucking tired of being the big spoon at night. Grow a pair of balls.

If both of these videos offend you an equal amount you're part of the problem. If neither of these videos offend you then you are part of the solution.

Humans kill and fuck. That's what we do. To try to cover that up, shield it, or hold one as being more acceptable than the other is FS.

Trying too hard to make yourself @Swaye's equal.

Not the case.

DonLemonParty

PurpleThrobber said:

I would have to hear @DonLemonParty thoughts on an implied sex act vs. an explicit sex act.

huh?

Swaye

dnc said:

Mosster47 said:

Stalin is a heavy conservative.

There is a very simple test to figure out if you are a conservative, a moderate, or a liberal: Two videos are playing on two separate televisions. One TV has a video of a man pointing a gun at another man's head and pulling the trigger. The other video is of a naked man and a naked woman engaged in sexual intercourse.

If the video of the man and woman offend you the most then someone like myself or Swaye, hell maybe even myself or Swaye have/had/will have sex with your wife. She is as tired of you fucking her with your two inches of thunder through the hole in your boxers as you are giving it to her.

If the video of the man shooting the other man in the head offends you the most then someone like myself or Swaye have/had/will have sex with your wife. She's fucking tired of being the big spoon at night. Grow a pair of balls.

If both of these videos offend you an equal amount you're part of the problem. If neither of these videos offend you then you are part of the solution.

Humans kill and fuck. That's what we do. To try to cover that up, shield it, or hold one as being more acceptable than the other is FS.

Trying too hard to make yourself @Swaye's equal.

Not the case.

Thanks pookie.

RaceBannon

No one cares

Stop crying like a bitch

Shut the fuck up

Get the fuck out

Edgy enough Francis?