Best Rock (only) Songs About Breaking the Law?

YellowSnow · June 2017

I Fought The Law - Any version but we'll say The Clash

Swaye said:
If I used a Warren Zevon song it would have been Excitable Boy. Everyone should murder their prom date.

Also, you forgot Cocaine Blues, by The Man in Black. (He's in the Rock and Roll HOF I believe)

But the winner, which you also fucked away, is Hey Joe, by Jimi Hendrix.

I like you, so I will forgive these transgressions.

p.s. If you want something hard listen to Exodus "The Ballad of Leonard and Charles."

Thank me later.

It's hard...

Sometimes 9 options isn't enough to get all the worthy contenders out there. And shame on me for the "Hey Joe" admission; this is a fuck up on my part. I can actually play the opening riff pretty spot on my non (Mexi) Strat. So well in fact, that were I a single guy I could probably get gums into some beaver puppy style just off one riff.

Excitable Boy is awesome. Lawyers, Guns, and Money just seemed more relevant in the current climate.

YellowSnow · June 2017

I Fought The Law - Any version but we'll say The Clash

I clearly seperated the squire and mexi. Now puppys beautiful vintage sunburst stratocaster, made in the USofA, is in a class by itself. Generally anyone who uses fenderbender is either a shitty driver or plays a bright red mexi. Oh, the vintage tele sitting next to it is something to behold too, which of course sits next to the vintage 65 SG, and several feet away the martin d28 .

The martin in a leg spreader. A few strums and my gums are buried in beaver. Big black beaver. I try and sing after she squirts but my mouth dries up like desert dirt, my lips the cracks. A quick sip of bookers whisky wets the whistle and im back in action,, resoiling her already crusty panties. The Martin, like a grand piano, always gets the job done. Your mexi strat might make you 2 bits at the public market, but hey, its a start.

Swaye · June 2017

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YellowSnow said:
I clearly seperated the squire and mexi. Now puppys beautiful vintage sunburst stratocaster, made in the USofA, is in a class by itself. Generally anyone who uses fenderbender is either a shitty driver or plays a bright red mexi. Oh, the vintage tele sitting next to it is something to behold too, which of course sits next to the vintage 65 SG, and several feet away the martin d28 .

The martin in a leg spreader. A few strums and my gums are buried in beaver. Big black beaver. I try and sing after she squirts but my mouth dries up like desert dirt, my lips the cracks. A quick sip of bookers whisky wets the whistle and im back in action,, resoiling her already crusty panties. The Martin, like a grand piano, always gets the job done. Your mexi strat might make you 2 bits at the public market, but hey, its a start.

YBFE