Pick up lines guaranteed to work

doogie

say Chinese scientists

http://nypost.com/2017/06/02/chinese-scientists-claim-these-weird-pick-up-lines-are-foolproof/

priapism

Talking works best on drunk women.

dnc

doogie said:

say Chinese scientists

http://nypost.com/2017/06/02/chinese-scientists-claim-these-weird-pick-up-lines-are-foolproof/

@RoadDawg55!!!! True???

Baseman

Suck-ee p-p

Doogles

Wow, random curveballs thrown with confidence get you laid?! Shocker!!1!

BennyBeaver

Are you into Mexican food?

Cuz I'd like to wrap you in a tortilla and make you my bae-ritto.

doogie

do you roll your rr''s when you say it?

Doogles

doogie said:

do you roll your rr''s when you say it?

Tor - till - uh

RaceBannon

I met s girl at a party and we hit it off so I asked where she wanted to have breakfast in the morning. She was speechless for a moment than got this huge smile.

Then her boyfriend gives me props for a great line as he whisked her away. I didn't know he was there

Fenderbender123

I always liked the line John Lennon used on the girl who eventually became his first wife.

Lennon asked her out, but when she said that she was engaged, he screamed out, "I didn't ask you to fuckin' marry me, did I?"

alumni94

WTF?

Likewise, the researchers said that men should approach women and say “your roof is a lover’s shoulder” or “your garden is the sea of flowers” rather than sticking to a more prosaic phrase like “your door is very strong.”

PurpleJ

alumni94 said:

WTF?

Likewise, the researchers said that men should approach women and say “your roof is a lover’s shoulder” or “your garden is the sea of flowers” rather than sticking to a more prosaic phrase like “your door is very strong.”

It's the chinks trying to fuck up white boy's game to make up for small penis and swoop in to turn pretty American girls into devoted communist servants.

doogie

Of course a brand new 30th floor BellTown water facing condo, doesn't hurt.

Kaepsknee

doogie said:

Of course a brand new 30th floor BellTown water facing condo, doesn't hurt.

But that's in Seattle, right???

PurpleThrobber

PurpleJ said:

alumni94 said:

WTF?

Likewise, the researchers said that men should approach women and say “your roof is a lover’s shoulder” or “your garden is the sea of flowers” rather than sticking to a more prosaic phrase like “your door is very strong.”

It's the chinks trying to fuck up white boy's game to make up for small penis and swoop in to turn pretty American girls into devoted communist servants.

Aside from John and Kate Gosselin, has there ever been a white chick with an Asian guy?

dnc

PurpleThrobber said:

PurpleJ said:

alumni94 said:

WTF?

Likewise, the researchers said that men should approach women and say “your roof is a lover’s shoulder” or “your garden is the sea of flowers” rather than sticking to a more prosaic phrase like “your door is very strong.”

It's the chinks trying to fuck up white boy's game to make up for small penis and swoop in to turn pretty American girls into devoted communist servants.

Aside from John and Kate Gosselin, has there ever been a white chick with an Asian guy?

@RoadDawg55 and your mom!

PurpleThrobber

dnc said:

PurpleThrobber said:

PurpleJ said:

alumni94 said:

WTF?

Likewise, the researchers said that men should approach women and say “your roof is a lover’s shoulder” or “your garden is the sea of flowers” rather than sticking to a more prosaic phrase like “your door is very strong.”

It's the chinks trying to fuck up white boy's game to make up for small penis and swoop in to turn pretty American girls into devoted communist servants.

Aside from John and Kate Gosselin, has there ever been a white chick with an Asian guy?

@RoadDawg55 and your mom!

@YellowThrobber, true?