Stanford is a breeding ground for oxy'd up alcoholics - this was inevitable
*chinevitable
Option 2 was commenting on his mini-Peyton Manning forehead...appears to be growing nicely
HGH perhaps ? Or descended from Kazu on Flintstones...you make the call
Tiger has a normal forehead he's just balding. He needs to just shave the top part. Looks like someone sprinkled pubes on his head in that mug shot.
He needs to shave the whole thing. The horseshoe look is awful.
Too much of a bad boy look for Tiger right now. He needs to rebrand. His new look can be a tasteful horseshoe hair style. Maybe grow out the back a bit and rock a duck's ass.
Tiger is starting to look like the owner of a Chinese restaurant in a small town.
Golf has been on life support since went away after the 2008 Open. Hopefully this finally killed it.
On the HGH thing I saw him at the Accenture Match Play in Tucson and he was the size of an NFL linebacker, which was a big difference to his last appearance at the FBR in Scottsdale where he just looked like the only guy on the course that at least tried to stay in shape.
When you break bones in your legs and tear major ligaments because you are swinging so hard it's the V8 in a Geo Metro scenario. He wanted to catch the Golden Bear, but instead he destroyed his body, realized it, and can't get over it.
You are worth over 500 million dollars. Just pack it in, sit in one of your many mansions and bang out 10K a day dime hookers I could only dream of all day. Idiot.
You are worth over 500 million dollars. Just pack it in, sit in one of your many mansions and bang out 10K a day dime hookers I could only dream of all day. Idiot.
You are worth over 500 million dollars. Just pack it in, sit in one of your many mansions and bang out 10K a day dime hookers I could only dream of all day. Idiot.
Eldrick:
You can sail the seven seas, you can search high and low - this is the best advice you will ever receive...
Let tatted sluts call you "Tiggy Pu" and pretend it's love
No women has ever given a fuck about you for anything but money anyway...
Seriously, when you are worth that kind of cheddar, just say fuck it. Stop being the laughingstock of the gold world and having your life dissected. Retire, get a good coke habit going, and fuck top shelf pussy none of us losers could ever sniff. Fly private jets everywhere, gamble, just totally fuck off all the time. At 740 million you'd never run out of money. Idiot.
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White people look much less good.
Golf has been on life support since went away after the 2008 Open. Hopefully this finally killed it.
On the HGH thing I saw him at the Accenture Match Play in Tucson and he was the size of an NFL linebacker, which was a big difference to his last appearance at the FBR in Scottsdale where he just looked like the only guy on the course that at least tried to stay in shape.
When you break bones in your legs and tear major ligaments because you are swinging so hard it's the V8 in a Geo Metro scenario. He wanted to catch the Golden Bear, but instead he destroyed his body, realized it, and can't get over it.
You are worth over 500 million dollars. Just pack it in, sit in one of your many mansions and bang out 10K a day dime hookers I could only dream of all day. Idiot.
You can sail the seven seas, you can search high and low - this is the best advice you will ever receive...
Let tatted sluts call you "Tiggy Pu" and pretend it's love
No women has ever given a fuck about you for anything but money anyway...
Same as it ever was