I'm impressed

Pitchfork51

I like tall girls because they are easy.

I like short girls because they are sexy little freaks that I can toss around.











But mostly I like men because I post on this shithole

YellowSnow

Pitchfork51 said:

I like tall girls because they are easy.

I like short girls because they are sexy little freaks that I can toss around.











But mostly I like men because I post on this shithole

Chinned because I got no short chick game, but tall girls can't turn down a guy they can still wear heels with. Why would I waste my time chasing the same tail as all you short stacks?

Pitchfork51

YellowSnow said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I like tall girls because they are easy.

I like short girls because they are sexy little freaks that I can toss around.











But mostly I like men because I post on this shithole

Chinned because I got no short chick game, but tall girls can't turn down a guy they can still wear heels with. Why would I waste my time chasing the same tail as all you short stacks?

You're misunderstanding me bro.

If the girl said no then the answer obviously is no.

The thing is that she’s not gonna say no.

She’d never say no…because of the implication

YellowSnow

Pitchfork51 said:

YellowSnow said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I like tall girls because they are easy.

I like short girls because they are sexy little freaks that I can toss around.











But mostly I like men because I post on this shithole

Chinned because I got no short chick game, but tall girls can't turn down a guy they can still wear heels with. Why would I waste my time chasing the same tail as all you short stacks?

You're misunderstanding me bro.

If the girl said no then the answer obviously is no.

The thing is that she’s not gonna say no.

She’d never say no…because of the implication

We cool bruh.

RaceBannon

The thing about porn girls is they are only hot when doing porn things naked. When you see them somewhere like the AVN Awards or the grocery store in Encino it becomes clear why they are in porn, not swimsuit modeling

But I love them anyway

YellowSnow

Bambi Woods was 5'10" and Linda Lovelace 5'8", but still.

Pitchfork51

RaceBannon said:

The thing about porn girls is they are only hot when doing porn things naked. When you see them somewhere like the AVN Awards or the grocery store in Encino it becomes clear why they are in porn, not swimsuit modeling

But I love them anyway

Talking shit about my girl Marsha May?

PurpleThrobber

Pitchfork51 said:

RaceBannon said:

The thing about porn girls is they are only hot when doing porn things naked. When you see them somewhere like the AVN Awards or the grocery store in Encino it becomes clear why they are in porn, not swimsuit modeling

But I love them anyway

Talking shit about my girl Marsha May?

Ralphie May > Marsha May

Funny as fuck.

I want cheap gas!