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  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,016 Founders Club
    Pitchfork51 said:

    I like tall girls because they are easy.

    I like short girls because they are sexy little freaks that I can toss around.











    But mostly I like men because I post on this shithole

    Chinned because I got no short chick game, but tall girls can't turn down a guy they can still wear heels with. Why would I waste my time chasing the same tail as all you short stacks?
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  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,858
    YellowSnow said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    I like tall girls because they are easy.

    I like short girls because they are sexy little freaks that I can toss around.











    But mostly I like men because I post on this shithole

    Chinned because I got no short chick game, but tall girls can't turn down a guy they can still wear heels with. Why would I waste my time chasing the same tail as all you short stacks?
    You're misunderstanding me bro.

    If the girl said no then the answer obviously is no.

    The thing is that she’s not gonna say no.

    She’d never say no…because of the implication
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  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,016 Founders Club
    Pitchfork51 said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    I like tall girls because they are easy.

    I like short girls because they are sexy little freaks that I can toss around.











    But mostly I like men because I post on this shithole

    Chinned because I got no short chick game, but tall girls can't turn down a guy they can still wear heels with. Why would I waste my time chasing the same tail as all you short stacks?
    You're misunderstanding me bro.

    If the girl said no then the answer obviously is no.

    The thing is that she’s not gonna say no.

    She’d never say no…because of the implication
    We cool bruh.
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  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 104,641 Founders Club
    The thing about porn girls is they are only hot when doing porn things naked. When you see them somewhere like the AVN Awards or the grocery store in Encino it becomes clear why they are in porn, not swimsuit modeling

    But I love them anyway
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  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,016 Founders Club
    Bambi Woods was 5'10" and Linda Lovelace 5'8", but still.
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  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,858
    RaceBannon said:

    The thing about porn girls is they are only hot when doing porn things naked. When you see them somewhere like the AVN Awards or the grocery store in Encino it becomes clear why they are in porn, not swimsuit modeling

    But I love them anyway

    Talking shit about my girl Marsha May?
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  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 43,645 Standard Supporter
    Pitchfork51 said:

    RaceBannon said:

    The thing about porn girls is they are only hot when doing porn things naked. When you see them somewhere like the AVN Awards or the grocery store in Encino it becomes clear why they are in porn, not swimsuit modeling

    But I love them anyway

    Talking shit about my girl Marsha May?
    Ralphie May > Marsha May

    Funny as fuck.

    I want cheap gas!

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