Happy Mothers Day, bitches

PurpleThrobber

I'm quite certain we all wouldn't be so fucked up if we'd have suckled on high quality mammaries like Keeley's.

YellowSnow

Poor Keely. If she ever got preggers she'd break her back under the strain of those jugs.

HUSKYFANATIC

I'd pump her full of human!

Mad_Son

PurpleThrobber said:

I'm quite certain we all wouldn't be so fucked up if we'd have suckled on high quality mammaries like Keeley's.

So you're saying your mother has/had low quality breasts?

dtd

Mad_Son said:

PurpleThrobber said:

I'm quite certain we all wouldn't be so fucked up if we'd have suckled on high quality mammaries like Keeley's.

So you're saying your mother has/had low quality breasts?

nah, they're nice.

Swaye

dtd said:

Mad_Son said:

PurpleThrobber said:

I'm quite certain we all wouldn't be so fucked up if we'd have suckled on high quality mammaries like Keeley's.

So you're saying your mother has/had low quality breasts?

nah, they're nice.

PM me her digits.

TIA

Pitchfork51

Father's day is a way more popular holiday here.

PurpleBaze

Pitchfork51 said:

Father's day is a way more popular holiday here.

*Fathers'

dtd

PurpleBaze said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Father's day is a way more popular holiday here.

*Fathers'

75k

Dennis_DeYoung

I only got 2 dads.

PurpleThrobber

dtd said:

Mad_Son said:

PurpleThrobber said:

I'm quite certain we all wouldn't be so fucked up if we'd have suckled on high quality mammaries like Keeley's.

So you're saying your mother has/had low quality breasts?

nah, they're nice.

Respect. Upvote on the yo mama smack.

dnc

PurpleThrobber said:

dtd said:

Mad_Son said:

PurpleThrobber said:

I'm quite certain we all wouldn't be so fucked up if we'd have suckled on high quality mammaries like Keeley's.

So you're saying your mother has/had low quality breasts?

nah, they're nice.

Respect. Upvote on the yo mama smack.

I see no upvote

Pitchfork51

dnc said:

PurpleThrobber said:

dtd said:

Mad_Son said:

PurpleThrobber said:

I'm quite certain we all wouldn't be so fucked up if we'd have suckled on high quality mammaries like Keeley's.

So you're saying your mother has/had low quality breasts?

nah, they're nice.

Respect. Upvote on the yo mama smack.

I see no upvote

And some motherfucker downvoted me for putting this in the important gifs thread

dnc

Pitchfork51 said:

dnc said:

PurpleThrobber said:

dtd said:

Mad_Son said:

PurpleThrobber said:

I'm quite certain we all wouldn't be so fucked up if we'd have suckled on high quality mammaries like Keeley's.

So you're saying your mother has/had low quality breasts?

nah, they're nice.

Respect. Upvote on the yo mama smack.

I see no upvote

And some motherfucker downvoted me for putting this in the important gifs thread

Pitchfork51

Lol. Fair.

PurpleJ

dnc said:

PurpleThrobber said:

dtd said:

Mad_Son said:

PurpleThrobber said:

I'm quite certain we all wouldn't be so fucked up if we'd have suckled on high quality mammaries like Keeley's.

So you're saying your mother has/had low quality breasts?

nah, they're nice.

Respect. Upvote on the yo mama smack.

I see no upvote

Face too baseball glovey

dnc

PurpleJ said:

dnc said:

PurpleThrobber said:

dtd said:

Mad_Son said:

PurpleThrobber said:

I'm quite certain we all wouldn't be so fucked up if we'd have suckled on high quality mammaries like Keeley's.

So you're saying your mother has/had low quality breasts?

nah, they're nice.

Respect. Upvote on the yo mama smack.

I see no upvote

Face too baseball glovey

agree

TierbsHsotBoobs

PurpleJ said:

dnc said:

PurpleThrobber said:

dtd said:

Mad_Son said:

PurpleThrobber said:

I'm quite certain we all wouldn't be so fucked up if we'd have suckled on high quality mammaries like Keeley's.

So you're saying your mother has/had low quality breasts?

nah, they're nice.

Respect. Upvote on the yo mama smack.

I see no upvote

Face too baseball glovey

Doogles

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PurpleJ said:

dnc said:

PurpleThrobber said:

dtd said:

Mad_Son said:

PurpleThrobber said:

I'm quite certain we all wouldn't be so fucked up if we'd have suckled on high quality mammaries like Keeley's.

So you're saying your mother has/had low quality breasts?

nah, they're nice.

Respect. Upvote on the yo mama smack.

I see no upvote

Face too baseball glovey

dnc

PurpleJ said:

dnc said:

PurpleThrobber said:

dtd said:

Mad_Son said:

PurpleThrobber said:

I'm quite certain we all wouldn't be so fucked up if we'd have suckled on high quality mammaries like Keeley's.

So you're saying your mother has/had low quality breasts?

nah, they're nice.

Respect. Upvote on the yo mama smack.

I see no upvote

Face too baseball @BennyBeaver-y

crispe

dtd

dnc said:

PurpleJ said:

dnc said:

PurpleThrobber said:

dtd said:

Mad_Son said:

PurpleThrobber said:

I'm quite certain we all wouldn't be so fucked up if we'd have suckled on high quality mammaries like Keeley's.

So you're saying your mother has/had low quality breasts?

nah, they're nice.

Respect. Upvote on the yo mama smack.

I see no upvote

Face too baseball glovey

agree

Just gotta break it in

PurpleThrobber

The more I think about Mother's Day, fuck those bitches.

If it wasn't for us males refusing to wrap up and providing our seed, those ca-hunts would be wandering around today with no Sunday brunch, no sappy cards and no like-pandering posts on Facebook.

Kudos to dudes with dicks. Major kudos to the little swimmers that hit the target.

BearsWiin

PurpleThrobber said:

The more I think about Mother's Day, fuck those bitches.

If it wasn't for us males refusing to wrap up and providing our seed, those ca-hunts would be wandering around today with no Sunday brunch, no sappy cards and no like-pandering posts on Facebook.

I'm sure they speak highly of you too

PurpleThrobber

BearsWiin said:

PurpleThrobber said:

The more I think about Mother's Day, fuck those bitches.

If it wasn't for us males refusing to wrap up and providing our seed, those ca-hunts would be wandering around today with no Sunday brunch, no sappy cards and no like-pandering posts on Facebook.

I'm sure they speak highly of you too

Deep down, they all love The Throbber.

Pitchfork51

But don't fall in love (she's a beauty)