Jimmy John’s Founder Denies He Is Nude Man Pictured Humping a Dead Shark

doogie

Seriously, I only read the headline and knew this had to be dropped here.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/05/10/jimmy-johns-founder-denies-he-is-nude-man-pictured-humping-a-dead-shark/

RedRocket

Deadspin also reporting that it's not Jim McElwain:
deadspin.com/jim-mcelwain-says-thats-not-him-nude-and-humping-a-shar-1795017345

DerekJohnson

Probably someone from Kent Griswold's crew

Doogles

I don't care if he denies it, It's totally McElwain.

GrundleStiltzkin

Enumclaw-on-the-Sea

PurpleThrobber

If we as a nation are going to condemn a man's god given right to lay naked upon a shark, the terrorists have won.

That's a good looking shark.

allpurpleallgold

PurpleThrobber said:

If we as a nation are going to condemn a man's god given right to lay naked upon a shark, the terrorists have won.

That's a good looking shark.

Eyes too far apart.

RedRocket

Doogles said:

I don't care if he denies it, It's totally McElwain.

He was trying to 1 up Harbaugh's recruiting shenanigans. Took it too far.

GrundleStiltzkin

allpurpleallgold said:

PurpleThrobber said:

If we as a nation are going to condemn a man's god given right to lay naked upon a shark, the terrorists have won.

That's a good looking shark.

Eyes too far apart.

So "they all look the same" to you? SMDH

RaceBannon

Doogles said:

I don't care if he denies it, It's totally McElwain.

Lebatard was having a lot of fun with Mackleveins strident denial

BennyBeaver

This thread delivers.