Jimmy John’s Founder Denies He Is Nude Man Pictured Humping a Dead Shark

doogie

Seriously, I only read the headline and knew this had to be dropped here.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/05/10/jimmy-johns-founder-denies-he-is-nude-man-pictured-humping-a-dead-shark/

RedRocket

Deadspin also reporting that it's not Jim McElwain:
deadspin.com/jim-mcelwain-says-thats-not-him-nude-and-humping-a-shar-1795017345

DerekJohnson

Probably someone from Kent Griswold's crew

Doogles

I don't care if he denies it, It's totally McElwain.

GrundleStiltzkin

Enumclaw-on-the-Sea

PurpleThrobber

If we as a nation are going to condemn a man's god given right to lay naked upon a shark, the terrorists have won.

That's a good looking shark.

allpurpleallgold

PurpleThrobber said:

If we as a nation are going to condemn a man's god given right to lay naked upon a shark, the terrorists have won.

That's a good looking shark.

Eyes too far apart.

RedRocket

Doogles said:

I don't care if he denies it, It's totally McElwain.

He was trying to 1 up Harbaugh's recruiting shenanigans. Took it too far.

GrundleStiltzkin

allpurpleallgold said:

PurpleThrobber said:

If we as a nation are going to condemn a man's god given right to lay naked upon a shark, the terrorists have won.

That's a good looking shark.

Eyes too far apart.

So "they all look the same" to you? SMDH

RaceBannon

Doogles said:

I don't care if he denies it, It's totally McElwain.

Lebatard was having a lot of fun with Mackleveins strident denial

BennyBeaver

This thread delivers.

AZDuck

Without pics worthless, this thread is.



And shark skin is really scratchy, so, ow

Kaepsknee

@LemononAhiPARTY true????

dnc

AZDuck said:

Without pics worthless, this thread is.



And shark skin is really scratchy, so, ow

Guess we're all cucks now

PurpleThrobber

Need I point out that McElwain is a product of Eastern Washington or is that just piling on the poor naked shark fucker?

rodmansrage

crazy, ate at a jimmy johns today, made me slightly more nauseous than looking at this pic.

Kaepsknee

PurpleThrobber said:

Need I point out that McElwain is a product of Eastern Washington or is that just piling on the poor naked shark fucker?

Hurtful.

Pitchfork51

rodmansrage said:

crazy, ate at a jimmy johns today, made me slightly more nauseous than looking at this pic.

Jimmy John's is basically the blandest least nausea inducing food on the planet.

It's one of my top hangover foods.

AZDuck

dnc said:

AZDuck said:

Without pics worthless, this thread is.



And shark skin is really scratchy, so, ow

Guess we're all cucks now

just Florida fans

HuskyJW

That's Jonathan Smith.

He needs to be fired with cause.

Babushka

HuskyJW said:

That's Jonathan Smith.

He needs to be fired with cause.

It's fucking irritating we have to do this again.

Fuck Stalin for not letting this just be my sig.