Send this chick a chinvite

GrundleStiltzkin

Wild night for the record books ends in arrest

RAYMOND — Amanda Ann Hanson was “The One That (allegedly) Got Away.”

But then she crashed.

And then she got away again.

And then she came back.

The Grayland woman’s night of epic drinking allegedly devolved into an equally epic woman-hunt on Thursday, April 6. Police say that by the time Hanson, 26, was arrested two days later, she had tried to avoid a traffic stop; fled from the stop; crashed her car; assaulted an officer; slipped out of her handcuffs; escaped from an emergency room; broken into the home of a sleeping couple; stolen a purse and car; and abandoned the stolen car. Hanson finally turned herself into the Pacific County Jail after waking up with no memory of these events — but not before going to a friend’s house to sleep off her hangover.

AZDuck

AZDuck

Judge threw the book at her - 2 years!

http://www.southbeachbulletin.com/news/south-beach-woman-sentenced-to-two-years/

PurpleBaze

What I want to know is does she quack like a duck when she sucks?

PurpleThrobber

"Hanson allegedly said “she couldn’t remember her shirt, but she was wearing spandex with knee-high boots.” Her boots were missing when she woke up."

You see a trainwreck, I see a love match for @Swaye

Kaepsknee

Sounds like she's gonna have a nice long chance to look herself in the mirror and ask what it is that AMANDA wants and needs.

Pitchfork51

Hey writer....it's still called a manhunt you dipshit.

dnc

AZDuck said:

Judge threw the book at her - 2 years!

http://www.southbeachbulletin.com/news/south-beach-woman-sentenced-to-two-years/

#FreeFRANNY

PurpleJ

Too white.


Also....gummy, eyebrows too thin and far apart, big forehead

BennyBeaver

Wood.

BearsWiin

She seems nice

PurpleJ

BennyBeaver said:

Wood.

Who would you choose to fuck her while you watch?

alumni94

PurpleJ said:

Too white.


Also....gummy, eyebrows too thin and far apart, big forehead

What eyebrows?

Swaye

I've always wanted a prison romance.

PurpleJ

Swaye said:

I've always wanted a prison romance.

Sup?

AZDuck

PurpleJ said:

Swaye said:

I've always wanted a prison romance.

Sup?

you wouldn't last 5 minutes in prison (or the Autzen porking lot) - you're too pretty

PurpleJ

AZDuck said:

PurpleJ said:

Swaye said:

I've always wanted a prison romance.

Sup?

you wouldn't last 5 minutes in prison (or the Autzen porking lot) - you're too pretty

#powerbottom