Oregonian Chicken-Fucking Season

TurdBomber

komonews.com/news/offbeat/oregon-man-accused-of-sexually-assaulting-a-chicken

OBK?

AZDuck

whatever, dude, that shit ain't even illegal in Enumclaw

tenndawg

Meth possession and chicken fucking - but no calls for genocide

Guess he's still in good standing

PurpleJ

AZDuck

Bad_MotherDucker

Did the rooster watch? Cock cuck.....J?

RaceBannon

The best business lesson I ever received was from a wise man who told me:

You can work your whole life to develop an unassailable reputation as a fine human being.

But if you fuck one pig you will forever just be a pig fucker

TierbsHsotBoobs

RaceBannon said:

The best business lesson I ever received was from a wise man who told me:

You can work your whole life to develop an unassailable reputation as a fine human being.

But if you fuck one pig you will forever just be a pig fucker

Helps Trump IMO

PurpleThrobber

CuntWaffle

Not ALL meth addicts fuck chickens

Mosster47

I'm so glad I got away from Medford. That area is a shit hole.

My last memory from there I'm on the parkway by the mall, right next to the Inn & Out, and this meth head walks across the 8 lane intersection carrying a closet door. Mind you there are no residents for miles in the direction he was walking.

Shit hole.

TurdBomber

RaceBannon said:

The best business lesson I ever received was from a wise man who told me:

You can work your whole life to develop an unassailable reputation as a fine human being.

But if you fuck one pig you will forever just be a pig fucker

Irish version I was told:
I built this house by my own hand. Do they call me "McDunough the carpenter?" No.
I tilled these acres myself and grew crops for 30 years. Do they call me "McDunough the farmer?" No.
I carried and laid each stone in the wall around this estate. Do they call me "McDunough the stone mason?" No.
But you have sex with one wee goat.......

Kaepsknee

RaceBannon said:

The best business lesson I ever received was from a wise man who told me:

You can work your whole life to develop an unassailable reputation as a fine human being.

But if you fuck one pig you will forever just be a pig fucker

I, for one, just love the wisdom that is shared during these trips down memory lane.