I kind of pull for you fuckers. You got me kicked off my scout site, got me to hate my QB, fellow Ute fans, my coach at times, my little stadium and lack of good beer. So fuck off.
Our programs are quite similar. I don't expect you to be privy to this because if you're comparing yourselves to Utah in any manor you're pretty much tucking your dick between your ass cheeks and gurgling USC cock while jerking off Oregon and Stanford.
We recruit the same kind of players. You call them OKGs (I think), something about our kind of guys? Coachable, hard working players in a clean program who stay away from trouble and actually EARN their sociology degree.
Your coach is transitioning from non-bcs/G5 to P5. Petermen tripped on his dick a few times, like Whitt still does unfortunately, but seems to have made the transition. I wan't to see our guy do the same.
Academis and research are important to both schools. Cold fusion anyone?
Geographic recruiting challenges, obviously more so for us.
Both schools are serious about building solid, winning programs.
This is by far the best Pac-12 bored and it's impossible to not have at least a passing interest in your program. In a bittersweet, envious way I enjoy your wins over my southern division foes and the rest of the fuckwads in the north.
Your stadium is one of the most beautiful, iconic facilities in the world. It's on my bucket list.
I've never had anything against Worshington, except your losses to BYU. I have to keep reminding myself I was born in Worshington because I don't have any kind of connection. Some fucking Indian word place I can't spell. Wenatchee? Maybe that's why I'm a Ute.
On a much smaller scale, I've been where you guys are now. A successful season behind you thinking you're going to pick up where you left off and take it a little further. I certainly don't wish you ill will. Every win for you is a win for me, except one.
I kind of pull for you fuckers. You got me kicked off my scout site, got me to hate my QB, fellow Ute fans, my coach at times, my little stadium and lack of good beer. So fuck off.
Our programs are quite similar. I don't expect you to be privy to this because if you're comparing yourselves to Utah in any manor you're pretty much tucking your dick between your ass cheeks and gurgling USC cock while jerking off Oregon and Stanford.
We recruit the same kind of players. You call them OKGs (I think), something about our kind of guys? Coachable, hard working players in a clean program who stay away from trouble and actually EARN their sociology degree.
Your coach is transitioning from non-bcs/G5 to P5. Petermen tripped on his dick a few times, like Whitt still does unfortunately, but seems to have made the transition. I wan't to see our guy do the same.
Academis and research are important to both schools. Cold fusion anyone?
Geographic recruiting challenges, obviously more so for us.
Both schools are serious about building solid, winning programs.
This is by far the best Pac-12 bored and it's impossible to not have at least a passing interest in your program. In a bittersweet, envious way I enjoy your wins over my southern division foes and the rest of the fuckwads in the north.
Your stadium is one of the most beautiful, iconic facilities in the world. It's on my bucket list.
I've never had anything against Worshington, except your losses to BYU. I have to keep reminding myself I was born in Worshington because I don't have any kind of connection. Some fucking Indian word place I can't spell. Wenatchee? Maybe that's why I'm a Ute.
On a much smaller scale, I've been where you guys are now. A successful season behind you thinking you're going to pick up where you left off and take it a little further. I certainly don't wish you ill will. Every win for you is a win for me, except one.
Was it worth the 90 minutes it took to craft that post?
I kind of pull for you fuckers. You got me kicked off my scout site, got me to hate my QB, fellow Ute fans, my coach at times, my little stadium and lack of good beer. So fuck off.
Our programs are quite similar. I don't expect you to be privy to this because if you're comparing yourselves to Utah in any manor you're pretty much tucking your dick between your ass cheeks and gurgling USC cock while jerking off Oregon and Stanford.
We recruit the same kind of players. You call them OKGs (I think), something about our kind of guys? Coachable, hard working players in a clean program who stay away from trouble and actually EARN their sociology degree.
Your coach is transitioning from non-bcs/G5 to P5. Petermen tripped on his dick a few times, like Whitt still does unfortunately, but seems to have made the transition. I wan't to see our guy do the same.
Academis and research are important to both schools. Cold fusion anyone?
Geographic recruiting challenges, obviously more so for us.
Both schools are serious about building solid, winning programs.
This is by far the best Pac-12 bored and it's impossible to not have at least a passing interest in your program. In a bittersweet, envious way I enjoy your wins over my southern division foes and the rest of the fuckwads in the north.
Your stadium is one of the most beautiful, iconic facilities in the world. It's on my bucket list.
I've never had anything against Worshington, except your losses to BYU. I have to keep reminding myself I was born in Worshington because I don't have any kind of connection. Some fucking Indian word place I can't spell. Wenatchee? Maybe that's why I'm a Ute.
On a much smaller scale, I've been where you guys are now. A successful season behind you thinking you're going to pick up where you left off and take it a little further. I certainly don't wish you ill will. Every win for you is a win for me, except one.
Was it worth the 90 minutes it took to craft that post?
I kind of pull for you fuckers. You got me kicked off my scout site, got me to hate my QB, fellow Ute fans, my coach at times, my little stadium and lack of good beer. So fuck off.
Our programs are quite similar. I don't expect you to be privy to this because if you're comparing yourselves to Utah in any manor you're pretty much tucking your dick between your ass cheeks and gurgling USC cock while jerking off Oregon and Stanford.
We recruit the same kind of players. You call them OKGs (I think), something about our kind of guys? Coachable, hard working players in a clean program who stay away from trouble and actually EARN their sociology degree.
Your coach is transitioning from non-bcs/G5 to P5. Petermen tripped on his dick a few times, like Whitt still does unfortunately, but seems to have made the transition. I wan't to see our guy do the same.
Academis and research are important to both schools. Cold fusion anyone?
Geographic recruiting challenges, obviously more so for us.
Both schools are serious about building solid, winning programs.
This is by far the best Pac-12 bored and it's impossible to not have at least a passing interest in your program. In a bittersweet, envious way I enjoy your wins over my southern division foes and the rest of the fuckwads in the north.
Your stadium is one of the most beautiful, iconic facilities in the world. It's on my bucket list.
I've never had anything against Worshington, except your losses to BYU. I have to keep reminding myself I was born in Worshington because I don't have any kind of connection. Some fucking Indian word place I can't spell. Wenatchee? Maybe that's why I'm a Ute.
On a much smaller scale, I've been where you guys are now. A successful season behind you thinking you're going to pick up where you left off and take it a little further. I certainly don't wish you ill will. Every win for you is a win for me, except one.
Was it worth the 90 minutes it took to craft that post?
How can you ask him that ?
It's hard to imagine a better usage of his time.
Life is fleeting and there are saints and martyrs to heal the sick and clothe the poor - but a carefully crafted poast like this is truly an accomplishment
I kind of pull for you fuckers. You got me kicked off my scout site, got me to hate my QB, fellow Ute fans, my coach at times, my little stadium and lack of good beer. So fuck off.
Our programs are quite similar. I don't expect you to be privy to this because if you're comparing yourselves to Utah in any manor you're pretty much tucking your dick between your ass cheeks and gurgling USC cock while jerking off Oregon and Stanford.
We recruit the same kind of players. You call them OKGs (I think), something about our kind of guys? Coachable, hard working players in a clean program who stay away from trouble and actually EARN their sociology degree.
Your coach is transitioning from non-bcs/G5 to P5. Petermen tripped on his dick a few times, like Whitt still does unfortunately, but seems to have made the transition. I wan't to see our guy do the same.
Academis and research are important to both schools. Cold fusion anyone?
Geographic recruiting challenges, obviously more so for us.
Both schools are serious about building solid, winning programs.
This is by far the best Pac-12 bored and it's impossible to not have at least a passing interest in your program. In a bittersweet, envious way I enjoy your wins over my southern division foes and the rest of the fuckwads in the north.
Your stadium is one of the most beautiful, iconic facilities in the world. It's on my bucket list.
I've never had anything against Worshington, except your losses to BYU. I have to keep reminding myself I was born in Worshington because I don't have any kind of connection. Some fucking Indian word place I can't spell. Wenatchee? Maybe that's why I'm a Ute.
On a much smaller scale, I've been where you guys are now. A successful season behind you thinking you're going to pick up where you left off and take it a little further. I certainly don't wish you ill will. Every win for you is a win for me, except one.
West Virgina Iowa TCU Can't stand anything from SEC well maybe Auburn ACC sucks thinking about it, almost all other teams suck. better response and easier naming teams we hate. Usually underdogs and defenses are good to cheer on...
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Became a UW fan because Race told me that the Huskies were becoming the Gophers of the West.
Ski-u-mah!
I hate: whOregon ("lol"), Nueter Lame, Pedo State, Donkey State
If it wasn't for the fans, I'd like UW.
How can you ask him that ?
It's hard to imagine a better usage of his time.
Life is fleeting and there are saints and martyrs to heal the sick and clothe the poor - but a carefully crafted poast like this is truly an accomplishment
Glory to AZDuck
Because I went there for graduate school. Been quite the roller-coaster, even as a casual fan. It's hard.
This guy is definitely someones alt handle
Iowa
TCU
Can't stand anything from SEC well maybe Auburn
ACC sucks
thinking about it, almost all other teams suck. better response and easier naming teams we hate.
Usually underdogs and defenses are good to cheer on...
I already got my plane ticket for this years game. Super pumped!!!!!
Those T locs are fucking gnarly.