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oregonblitzkrieg
Member Posts: 15,288
in Tug Tavern
So you want to join a pride of faggots but think spandex is gay? We've got just the job for you. We need putties. A fucking army of them. We are headquarted in a basement under a 7-11 at an undisclosed location in the Palouse. We also have a booth in the Autzen parking lot. Applicants should be:
- Unemployed
- Live in your mom's basement
- Be able to fail a basic drug test
We prefer to hire local coogs but will make exceptions for gas pumping quooks and toilet salesmen at Lowe's. If you have any special skills sets such as the ability to summon @beelzebub , we want to hire you. We will provide:
- A bunk in our basement headquarters
- A mask and a pair of grey sweatpants
- Hookers and blow
- A daily continental breakfast of blue waffles and syrup
- Sack lunches and a fancy feast every evening
- Fridges stocked with cabs that drink like merlots
- An assortment of bongs stuffed with weed
- Access to our onsite PLSS shrine
Your duties will consist of using a gaybob avatar and attacking Such Fag J and the other rangers whenever the opportunity arises.
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If you provide hookers and blow I'm in.
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Suit up. Our previous putty commander got his discipline hole shot off by a laser beam and there's an opening. Or pick a villain of your choice and then meet us at the 7 -11.Pitchfork51 said:If you provide hookers and blow I'm in.
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Sometimes opportunity whispers, sometimes it knocks - and sometimes opportunity rams the damn door down !!!
Space is limited, better apply now - only those with a proven track record and credible references will be denied... -
you take furries?
asking for a fren
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@AZDuck , is this the "stride" you were talking about?
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Thought about it. Decided it sounded pretty gay. So no.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Suit up. Our previous putty commander got his discipline hole shot off by a laser beam and there's an opening. Or pick a villain of your choice and then meet us at the 7 -11.Pitchfork51 said:If you provide hookers and blow I'm in.
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Pussy.Pitchfork51 said:
Thought about it. Decided it sounded pretty gay. So no.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Suit up. Our previous putty commander got his discipline hole shot off by a laser beam and there's an opening. Or pick a villain of your choice and then meet us at the 7 -11.Pitchfork51 said:If you provide hookers and blow I'm in.
