Sa'Vell Smalls, 6* 2020 BUCK, Seattle (Kennedy), WA (SIGNED)
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I don’t know. I’d prefer to see an early commitment and then recruit heavily in the open instead of behind the scenes with a signing day announcement.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
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Knibb High Football Rules!!!StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
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Worth the wait? Just 3 weeks ago you had a meltdown about how UW never gets off to a fast start in recruiting and hates building momentum and doesn’t sign in state guys early.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
You were distraught that Pete tells them to take their time, take their visits, and then they will and will choose someone else at the end because fuck us. We suck, our brand sucks, and we are a shrivel dick program. We will sign pretty good classes but never a top 10.
I readily admit I have a hard time with the ups and downs of StrongBallz, but are you wanting UW to sign elite players early to get off to a fast start, build momentum, and get the in state guys early..... or you you want UW to have the elite guys take all their visits and then pick a hat at the end on tv?
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You think he knows?DoogCourics said:
Worth the wait? Just 3 weeks ago you had a meltdown about how UW never gets off to a fast start in recruiting and hates building momentum and doesn’t sign in state guys early.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
You were distraught that Pete tells them to take their time, take their visits, and then they will and will choose someone else at the end because fuck us. We suck, our brand sucks, and we are a shrivel dick program. We will sign pretty good classes but never a top 10.
I readily admit I have a hard time with the ups and downs of StrongBallz, but are you wanting UW to sign elite players early to get off to a fast start, build momentum, and get the in state guys early..... or you you want UW to have the elite guys take all their visits and then pick a hat at the end on tv?
Not trying to troll you, I legitimately just want clarification. -
Speak for yourself. I want him to commit yesterday.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
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so the thing is, Ballz today (let's call Ballzy-T) is correct and Ballz yesterday (hereafter referred to as Ballzy-Y) is also correct. The difference is what stage we're at as a program.
What UW is doing is clearly building an elite recruiting machine. At the point we have completed that build (my opinion is 2 more classes) then we can sit back and let the big 5* guys announce on NSD on TV (like USC used to do...LOL at USC). That is where Ballzy-T is correct...if not simply premature.
However, Ballzy-Y is correct in that as we build to elite recruiters we need the early commits to rally confidence in the guys who will truly make differences in our class (Asa Turners if you will).
Therefore, Balls is both correct and incorrect...exactly like she (he) likes to play it...because, THAT my friends is the DNA of the $10.95 please model. -
Commit yesterday. Wear purple colors and sing the praises of Peterman and UW constantly to social media and other croots.
That is best in life.
Apart from crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.... -
Want early signing so he can enroll early more than anything.
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Can’t enroll early anymore since he transferred to KennedyUW_Doog_Bot said:Want early signing so he can enroll early more than anything.
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JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
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You believe you're way more influential than you actually are.StrongArmCobra said:
JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
No amounts of erotic fan fiction you write for Smalls will move his needle one way or the other. -
It worked for Kalepo and Will Latu so obviously my influence is stronger than you think. Ever have a recruit copy/paste one of your message board comments onto his Twitter feed and pin it? I didn't think so. It was worth a shot.Doogles said:
You believe you're way more influential than you actually are.StrongArmCobra said:
JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
No amounts of erotic fan fiction you write for Smalls will move his needle one way or the other. -
I don't have Twitter, so no, but I'll try to 'plant the seed' as well.StrongArmCobra said:
It worked for Kalepo and Will Latu so obviously my influence is stronger than you think. Ever have a recruit copy/paste one of your message board comments onto his Twitter feed and pin it? I didn't think so. It was worth a shot.Doogles said:
You believe you're way more influential than you actually are.StrongArmCobra said:
JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
No amounts of erotic fan fiction you write for Smalls will move his needle one way or the other.
If you're out there reading this Smalls, I hope on NSD you jump up on the table and spray purple and gold silly string over everyone while screaming "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!" That would be awesome -
Neither do I. You don't need a Twitter of your own to view other people's Twitter pages and see that a recruit read one of your message board comments, took it to heart, and posted it on his Twitter account.Doogles said:
I don't have Twitter, so no, but I'll try to 'plant the seed' as well.StrongArmCobra said:
It worked for Kalepo and Will Latu so obviously my influence is stronger than you think. Ever have a recruit copy/paste one of your message board comments onto his Twitter feed and pin it? I didn't think so. It was worth a shot.Doogles said:
You believe you're way more influential than you actually are.StrongArmCobra said:
JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
No amounts of erotic fan fiction you write for Smalls will move his needle one way or the other.
If you're out there reading this Smalls, I hope on NSD you jump up on the table and spray purple and gold silly string over everyone while screaming "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!" That would be awesome
But since you want to mock me and Smalls the chances of him coming here are back up in the air again. I tried to work my magic but you and others fucked it up. There's nothing I can do now. It's in the hands of the football gods now. -
Isn't all chess 3-dimensional? The pieces stand on the fucking board.StrongArmCobra said:
JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
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Nah, not narcissistic at all. Modest and humble as fuck.StrongArmCobra said:
Neither do I. You don't need a Twitter of your own to view other people's Twitter pages and see that a recruit read one of your message board comments, took it to heart, and posted it on his Twitter account.Doogles said:
I don't have Twitter, so no, but I'll try to 'plant the seed' as well.StrongArmCobra said:
It worked for Kalepo and Will Latu so obviously my influence is stronger than you think. Ever have a recruit copy/paste one of your message board comments onto his Twitter feed and pin it? I didn't think so. It was worth a shot.Doogles said:
You believe you're way more influential than you actually are.StrongArmCobra said:
JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
No amounts of erotic fan fiction you write for Smalls will move his needle one way or the other.
If you're out there reading this Smalls, I hope on NSD you jump up on the table and spray purple and gold silly string over everyone while screaming "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!" That would be awesome
But since you want to mock me and Smalls the chances of him coming here are back up in the air again. I tried to work my magic but you and others fucked it up. There's nothing I can do now. It's in the hands of the football gods now. -
I don't care what you think you filthy peasant.CallMeBigErn said:
Nah, not narcissistic at all. Modest and humble as fuck.StrongArmCobra said:
Neither do I. You don't need a Twitter of your own to view other people's Twitter pages and see that a recruit read one of your message board comments, took it to heart, and posted it on his Twitter account.Doogles said:
I don't have Twitter, so no, but I'll try to 'plant the seed' as well.StrongArmCobra said:
It worked for Kalepo and Will Latu so obviously my influence is stronger than you think. Ever have a recruit copy/paste one of your message board comments onto his Twitter feed and pin it? I didn't think so. It was worth a shot.Doogles said:
You believe you're way more influential than you actually are.StrongArmCobra said:
JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
No amounts of erotic fan fiction you write for Smalls will move his needle one way or the other.
If you're out there reading this Smalls, I hope on NSD you jump up on the table and spray purple and gold silly string over everyone while screaming "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!" That would be awesome
But since you want to mock me and Smalls the chances of him coming here are back up in the air again. I tried to work my magic but you and others fucked it up. There's nothing I can do now. It's in the hands of the football gods now. -
CallMeBigErn said:
Isn't all chess 3-dimensional? The pieces stand on the fucking board.StrongArmCobra said:
JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
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Narcissistic personality disorder, criteria from DSM IV:Doogles said:
You believe you're way more influential than you actually are.StrongArmCobra said:
JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
No amounts of erotic fan fiction you write for Smalls will move his needle one way or the other.
"(1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements) " -
3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)StrongArmCobra said:
I don't care what you think you filthy peasant.CallMeBigErn said:
Nah, not narcissistic at all. Modest and humble as fuck.StrongArmCobra said:
Neither do I. You don't need a Twitter of your own to view other people's Twitter pages and see that a recruit read one of your message board comments, took it to heart, and posted it on his Twitter account.Doogles said:
I don't have Twitter, so no, but I'll try to 'plant the seed' as well.StrongArmCobra said:
It worked for Kalepo and Will Latu so obviously my influence is stronger than you think. Ever have a recruit copy/paste one of your message board comments onto his Twitter feed and pin it? I didn't think so. It was worth a shot.Doogles said:
You believe you're way more influential than you actually are.StrongArmCobra said:
JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
No amounts of erotic fan fiction you write for Smalls will move his needle one way or the other.
If you're out there reading this Smalls, I hope on NSD you jump up on the table and spray purple and gold silly string over everyone while screaming "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!" That would be awesome
But since you want to mock me and Smalls the chances of him coming here are back up in the air again. I tried to work my magic but you and others fucked it up. There's nothing I can do now. It's in the hands of the football gods now. -
Nobody cares you peasant! You wanna take this thread on another tangent calling me a narcissist again? Is that what you want to do?FremontTroll said:
3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)StrongArmCobra said:
I don't care what you think you filthy peasant.CallMeBigErn said:
Nah, not narcissistic at all. Modest and humble as fuck.StrongArmCobra said:
Neither do I. You don't need a Twitter of your own to view other people's Twitter pages and see that a recruit read one of your message board comments, took it to heart, and posted it on his Twitter account.Doogles said:
I don't have Twitter, so no, but I'll try to 'plant the seed' as well.StrongArmCobra said:
It worked for Kalepo and Will Latu so obviously my influence is stronger than you think. Ever have a recruit copy/paste one of your message board comments onto his Twitter feed and pin it? I didn't think so. It was worth a shot.Doogles said:
You believe you're way more influential than you actually are.StrongArmCobra said:
JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
No amounts of erotic fan fiction you write for Smalls will move his needle one way or the other.
If you're out there reading this Smalls, I hope on NSD you jump up on the table and spray purple and gold silly string over everyone while screaming "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!" That would be awesome
But since you want to mock me and Smalls the chances of him coming here are back up in the air again. I tried to work my magic but you and others fucked it up. There's nothing I can do now. It's in the hands of the football gods now. -
StrongArmCobra said:
I don't care what you think you filthy peasant.CallMeBigErn said:
Nah, not narcissistic at all. Modest and humble as fuck.StrongArmCobra said:
Neither do I. You don't need a Twitter of your own to view other people's Twitter pages and see that a recruit read one of your message board comments, took it to heart, and posted it on his Twitter account.Doogles said:
I don't have Twitter, so no, but I'll try to 'plant the seed' as well.StrongArmCobra said:
It worked for Kalepo and Will Latu so obviously my influence is stronger than you think. Ever have a recruit copy/paste one of your message board comments onto his Twitter feed and pin it? I didn't think so. It was worth a shot.Doogles said:
You believe you're way more influential than you actually are.StrongArmCobra said:
JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
No amounts of erotic fan fiction you write for Smalls will move his needle one way or the other.
If you're out there reading this Smalls, I hope on NSD you jump up on the table and spray purple and gold silly string over everyone while screaming "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!" That would be awesome
But since you want to mock me and Smalls the chances of him coming here are back up in the air again. I tried to work my magic but you and others fucked it up. There's nothing I can do now. It's in the hands of the football gods now.
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Is that you? Go pick my potatoes, bitch. I'm hungry. I want some french fries.CallMeBigErn said:StrongArmCobra said:
I don't care what you think you filthy peasant.CallMeBigErn said:
Nah, not narcissistic at all. Modest and humble as fuck.StrongArmCobra said:
Neither do I. You don't need a Twitter of your own to view other people's Twitter pages and see that a recruit read one of your message board comments, took it to heart, and posted it on his Twitter account.Doogles said:
I don't have Twitter, so no, but I'll try to 'plant the seed' as well.StrongArmCobra said:
It worked for Kalepo and Will Latu so obviously my influence is stronger than you think. Ever have a recruit copy/paste one of your message board comments onto his Twitter feed and pin it? I didn't think so. It was worth a shot.Doogles said:
You believe you're way more influential than you actually are.StrongArmCobra said:
JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
No amounts of erotic fan fiction you write for Smalls will move his needle one way or the other.
If you're out there reading this Smalls, I hope on NSD you jump up on the table and spray purple and gold silly string over everyone while screaming "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!" That would be awesome
But since you want to mock me and Smalls the chances of him coming here are back up in the air again. I tried to work my magic but you and others fucked it up. There's nothing I can do now. It's in the hands of the football gods now. -
StrongArmCobra said:
Is that you? Go pick my potatoes, bitch. I'm hungry. I want some french fries.CallMeBigErn said:StrongArmCobra said:
I don't care what you think you filthy peasant.CallMeBigErn said:
Nah, not narcissistic at all. Modest and humble as fuck.StrongArmCobra said:
Neither do I. You don't need a Twitter of your own to view other people's Twitter pages and see that a recruit read one of your message board comments, took it to heart, and posted it on his Twitter account.Doogles said:
I don't have Twitter, so no, but I'll try to 'plant the seed' as well.StrongArmCobra said:
It worked for Kalepo and Will Latu so obviously my influence is stronger than you think. Ever have a recruit copy/paste one of your message board comments onto his Twitter feed and pin it? I didn't think so. It was worth a shot.Doogles said:
You believe you're way more influential than you actually are.StrongArmCobra said:
JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
No amounts of erotic fan fiction you write for Smalls will move his needle one way or the other.
If you're out there reading this Smalls, I hope on NSD you jump up on the table and spray purple and gold silly string over everyone while screaming "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!" That would be awesome
But since you want to mock me and Smalls the chances of him coming here are back up in the air again. I tried to work my magic but you and others fucked it up. There's nothing I can do now. It's in the hands of the football gods now.
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You are so fucking cringey. There’s no way you’re over 18. You also have to be at least partially autistic.StrongArmCobra said:
Is that you? Go pick my potatoes, bitch. I'm hungry. I want some french fries.CallMeBigErn said:StrongArmCobra said:
I don't care what you think you filthy peasant.CallMeBigErn said:
Nah, not narcissistic at all. Modest and humble as fuck.StrongArmCobra said:
Neither do I. You don't need a Twitter of your own to view other people's Twitter pages and see that a recruit read one of your message board comments, took it to heart, and posted it on his Twitter account.Doogles said:
I don't have Twitter, so no, but I'll try to 'plant the seed' as well.StrongArmCobra said:
It worked for Kalepo and Will Latu so obviously my influence is stronger than you think. Ever have a recruit copy/paste one of your message board comments onto his Twitter feed and pin it? I didn't think so. It was worth a shot.Doogles said:
You believe you're way more influential than you actually are.StrongArmCobra said:
JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
No amounts of erotic fan fiction you write for Smalls will move his needle one way or the other.
If you're out there reading this Smalls, I hope on NSD you jump up on the table and spray purple and gold silly string over everyone while screaming "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!" That would be awesome
But since you want to mock me and Smalls the chances of him coming here are back up in the air again. I tried to work my magic but you and others fucked it up. There's nothing I can do now. It's in the hands of the football gods now. -
You're wasting you're time bro. You're not cool. You wanna talk shit behind the safety of the internet because you're an insecure little bitch. Plain and simple. You're so pathetic that you wanna try to gain status on a fucking message board by insulting me. Nobody cares what you post or say. You're a JAG poster bro. Stop message board clout chasing by taking shots at me. It's sad bro. 90% of the time I'm just bullshitting like everybody else. But you want to take everything I say literally so you can take shots at me. Chill out with that goofy shit bro.EsophagealFeces said:
You are so fucking cringey. There’s no way you’re over 18. You also have to be at least partially autistic.StrongArmCobra said:
Is that you? Go pick my potatoes, bitch. I'm hungry. I want some french fries.CallMeBigErn said:StrongArmCobra said:
I don't care what you think you filthy peasant.CallMeBigErn said:
Nah, not narcissistic at all. Modest and humble as fuck.StrongArmCobra said:
Neither do I. You don't need a Twitter of your own to view other people's Twitter pages and see that a recruit read one of your message board comments, took it to heart, and posted it on his Twitter account.Doogles said:
I don't have Twitter, so no, but I'll try to 'plant the seed' as well.StrongArmCobra said:
It worked for Kalepo and Will Latu so obviously my influence is stronger than you think. Ever have a recruit copy/paste one of your message board comments onto his Twitter feed and pin it? I didn't think so. It was worth a shot.Doogles said:
You believe you're way more influential than you actually are.StrongArmCobra said:
JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
No amounts of erotic fan fiction you write for Smalls will move his needle one way or the other.
If you're out there reading this Smalls, I hope on NSD you jump up on the table and spray purple and gold silly string over everyone while screaming "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!" That would be awesome
But since you want to mock me and Smalls the chances of him coming here are back up in the air again. I tried to work my magic but you and others fucked it up. There's nothing I can do now. It's in the hands of the football gods now. -
You’re not bullshitting 90% of the time. Don’t try to pretend you don’t believe the horseshit you post. I’d rather be a JAG poster than a shitposting fucktard who diminishes the quality of this board with idiotic takes and an inability to shut the fuck up. You ruin almost every thread you take part in. You occasionally contribute something worthwhile, but it gets lost in the abyss of bullshit you spam us with. I don’t know why the fuck you were ever allowed to come back. This place was better off without you.StrongArmCobra said:
You're wasting you're time bro. You're not cool. You wanna talk shit behind the safety of the internet because you're an insecure little bitch. Plain and simple. You're so pathetic that you wanna try to gain status on a fucking message board by insulting me. Nobody cares what you post or say. You're a JAG poster bro. Stop message board clout chasing by taking shots at me. It's sad bro. 90% of the time I'm just bullshitting like everybody else. But you want to take everything I say literally so you can take shots at me. Chill out with that goofy shit bro.EsophagealFeces said:
You are so fucking cringey. There’s no way you’re over 18. You also have to be at least partially autistic.StrongArmCobra said:
Is that you? Go pick my potatoes, bitch. I'm hungry. I want some french fries.CallMeBigErn said:StrongArmCobra said:
I don't care what you think you filthy peasant.CallMeBigErn said:
Nah, not narcissistic at all. Modest and humble as fuck.StrongArmCobra said:
Neither do I. You don't need a Twitter of your own to view other people's Twitter pages and see that a recruit read one of your message board comments, took it to heart, and posted it on his Twitter account.Doogles said:
I don't have Twitter, so no, but I'll try to 'plant the seed' as well.StrongArmCobra said:
It worked for Kalepo and Will Latu so obviously my influence is stronger than you think. Ever have a recruit copy/paste one of your message board comments onto his Twitter feed and pin it? I didn't think so. It was worth a shot.Doogles said:
You believe you're way more influential than you actually are.StrongArmCobra said:
JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
No amounts of erotic fan fiction you write for Smalls will move his needle one way or the other.
If you're out there reading this Smalls, I hope on NSD you jump up on the table and spray purple and gold silly string over everyone while screaming "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!" That would be awesome
But since you want to mock me and Smalls the chances of him coming here are back up in the air again. I tried to work my magic but you and others fucked it up. There's nothing I can do now. It's in the hands of the football gods now. -
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(8) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or herStrongArmCobra said:
You're wasting you're time bro. You're not cool. You wanna talk shit behind the safety of the internet because you're an insecure little bitch. Plain and simple. You're so pathetic that you wanna try to gain status on a fucking message board by insulting me. Nobody cares what you post or say. You're a JAG poster bro. Stop message board clout chasing by taking shots at me. It's sad bro. 90% of the time I'm just bullshitting like everybody else. But you want to take everything I say literally so you can take shots at me. Chill out with that goofy shit bro.EsophagealFeces said:
You are so fucking cringey. There’s no way you’re over 18. You also have to be at least partially autistic.StrongArmCobra said:
Is that you? Go pick my potatoes, bitch. I'm hungry. I want some french fries.CallMeBigErn said:StrongArmCobra said:
I don't care what you think you filthy peasant.CallMeBigErn said:
Nah, not narcissistic at all. Modest and humble as fuck.StrongArmCobra said:
Neither do I. You don't need a Twitter of your own to view other people's Twitter pages and see that a recruit read one of your message board comments, took it to heart, and posted it on his Twitter account.Doogles said:
I don't have Twitter, so no, but I'll try to 'plant the seed' as well.StrongArmCobra said:
It worked for Kalepo and Will Latu so obviously my influence is stronger than you think. Ever have a recruit copy/paste one of your message board comments onto his Twitter feed and pin it? I didn't think so. It was worth a shot.Doogles said:
You believe you're way more influential than you actually are.StrongArmCobra said:
JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
No amounts of erotic fan fiction you write for Smalls will move his needle one way or the other.
If you're out there reading this Smalls, I hope on NSD you jump up on the table and spray purple and gold silly string over everyone while screaming "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!" That would be awesome
But since you want to mock me and Smalls the chances of him coming here are back up in the air again. I tried to work my magic but you and others fucked it up. There's nothing I can do now. It's in the hands of the football gods now. -
I don't spam shit. Most of the fuckery comes from bitches like you trying to insult me or arguing with me about irrelevant minutia that doesn't fucking matter. You fucking complain about threads getting fucked up but look at what you're doing right now you idiot. Your post trying to insult me and me RESPONDING to YOUR SHIT is what is fucking up this thread and fucks up others. You started shit and took a personal shot at me for no fucking reason. Don't start nothing, won't be nothing. I don't take unprovoked personal shots at people like that because that's bitch shit. I might cuss at you or call you an idiot in a debate but it's not personal like that. That's just the way I talk.EsophagealFeces said:
You’re not bullshitting 90% of the time. Don’t try to pretend you don’t believe the horseshit you post. I’d rather be a JAG poster than a shitposting fucktard who diminishes the quality of this board with idiotic takes and an inability to shut the fuck up. You ruin almost every thread you take part in. You occasionally contribute something worthwhile, but it gets lost in the abyss of bullshit you spam us with. I don’t know why the fuck you were ever allowed to come back. This place was better off without you.StrongArmCobra said:
You're wasting you're time bro. You're not cool. You wanna talk shit behind the safety of the internet because you're an insecure little bitch. Plain and simple. You're so pathetic that you wanna try to gain status on a fucking message board by insulting me. Nobody cares what you post or say. You're a JAG poster bro. Stop message board clout chasing by taking shots at me. It's sad bro. 90% of the time I'm just bullshitting like everybody else. But you want to take everything I say literally so you can take shots at me. Chill out with that goofy shit bro.EsophagealFeces said:
You are so fucking cringey. There’s no way you’re over 18. You also have to be at least partially autistic.StrongArmCobra said:
Is that you? Go pick my potatoes, bitch. I'm hungry. I want some french fries.CallMeBigErn said:StrongArmCobra said:
I don't care what you think you filthy peasant.CallMeBigErn said:
Nah, not narcissistic at all. Modest and humble as fuck.StrongArmCobra said:
Neither do I. You don't need a Twitter of your own to view other people's Twitter pages and see that a recruit read one of your message board comments, took it to heart, and posted it on his Twitter account.Doogles said:
I don't have Twitter, so no, but I'll try to 'plant the seed' as well.StrongArmCobra said:
It worked for Kalepo and Will Latu so obviously my influence is stronger than you think. Ever have a recruit copy/paste one of your message board comments onto his Twitter feed and pin it? I didn't think so. It was worth a shot.Doogles said:
You believe you're way more influential than you actually are.StrongArmCobra said:
JFC you guys are so dense. Smalls has said on multiple occasions that he wants to take his recruitment all the way down to the February National Signing Day and do a big announcement, likely on national television. Ya know, 5-star shit. So as of right now, the scenario I posted is the only way we're getting him. How is this not common knowledge? I know he reads the board like many other recruits so I was trying to plant a seed in his mind and you idiots buried it! Of course I would rather he commits to us early but unless he changes his plans, that's not gonna happen so let's be the school he announces for on National Signing Day. I'm here trying to play 3-dimensional chess to help us land this kid while y'all playing checkers.StrongArmCobra said:It would really help the perception of UW if Smalls waits until National Signing Day to commit to UW on national television after making it seem like all the big brand schools around the nation have a real chance at landing him. To have schools like Bama, Georgia, and Florida waiting for his decision like the rest of us only to watch him put that purple hat on would be so sweet and well worth the wait.
No amounts of erotic fan fiction you write for Smalls will move his needle one way or the other.
If you're out there reading this Smalls, I hope on NSD you jump up on the table and spray purple and gold silly string over everyone while screaming "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!" That would be awesome
But since you want to mock me and Smalls the chances of him coming here are back up in the air again. I tried to work my magic but you and others fucked it up. There's nothing I can do now. It's in the hands of the football gods now.
You ain't just gonna shit on me and go unchecked. I'm going to respond most of the time. So if you don't want shit to go off track, don't fucking start shit and just ignore my posts instead. Be a part of the solution instead of the problem. You're obviously just trying to message board clout chase and enhance your message board status by trying to shit on me and it's pathetic dude. This isn't even real life. We're all just bullshitting and talking about teen boys and college football on the internet. It's not that serious.
And yes, I do bullshit A LOT. Sometimes my shit's funny and sometimes it falls flat just like everybody else's. But at the same time I also speak the truth passionately or give my opinion passionately and that should be respected because whether you like it or not, most of my takes are on point because I played football, I know football, and I know football talent. This board is a fucking boring ass ghost town without me. At the very least I add entertainment value.