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God dammit

Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,019
edited April 2017 in Hardcore Husky Board
Received a nice email.
Fuck you Britt.


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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,511 Founders Club
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,019
    edited April 2017
    Swaye said:

    What the fuck was the purpose of banging the leasing office manager if I'm getting noise complaints?

    Thought I had this shit handled months ago.

    Bitch.

    This is her way of telling you that ignoring her for the past few months is not going to fly. So, your choices here are either go back to the trough and tongue punch her fart box again, or burn that whole fucking place down. No other options I can see.
    I knew it was gonna come back and bite me.

    But it's been months so I naively thought I was in the clear.

    She's a solid 7 though. Honestly it sounds like she wants me to come back and fuck. Which I'm happy to do.

    As you can tell it's an "informal" warning but she knows that she can make it formal.

    She had just gotten out of an engagement and I was the nearest guy.
    How the fuck am I this dumb.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,511 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    What the fuck was the purpose of banging the leasing office manager if I'm getting noise complaints?

    Thought I had this shit handled months ago.

    Bitch.

    This is her way of telling you that ignoring her for the past few months is not going to fly. So, your choices here are either go back to the trough and tongue punch her fart box again, or burn that whole fucking place down. No other options I can see.
    I knew it was gonna come back and bite me.

    But it's been months so I naively thought I was in the clear.

    She's a solid 7 though. Honestly it sounds like she wants me to come back and fuck. Which I'm happy to do.

    As you can tell it's an "informal" warning but she knows that she can make it formal.

    She had just gotten out of an engagement and I was the nearest guy.
    How the fuck am I this dumb.
    Yep. Just knock the back out of it again and things should work out. As long as she doesn't give you the AIDS. In which case burn the whole fucker down.
  • GladstoneGladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    invite her up

    does she live onsite
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,019
    Florida Man would take it as a challenge.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,019
    Gladstone said:

    invite her up

    does she live onsite

    Of course not you dumb fuck.

    I would have taken care of this mess instead of posting in this cesspool
  • backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,880
    edited April 2017
    Knock her back out, give her the ring sting and the red treatment.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,511 Founders Club

    Gladstone said:

    invite her up

    does she live onsite

    Of course not you dumb fuck.

    I would have taken care of this mess instead of posting in this cesspool
    Upvote for calling place a cesspool. Almost got the downvote for calling @Gladstone a dumb fuck.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,019
    edited April 2017
    The good news is that the main manager at the place is my bud and has blown lines in my place and I let him bang a chick in my closet.

    So as per usual I will talk to him as a man and make it go away.

    This email was from him because I didn't respond to her phone calls and texts btw.

    Which in hindsight makes this all make sense.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,511 Founders Club

    The good news is that the main manager at the place is my bud and has blown lines in my place and I let him bang a chick in my closet.

    So as per usual I will talk to him as a man and make it go away.

    This email was from him because I didn't respond to her phone calls and texts btw.

    Which in hindsight makes this all make sense.

    I didn't drink at all last night so this does make sense.
  • tenndawgtenndawg Member Posts: 1,161

    Swaye said:

    What the fuck was the purpose of banging the leasing office manager if I'm getting noise complaints?

    Thought I had this shit handled months ago.

    Bitch.


    How the fuck am I this dumb.
    Don't be so hard on yourself, you're not even at 1800 posts yet - could only guess how low your post count was during the encounter
  • tenndawgtenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    What the fuck was the purpose of banging the leasing office manager if I'm getting noise complaints?

    Thought I had this shit handled months ago.

    Bitch.

    This is her way of telling you that ignoring her for the past few months is not going to fly. So, your choices here are either go back to the trough and tongue punch her fart box again, or burn that whole fucking place down. No other options I can see.
    I knew it was gonna come back and bite me.

    But it's been months so I naively thought I was in the clear.

    She's a solid 7 though. Honestly it sounds like she wants me to come back and fuck. Which I'm happy to do.

    As you can tell it's an "informal" warning but she knows that she can make it formal.

    She had just gotten out of an engagement and I was the nearest guy.
    How the fuck am I this dumb.
    Yep. Just knock the back out of it again and things should work out. As long as she doesn't give you the AIDS. In which case burn the whole fucker down.
    "Tempe man burns down entire apartment complex"
    Hey man, it would beat my mayhem charge. Story for the ages. And your incarceration would really be worth it for our short lived joy. Think of us.
    Modesty, self sacrifice, thinking of the welfare of others on the bored...

    WTF kind of brainwashing did you go through in rehab ?
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,511 Founders Club
    tenndawg said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    What the fuck was the purpose of banging the leasing office manager if I'm getting noise complaints?

    Thought I had this shit handled months ago.

    Bitch.

    This is her way of telling you that ignoring her for the past few months is not going to fly. So, your choices here are either go back to the trough and tongue punch her fart box again, or burn that whole fucking place down. No other options I can see.
    I knew it was gonna come back and bite me.

    But it's been months so I naively thought I was in the clear.

    She's a solid 7 though. Honestly it sounds like she wants me to come back and fuck. Which I'm happy to do.

    As you can tell it's an "informal" warning but she knows that she can make it formal.

    She had just gotten out of an engagement and I was the nearest guy.
    How the fuck am I this dumb.
    Yep. Just knock the back out of it again and things should work out. As long as she doesn't give you the AIDS. In which case burn the whole fucker down.
    "Tempe man burns down entire apartment complex"
    Hey man, it would beat my mayhem charge. Story for the ages. And your incarceration would really be worth it for our short lived joy. Think of us.
    Modesty, self sacrifice, thinking of the welfare of others on the bored...

    WTF kind of brainwashing did you go through in rehab ?
    The bad touching.
  • tenndawgtenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    Swaye said:

    tenndawg said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    What the fuck was the purpose of banging the leasing office manager if I'm getting noise complaints?

    Thought I had this shit handled months ago.

    Bitch.

    This is her way of telling you that ignoring her for the past few months is not going to fly. So, your choices here are either go back to the trough and tongue punch her fart box again, or burn that whole fucking place down. No other options I can see.
    I knew it was gonna come back and bite me.

    But it's been months so I naively thought I was in the clear.

    She's a solid 7 though. Honestly it sounds like she wants me to come back and fuck. Which I'm happy to do.

    As you can tell it's an "informal" warning but she knows that she can make it formal.

    She had just gotten out of an engagement and I was the nearest guy.
    How the fuck am I this dumb.
    Yep. Just knock the back out of it again and things should work out. As long as she doesn't give you the AIDS. In which case burn the whole fucker down.
    "Tempe man burns down entire apartment complex"
    Hey man, it would beat my mayhem charge. Story for the ages. And your incarceration would really be worth it for our short lived joy. Think of us.
    Modesty, self sacrifice, thinking of the welfare of others on the bored...

    WTF kind of brainwashing did you go through in rehab ?
    The bad touching.
    Is there something you need to share with the group about "Hot Bod Red" ?
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,511 Founders Club
    tenndawg said:

    Swaye said:

    tenndawg said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    What the fuck was the purpose of banging the leasing office manager if I'm getting noise complaints?

    Thought I had this shit handled months ago.

    Bitch.

    This is her way of telling you that ignoring her for the past few months is not going to fly. So, your choices here are either go back to the trough and tongue punch her fart box again, or burn that whole fucking place down. No other options I can see.
    I knew it was gonna come back and bite me.

    But it's been months so I naively thought I was in the clear.

    She's a solid 7 though. Honestly it sounds like she wants me to come back and fuck. Which I'm happy to do.

    As you can tell it's an "informal" warning but she knows that she can make it formal.

    She had just gotten out of an engagement and I was the nearest guy.
    How the fuck am I this dumb.
    Yep. Just knock the back out of it again and things should work out. As long as she doesn't give you the AIDS. In which case burn the whole fucker down.
    "Tempe man burns down entire apartment complex"
    Hey man, it would beat my mayhem charge. Story for the ages. And your incarceration would really be worth it for our short lived joy. Think of us.
    Modesty, self sacrifice, thinking of the welfare of others on the bored...

    WTF kind of brainwashing did you go through in rehab ?
    The bad touching.
    Is there something you need to share with the group about "Hot Bod Red" ?
    SHe was the good touching, Nurse Ratchett on the other hand....
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