I still want Sirmon but this is the most quintessentially millennial post of all time. Dude calls you out, you respond graciously, then passive aggressively put him on blast on social media.
This is not a joke, ten seconds before I saw that tweet I saw the raiders had put out some bullshit PR stuff and Jaydon Mickens looking to make an impact this year for the Raiders, and I said to my wife "I hope he fails at life".
I don't understand what is so controversial about saying that Sirmon has more raw tools. I do not know if Sirmon is going to be a good player, but he has all the tools in the in the world to be successful player. He is tall, has a fucking cannon for an arm, and decent mobility.
We had that Jack already.
He sucked.
Says the guy standing in line to bleaux Sam Darnold.
I don't understand what is so controversial about saying that Sirmon has more raw tools. I do not know if Sirmon is going to be a good player, but he has all the tools in the in the world to be successful player. He is tall, has a fucking cannon for an arm, and decent mobility.
We had that Jack already.
He sucked.
Says the guy standing in line to bleaux Sam Darnold.
Darnold accomplished more in one year than Lockner did in his whole career.
I don't understand what is so controversial about saying that Sirmon has more raw tools. I do not know if Sirmon is going to be a good player, but he has all the tools in the in the world to be successful player. He is tall, has a fucking cannon for an arm, and decent mobility.
We had that Jack already.
He sucked.
Says the guy standing in line to bleaux Sam Darnold.
Darnold accomplished more in one year than Lockner did in his own career.
I don't understand what is so controversial about saying that Sirmon has more raw tools. I do not know if Sirmon is going to be a good player, but he has all the tools in the in the world to be successful player. He is tall, has a fucking cannon for an arm, and decent mobility.
We had that Jack already.
He sucked.
Says the guy standing in line to bleaux Sam Darnold.
Darnold accomplished more in one year than Lockner did in his own career.
I don't understand what is so controversial about saying that Sirmon has more raw tools. I do not know if Sirmon is going to be a good player, but he has all the tools in the in the world to be successful player. He is tall, has a fucking cannon for an arm, and decent mobility.
We had that Jack already.
He sucked.
Says the guy standing in line to bleaux Sam Darnold.
If you're not in the line to bleaux Sam Darnold you won't last long
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Jacob Sirmon, the great uniter!
Mmmmm hmmmmm