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ThomasFremont

Your drunk poasting rules.

Seriously. Keep this party rollin!

Pitchfork51

Eh. I pretty drunk. Prob gonna ham in the shower and get an Uber to try and get laid. Fortunately I live by the bars so life is good.

Pitchfork51

Ooh stairs have become very difficult.

Pitchfork51

How the fuck did I go through and entire pack of smokes before even leaving

Pitchfork51

Either I'm allergic as fuck to this deodorant or this chick from Monday gave me ringworm.

Pitchfork51

Really hoping it's the former. Waiting on my hair to dry.

Eh fuck it no one will know either way

Pitchfork51

I'm blasting love shack on my patio in my boxers while waiting for my hair to dry.

Fuck you Browning!

dnc

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm bleauxing Shaq on my patio in my boxers while waiting for my hair to dry.

Fuck you Kobe!

Pitchfork51

My move is to show up at 1 and swoop a drunk chick

Pitchfork51

Shoes would help.

Pitchfork51

Here's my day.

Pitchfork51

Pitchfork51 said:

Here's my day.

Plus half a bottle of the turkey.

Pitchfork51

Apparently can't delete here on mobile fuck you vanilla

oregonblitzkrieg

Pitchfork51

Die. I'm listening to "no surrender" by triumph in my boxers you bitch.

When I get my hair done (,#sfter it dries you won't mess ejhtn me you faggot)!!

oregonblitzkrieg

Pitchfork51 said:

Die. I'm listening to "Queer" by Garbage in my sister's panties you bitch.

When I get my hair done (,#sfter it dries you won't mess ejhtn me you faggot)!!

Pitchfork51

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Die. I'm listening to "Queer" by Garbage in my sister's panties you bitch.

When I get my hair done (,#sfter it dries you won't mess ejhtn me you faggot)!!

Damn that's just mean spirited. And I just came up to my floor with two d bags and a couple girls. One who needed to throw up. And I'm betting they will come back over inb5....3...2..1.
Wait for it.....
Boom knock knock knock knock.

Pitchfork51

Nailed it . Time to rage.

Pitchfork51

OMG these chicks actred liken they didn't know me. Ha! They don't want their gay ass orbiting guy friend to know what's up. Hahhaa

Pitchfork51

I've fucked them both. Hhahaa

oregonblitzkrieg

Pitchfork51 said:

OMG these chicks actred liken they didn't know me. Ha! They don't want my gay ass orbiting their guy friend that's what's up. Hahhaa