Jude suffers debilitating blow

doogie

Some 7,200 gallons of concentrated Mountain Dew syrup created a "huge foaming event" and generated environmental concerns after it went down the drain, literally, at the Pepsi bottling plant on Mason Road in Howell last month.

http://www.livingstondaily.com/story/news/2017/04/10/pepsi-mops-up-unusual-mountain-dew-spill/100170964/

DugtheDoog

@Coke>>>Pepsi...

Maybe everyone already knows this and I'm the idiot but nevertheless I found it quite disturbing. Anyway, the other day this gal I've been seeing managed to play the radio too long on my car...long story short the battery died. Some Nebraska-classy Texan gave me a jump and in the process he noticed that he had a ton of battery corrosion build-up. After showing me, he asked if I happened to have a Coke in the car. I had just made a Costco run earlier in the day so I had quite a few still in the trunk. Basically the guy explained to me that if you pour Coke on your battery, it completely erodes battery acid build up.

I found that quite comforting.

bananasnblondes

Came here expecting to see a tweet about how someone deleted his Skyrim file that had 500 hours logged into it

dnc

DugtheDoog said:

@Coke>>>Pepsi...

Maybe everyone already knows this and I'm the idiot but nevertheless I found it quite disturbing. Anyway, the other day this gal I've been seeing managed to play the radio too long on my car...long story short the battery died. Some Nebraska-classy Texan gave me a jump and in the process he noticed that he had a ton of battery corrosion build-up. After showing me, he asked if I happened to have a Coke in the car. I had just made a Costco run earlier in the day so I had quite a few still in the trunk. Basically the guy explained to me that if you pour Coke on your battery, it completely erodes battery acid build up.

I found that quite comforting.

Cokes some dark shit man

doogie

Concrete finishers spray coke onto newly poured and troweled concrete to eat off the top layer before hosing it off to make exposed aggregate finish.

dnc

doogie said:

Jude suffers dewbilitating blow

crisped

animate

doogie said:

Concrete finishers spray coke onto newly poured and troweled concrete to eat off the top layer before hosing it off to make exposed aggregate finish.

Man, no they don't. Really? Like a larger pump spray bottle or cannister?

I just had stamped concrete done ... The only thing I noticed was some color powder applied to match the house ... And the rain washed it away soon after.

PurpleThrobber

@PurpleThrobber has been jumped by a Texan before too.

I wish it was just the battery on which he sprayed his sticky syrupy liquid.

They're not kidding when they say everything is bigger in Texas.

doogie

animate said:

doogie said:

Concrete finishers spray coke onto newly poured and troweled concrete to eat off the top layer before hosing it off to make exposed aggregate finish.

Man, no they don't. Really? Like a larger pump spray bottle or cannister?

I just had stamped concrete done ... The only thing I noticed was some color powder applied to match the house ... And the rain washed it away soon after.

Look in the back of the concrete truck for a 5 gallon pump sprayer. Ask the contractor what he uses it for.

It sounds like you bought colored stamped finish, not EX Agg

Joods_Mountain_Dew

We lost a lot of good men that day.

Swaye

Joods_Mountain_Dew said:

We lost a lot of good men that day.

Best alt handle I didn't know about by a mile.

animate

doogie said:

animate said:

doogie said:

Concrete finishers spray coke onto newly poured and troweled concrete to eat off the top layer before hosing it off to make exposed aggregate finish.

Man, no they don't. Really? Like a larger pump spray bottle or cannister?

I just had stamped concrete done ... The only thing I noticed was some color powder applied to match the house ... And the rain washed it away soon after.

Look in the back of the concrete truck for a 5 gallon pump sprayer. Ask the contractor what he uses it for.

It sounds like you bought colored stamped finish, not EX Agg

Yah, we went stamped, not exposed aggregate.

I guess the contactor buys coke from Walmart or Costco or something?

"Honey, going to Costco for a couple hundred flats of coke, you want a churro?"

Intersectional_Dawg

doogie said:

Concrete finishers spray coke onto newly poured and troweled concrete to eat off the top layer before hosing it off to make exposed aggregate finish.

Well anything mildly acidic would work. Coke happens to be cheap and available.

tenndawg

Intersectional_Dawg said:

doogie said:

Concrete finishers spray coke onto newly poured and troweled concrete to eat off the top layer before hosing it off to make exposed aggregate finish.

Coke happens to be cheap and available.

Cool - where are you right now ? I will take everything you have in stock...

I know you think I said "a lot" - no, I said all of it, the entire inventory

RaceBannon

Real contractors use salt. And if you don't get the color mixed in the concrete you might as well buy from the gypsy that has some left over concrete and will do your driveway for you at a discount

PurpleJ

Whoever figures out how to cross breed mountain dew with weed is going to be a very rich man.

dnc

PurpleJ said:

Whoever figures out how to cross breed mountain dew with weed is going to be a very rich man.

Such Dew, J

JaWarrenJaHooker

RaceBannon said:

Real contractors use salt. And if you don't get the color mixed in the concrete you might as well buy from the gypsy that has some left over concrete and will do your driveway for you at a discount

I thought gypsies laid asphalt?

RaceBannon

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

RaceBannon said:

Real contractors use salt. And if you don't get the color mixed in the concrete you might as well buy from the gypsy that has some left over concrete and will do your driveway for you at a discount

I thought gypsies laid asphalt?

True. It degrades over night. Concrete might actually last