STRING!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Ball 9/10

PurpleJ

doogie

TOP DEFINITION
stringfellow
a guy with a small dick.
no girth.
balls havent descended.
hung like a 6th grader.
someone who experiences erectile dysfunction.

a guy who has no game, can't get laid, doesn't know what a pussy even looks like, and is a disgrace to all things male.
Girl 1: You had sex with him?
Girl 2: .... yeah
Girl 1: So.. how was it
Girl 2: awful, he's a total stringfellow

OR:
Guy 1: Did you fuck her?
Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why, cuz you dont want her to find out youre a stringfellow?

priapism

Seahawks need a big WR with speed who isn't afraid of contact -> Seahawks 7th round.

doogie

Why do you hate free agency?

priapism

Clocked a 4.57 at OleMiss pro-day last week.

http://www.oxfordeagle.com/2017/04/04/former-ole-miss-receiver-damoreea-stringfellow-honest-about-past-as-he-looks-toward-nfl-future/

doogie

Of those running the 40 at the combine, only 34 receivers clocked a faster time than String!

Dennis_DeYoung

doogie said:

Of those running the 40 at the combine, only 34 receivers clocked a faster time than String!

We really could've used String last year, no lie.

dnc

priapism said:

Clocked a 4.57 at OleMiss pro-day last week.

http://www.oxfordeagle.com/2017/04/04/former-ole-miss-receiver-damoreea-stringfellow-honest-about-past-as-he-looks-toward-nfl-future/

Nipples too far apart

RaceBannon

String could have been open all day against Bama in the playoffs just like he was at Ole Myth.

Of course our weak armed faggot QB couldn't have hit him

Ross and String would have been a sight to see right @GrandpaSankey

PurpleJ

RaceBannon said:

String could have been open all day against Bama in the playoffs just like he was at Ole Myth.

Of course our weak armed faggot QB couldn't have hit him

Ross and String would have been a sight to see right @GrandpaSankey

Not like we would have called any intermediate passes over the middle to him anyways. Smiff would have called deep passes for Jack to under throw by 10 yards.

Intersectional_Dawg

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