Official Home Opening Day Thread

doogie

Just received my third text this morning offering free tickets. Each time I've responded "include parking, too?"

TierbsHsotBoobs

The season is over

PurpleJ

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

The season is over

Disagree. The single season loss record is still possible.

doogie

Season isn't over until all the deep fried crickets have been eaten

phineas

I'm sad it only took the mariners a week to disappoint me more times than I could've imagined. I don't even know what to watch for anymore. It's going to be tough to embarrass themselves any worse. But I'm sure they will find a way

TierbsHsotBoobs

phineas said:

I'm sad it only took the mariners a week to disappoint me more times than I could've imagined. I don't even know what to watch for anymore. It's going to be tough to embarrass themselves any worse. But I'm sure they will find a way

I hear there is porn on the Internet.

You could watch that instead.