So I took a dump in a salt mine today

BearsWiin

Don't tell anyone

Staying in Hallstatt for a few days. Fully 80% of the tourists in town are Asian. We're the only people in our gasthof who have eyelids. Forget driving, none of them seems to understand door locks.

GrundleStiltzkin

Desiccated defecation.

Kaepsknee

I was lucky enough to come across one of those Instagram ho... er uh models who recently returned from Dubai. I totally duped her into thinking I had more than 2 jingles in my jeans and we went back to "her" apartment. One thing led to another and things started to get hot and heavy and finally the via.., er uh laxative kicked in. So naturally I shat in her mouth, but it wasn't anything special.

Swaye

salemcoog said:

I was lucky enough to come across one of those Instagram ho... er uh models who recently returned from Dubai. I totally duped her into thinking I had more than 2 jingles in my jeans and we went back to "her" apartment. One thing led to another and things started to get hot and heavy and finally the via.., er uh laxative kicked in. So naturally I shat in her mouth, but it wasn't anything special.

YBFE