PM to 89 Ute - Fuck your State of Deseret Theocracy!!

YellowSnow

Be extra careful fellas when traveling to the Ute game at Rice Eccles this year. .05 BAC will get you a DUI in Utah now.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/03/12/utah-become-first-state-lower-dui-limit-05/99088402/

89ute

It's at your place this year

HTH

BennyBeaver

89ute said:

It's at your place this year

HTH

whooosh

YellowSnow

Wow - I think that's my first ever whoosh of a fellow poaster her.

Seriously though, as someone who usually tries to stick up for Utah in the face of the usual slurs, I am at a loss with the bullshit. .05 BAC is nuts and you better not hope it comes to any of *our* states of residence. Some of you light weights here - i.e., the 160 - 180 lbs dudes - could get a DUI after just 2 pints of IPA in an hour.

Mosster47

YellowSnow said:

Wow - I think that's my first ever whoosh of a fellow poaster her.

Seriously though, as someone who usually tries to stick up for Utah in the face of the usual slurs, I am at a loss with the bullshit. .05 BAC is nuts and you better not hope it comes to any of *our* states of residence. Some of you light weights here - i.e., the 160 - 180 lbs dudes - could get a DUI after just 2 pints of IPA in an hour.

If you think booze was still going to flow freely while weed is starting to be allowed I have a bridge for you somewhere.

Two societally accepted intoxicants is the stuff progressive countries are made of, which America is not.

Pitchfork51

I'm going to the Utah game this year.

I plan on using the sunscreen bottle flask everywhere I go. Even though it will be like November.


Fucking Mormons. I know all their tricks. I was engaged to a Mormon chick.

YellowSnow

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm going to the Utah game this year.

I plan on using the sunscreen bottle flask everywhere I go. Even though it will be like November.


Fucking Mormons. I know all their tricks. I was engaged to a Mormon chick.

Only #2 hole before marriage right? Apparently that's the way not to break the honor code down at BYU.

89ute

BennyBeaver said:

89ute said:

It's at your place this year

HTH

whooosh

whooosh, I know what I'm doing, I laffed

dflea

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm going to the Utah game this year.

I plan on using the sunscreen bottle flask everywhere I go. Even though it will be like November.


Fucking Mormons. I know all their tricks. I was engaged to a Mormon chick.

That made me laff.

PurpleThrobber

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm going to the Utah game this year.

I plan on using the sunscreen bottle flask everywhere I go. Even though it will be like November.


Fucking Mormons. I know all their tricks. I was engaged to a Mormon chick.

Pourin' out a 40 for Bill Henrickson.

UWhuskytskeet

Mosster47 said:

YellowSnow said:

Wow - I think that's my first ever whoosh of a fellow poaster her.

Seriously though, as someone who usually tries to stick up for Utah in the face of the usual slurs, I am at a loss with the bullshit. .05 BAC is nuts and you better not hope it comes to any of *our* states of residence. Some of you light weights here - i.e., the 160 - 180 lbs dudes - could get a DUI after just 2 pints of IPA in an hour.

If you think booze was still going to flow freely while weed is starting to be allowed I have a bridge for you somewhere.

Two societally accepted intoxicants is the stuff progressive countries are made of, which America is not.

Since when did Utah legalize weed?

DerekJohnson

YellowSnow said:

Wow - I think that's my first ever whoosh of a fellow poaster her.

Seriously though, as someone who usually tries to stick up for Utah in the face of the usual slurs, I am at a loss with the bullshit. .05 BAC is nuts and you better not hope it comes to any of *our* states of residence. Some of you light weights here - i.e., the 160 - 180 lbs dudes - could get a DUI after just 2 pints of IPA strawberry spritzer in an hour.

fixed that for you

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm going to the Utah game this year.

I plan on using the sunscreen bottle flask everywhere I go. Even though it will be like November.


Fucking Mormons. I know all their tricks. I was engaged to a Mormon chick.

I nailed a Mormon chick like 25 years ago. I still remember her name. Jill. She was probably the hottest chick I have ever banged. No lie. Just unreal looking. But wholesome, which is out of my wheelhouse. I am going to visualize her when I smash red tonight. Thanks for the reminder.

Pitchfork51

PurpleThrobber said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm going to the Utah game this year.

I plan on using the sunscreen bottle flask everywhere I go. Even though it will be like November.


Fucking Mormons. I know all their tricks. I was engaged to a Mormon chick.

Pourin' out a 40 for Bill Henrickson Coconut Pete

Fixed it

Kaepsknee

YellowSnow said:

Wow - I think that's my first ever whoosh of a fellow poaster her.

Seriously though, as someone who usually tries to stick up for Utah in the face of the usual slurs, I am at a loss with the bullshit. .05 BAC is nuts and you better not hope it comes to any of *our* states of residence. Some of you light weights here - i.e., the 160 - 180 lbs dudes - could get a DUI after just 2 pints of IPA in an hour.

Fun fact. You can take one drink of beer and blow illegal up to 10 minutes later.

Kaepsknee

Mosster47 said:

YellowSnow said:

Wow - I think that's my first ever whoosh of a fellow poaster her.

Seriously though, as someone who usually tries to stick up for Utah in the face of the usual slurs, I am at a loss with the bullshit. .05 BAC is nuts and you better not hope it comes to any of *our* states of residence. Some of you light weights here - i.e., the 160 - 180 lbs dudes - could get a DUI after just 2 pints of IPA in an hour.

If you think booze was still going to flow freely while weed is starting to be allowed I have a bridge for you somewhere.

Two societally accepted intoxicants is the stuff progressive countries are made of, which America is not.

Profound.

YellowSnow

salemcoog said:

YellowSnow said:

Wow - I think that's my first ever whoosh of a fellow poaster her.

Seriously though, as someone who usually tries to stick up for Utah in the face of the usual slurs, I am at a loss with the bullshit. .05 BAC is nuts and you better not hope it comes to any of *our* states of residence. Some of you light weights here - i.e., the 160 - 180 lbs dudes - could get a DUI after just 2 pints of IPA in an hour.

Fun fact. You can take one drink of beer and blow illegal up to 10 minutes later.

Beer breath affect of some sort?

AZDuck

salemcoog said:

YellowSnow said:

Wow - I think that's my first ever whoosh of a fellow poaster her.

Seriously though, as someone who usually tries to stick up for Utah in the face of the usual slurs, I am at a loss with the bullshit. .05 BAC is nuts and you better not hope it comes to any of *our* states of residence. Some of you light weights here - i.e., the 160 - 180 lbs dudes - could get a DUI after just 2 pints of IPA in an hour.

Fun fact. You can take one drink of beer and blow illegal up to 10 minutes later.

#cooglogic

2001400ex

salemcoog said:

YellowSnow said:

Wow - I think that's my first ever whoosh of a fellow poaster her.

Seriously though, as someone who usually tries to stick up for Utah in the face of the usual slurs, I am at a loss with the bullshit. .05 BAC is nuts and you better not hope it comes to any of *our* states of residence. Some of you light weights here - i.e., the 160 - 180 lbs dudes - could get a DUI after just 2 pints of IPA in an hour.

Fun fact. You can take one drink of beer and blow illegal up to 10 minutes later.

Fake news.

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm going to the Utah game this year.

I plan on using the sunscreen bottle flask everywhere I go. Even though it will be like November.


Fucking Mormons. I know all their tricks. I was engaged to a Mormon chick.

I nailed a Mormon chick like 25 years ago. I still remember her name. Jill. She was probably the hottest chick I have ever banged. No lie. Just unreal looking. But wholesome, which is out of my wheelhouse. I am going to visualize her when I smash red tonight. Thanks for the reminder.

The inbreeding and polygamy really does produce some fine bloodlines. No doubt.

dnc

2001400ex said:

salemcoog said:

YellowSnow said:

Wow - I think that's my first ever whoosh of a fellow poaster her.

Seriously though, as someone who usually tries to stick up for Utah in the face of the usual slurs, I am at a loss with the bullshit. .05 BAC is nuts and you better not hope it comes to any of *our* states of residence. Some of you light weights here - i.e., the 160 - 180 lbs dudes - could get a DUI after just 2 pints of IPA in an hour.

Fun fact. You can take one drink of beer and blow illegal up to 10 minutes later.

Fake news.

Calling something "fake news" does not necessarily make something "fake news."

PurpleThrobber

What this thread tells me is that it's cheaper to drink and have anal at home.

Kaepsknee

AZDuck said:

salemcoog said:

YellowSnow said:

Wow - I think that's my first ever whoosh of a fellow poaster her.

Seriously though, as someone who usually tries to stick up for Utah in the face of the usual slurs, I am at a loss with the bullshit. .05 BAC is nuts and you better not hope it comes to any of *our* states of residence. Some of you light weights here - i.e., the 160 - 180 lbs dudes - could get a DUI after just 2 pints of IPA in an hour.

Fun fact. You can take one drink of beer and blow illegal up to 10 minutes later.

#cooglogic

Have you played around with a breathalyzer?





And go pump some petrol ya fuckin Loob.

Swaye

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm going to the Utah game this year.

I plan on using the sunscreen bottle flask everywhere I go. Even though it will be like November.


Fucking Mormons. I know all their tricks. I was engaged to a Mormon chick.

I nailed a Mormon chick like 25 years ago. I still remember her name. Jill. She was probably the hottest chick I have ever banged. No lie. Just unreal looking. But wholesome, which is out of my wheelhouse. I am going to visualize her when I smash red tonight. Thanks for the reminder.

The inbreeding and polygamy really does produce some fine bloodlines. No doubt.

You talking about me or her?

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm going to the Utah game this year.

I plan on using the sunscreen bottle flask everywhere I go. Even though it will be like November.


Fucking Mormons. I know all their tricks. I was engaged to a Mormon chick.

I nailed a Mormon chick like 25 years ago. I still remember her name. Jill. She was probably the hottest chick I have ever banged. No lie. Just unreal looking. But wholesome, which is out of my wheelhouse. I am going to visualize her when I smash red tonight. Thanks for the reminder.

The inbreeding and polygamy really does produce some fine bloodlines. No doubt.

You talking about me or her?

Well, ABUNDANCE, chief.

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm going to the Utah game this year.

I plan on using the sunscreen bottle flask everywhere I go. Even though it will be like November.


Fucking Mormons. I know all their tricks. I was engaged to a Mormon chick.

I nailed a Mormon chick like 25 years ago. I still remember her name. Jill. She was probably the hottest chick I have ever banged. No lie. Just unreal looking. But wholesome, which is out of my wheelhouse. I am going to visualize her when I smash red tonight. Thanks for the reminder.

The inbreeding and polygamy really does produce some fine bloodlines. No doubt.

You talking about me or her?

I thought your people liked to steal chicks from other tribes.


Up until John Smith came along and decided he wanted to get some of that Pocahontas pussy. Point for the white man.

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm going to the Utah game this year.

I plan on using the sunscreen bottle flask everywhere I go. Even though it will be like November.


Fucking Mormons. I know all their tricks. I was engaged to a Mormon chick.

I nailed a Mormon chick like 25 years ago. I still remember her name. Jill. She was probably the hottest chick I have ever banged. No lie. Just unreal looking. But wholesome, which is out of my wheelhouse. I am going to visualize her when I smash red tonight. Thanks for the reminder.

The inbreeding and polygamy really does produce some fine bloodlines. No doubt.

You talking about me or her?

I thought your people liked to steal chicks from other tribes.


Up until John Smith came along and decided he wanted to get some of that Pocahontas pussy. Point for the white man.

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm going to the Utah game this year.

I plan on using the sunscreen bottle flask everywhere I go. Even though it will be like November.


Fucking Mormons. I know all their tricks. I was engaged to a Mormon chick.

I nailed a Mormon chick like 25 years ago. I still remember her name. Jill. She was probably the hottest chick I have ever banged. No lie. Just unreal looking. But wholesome, which is out of my wheelhouse. I am going to visualize her when I smash red tonight. Thanks for the reminder.

The inbreeding and polygamy really does produce some fine bloodlines. No doubt.

You talking about me or her?

I thought your people liked to steal chicks from other tribes.


Up until John Smith came along and decided he wanted to get some of that Pocahontas pussy. Point for the white man.

Where does red the methhead fall in that chart

dnc

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm going to the Utah game this year.

I plan on using the sunscreen bottle flask everywhere I go. Even though it will be like November.


Fucking Mormons. I know all their tricks. I was engaged to a Mormon chick.

I nailed a Mormon chick like 25 years ago. I still remember her name. Jill. She was probably the hottest chick I have ever banged. No lie. Just unreal looking. But wholesome, which is out of my wheelhouse. I am going to visualize her when I smash red tonight. Thanks for the reminder.

The inbreeding and polygamy really does produce some fine bloodlines. No doubt.

You talking about me or her?

I thought your people liked to steal chicks from other tribes.


Up until John Smith came along and decided he wanted to get some of that Pocahontas pussy. Point for the white man.