Update from Rehab
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I just recommended this a team trust building activity at work. It didn't go well.WeakarmCobra said:
True dat. Nothing builds trust like having one's shaft in someone's mouthSwaye said:
Girls that won't give blowjobs cannot be trusted.Pitchfork51 said:
In other good news I just finished banging a chick that I picked up at the bar a few hours back. She wouldn't give me a blowjob. Super weird.89ute said:
That's why I usually go with a blow job, I don't want to hear any talk.Pitchfork51 said:
As an aside I absolutely despise when service workers call me chief or bossYellowSnow said:
Does anyone call you Chief? Is Nurse Rachett kind of a cunt?Swaye said:
Fucking terrible. First off, a couple of the dudes cried while discussing feelings. That's actually pretty much it. Fags cried. Everyone acted concerned. I rolled my eyes and was lambasted by the therapist for not understanding the depth of their pain and being strong enough to express my own emotions. So, I did a silent fart to protest all things emotional and never said another word the entire session.doogie said:
Curious, how did finger banging with feelings go after breakfast yesterday?Swaye said:Let me address some comments and concerns.
Face is meh and teeth are sort of fucked, but her body is really fucking nice in all respects and she can suck until your toes curl. Red up top and brown when you go down - landing strip. Smart, witty girl but more importantly a complete and raging alcoholic.
Crushed it again last night and I think this is going to be a thing for the the last two weeks of my incarceration. NOGAF what her outfit looks like when you have been in rehab prison for two weeks. Jesus.
I'm off to breakfast and then finger painting with feelings or some shit.
The worst part of the whole thing is that I actually did take a pic but I can't find it on my phone -
dis u? pm meSwaye said:
Mission Accomplished. I amaze even myself. -
let me smash that
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Don't disrespect my wife 364 nights of the year like that.Swaye said:
Girls that won't give blowjobs cannot be trusted.Pitchfork51 said:
In other good news I just finished banging a chick that I picked up at the bar a few hours back. She wouldn't give me a blowjob. Super weird.89ute said:
That's why I usually go with a blow job, I don't want to hear any talk.Pitchfork51 said:
As an aside I absolutely despise when service workers call me chief or bossYellowSnow said:
Does anyone call you Chief? Is Nurse Rachett kind of a cunt?Swaye said:
Fucking terrible. First off, a couple of the dudes cried while discussing feelings. That's actually pretty much it. Fags cried. Everyone acted concerned. I rolled my eyes and was lambasted by the therapist for not understanding the depth of their pain and being strong enough to express my own emotions. So, I did a silent fart to protest all things emotional and never said another word the entire session.doogie said:
Curious, how did finger banging with feelings go after breakfast yesterday?Swaye said:Let me address some comments and concerns.
Face is meh and teeth are sort of fucked, but her body is really fucking nice in all respects and she can suck until your toes curl. Red up top and brown when you go down - landing strip. Smart, witty girl but more importantly a complete and raging alcoholic.
Crushed it again last night and I think this is going to be a thing for the the last two weeks of my incarceration. NOGAF what her outfit looks like when you have been in rehab prison for two weeks. Jesus.
I'm off to breakfast and then finger painting with feelings or some shit.
The worst part of the whole thing is that I actually did take a pic but I can't find it on my phone
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Not yet, but I figure I have 11 more days for her to stab me. She did let me PIIHB last night though, so might be worth being stabbed. As long as I don't die.doogie said:Has your rehab slut gone batshit crazy and turned on you yet?
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I laffed. I needed a good laugh after all this mood rings and emotional carnage bullshit I've been dealing with. Half the people here were molestered as children and all kind of other fucked up shit. They keep asking what my problems are and all I can say is I have no major trauma other than being a red man in a white devils world, and that I like to party. They never believe me. Fucking dogooder whites. They are convinced I have some deep seeded damage that must be addressed. Jesus, can't a dude just like to party? Assholes.PurpleThrobber said:
Don't disrespect my wife 364 nights of the year like that.Swaye said:
Girls that won't give blowjobs cannot be trusted.Pitchfork51 said:
In other good news I just finished banging a chick that I picked up at the bar a few hours back. She wouldn't give me a blowjob. Super weird.89ute said:
That's why I usually go with a blow job, I don't want to hear any talk.Pitchfork51 said:
As an aside I absolutely despise when service workers call me chief or bossYellowSnow said:
Does anyone call you Chief? Is Nurse Rachett kind of a cunt?Swaye said:
Fucking terrible. First off, a couple of the dudes cried while discussing feelings. That's actually pretty much it. Fags cried. Everyone acted concerned. I rolled my eyes and was lambasted by the therapist for not understanding the depth of their pain and being strong enough to express my own emotions. So, I did a silent fart to protest all things emotional and never said another word the entire session.doogie said:
Curious, how did finger banging with feelings go after breakfast yesterday?Swaye said:Let me address some comments and concerns.
Face is meh and teeth are sort of fucked, but her body is really fucking nice in all respects and she can suck until your toes curl. Red up top and brown when you go down - landing strip. Smart, witty girl but more importantly a complete and raging alcoholic.
Crushed it again last night and I think this is going to be a thing for the the last two weeks of my incarceration. NOGAF what her outfit looks like when you have been in rehab prison for two weeks. Jesus.
I'm off to breakfast and then finger painting with feelings or some shit.
The worst part of the whole thing is that I actually did take a pic but I can't find it on my phone -
You are getting blow jobs and fucking some girl up the poop shoot in a rehab center and they are giving you advice ?
Shiiiiiiit...if they'd pay attention they might learn something
If the bug killing thing doesn't work out you should do seminars -
It's funny because I didn't know what to expect here. I didn't know if it would be lockdown or what. They mostly let us do whatever we want as long as you don't leave or try to get someone to sneak any booze or drugs in. As long as you stay on premises and follow the rules, you get free time from 8-10 every night and you can be in anyones room you want. As long as you are in your room at 10 for lights out - they do a bed check like a degenerates summer camp. So gay. But anyway, I feel pretty sure there are other people fucking. It's sort of like a party around here but without any of the drugs or fun - just the sex.tenndawg said:You are getting blow jobs and fucking some girl up the poop shoot in a rehab center and they are giving you advice ?
Shiiiiiiit...if they'd pay attention they might learn something
If the bug killing thing doesn't work out you should do seminars -
You're not the first Red who liked being institutionalizedSwaye said:
It's funny because I didn't know what to expect here. I didn't know if it would be lockdown or what. They mostly let us do whatever we want as long as you don't leave or try to get someone to sneak any booze or drugs in. As long as you stay on premises and follow the rules, you get free time from 8-10 every night and you can be in anyones room you want. As long as you are in your room at 10 for lights out - they do a bed check like a degenerates summer camp. So gay. But anyway, I feel pretty sure there are other people fucking. It's sort of like a party around here but without any of the drugs or fun - just the sex.tenndawg said:You are getting blow jobs and fucking some girl up the poop shoot in a rehab center and they are giving you advice ?
Shiiiiiiit...if they'd pay attention they might learn something
If the bug killing thing doesn't work out you should do seminars
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But the booze. The lack of fucking booze!Swaye said:
It's funny because I didn't know what to expect here. I didn't know if it would be lockdown or what. They mostly let us do whatever we want as long as you don't leave or try to get someone to sneak any booze or drugs in. As long as you stay on premises and follow the rules, you get free time from 8-10 every night and you can be in anyones room you want. As long as you are in your room at 10 for lights out - they do a bed check like a degenerates summer camp. So gay. But anyway, I feel pretty sure there are other people fucking. It's sort of like a party around here but without any of the drugs or fun - just the sex.tenndawg said:You are getting blow jobs and fucking some girl up the poop shoot in a rehab center and they are giving you advice ?
Shiiiiiiit...if they'd pay attention they might learn something
If the bug killing thing doesn't work out you should do seminars
