Update from Rehab

PurpleThrobber

tenndawg said:

Pitchfork51 said:

tenndawg said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

I'm packing. Departure at 8AM EST.

Why do I assume that @Swaye is back in jail by now?

I thought about starting a poll...

"When Will Swaye Relapse ?"

1) he already has

2) as soon as the Waffle House waitress goes on break

Cmon now

We all know he won't relapse and rehab was a positive life change - but where's the fun in that ?

@RyanLeafDawg, true?

dflea

In order to relapse, you have to be actually trying to quit.

Have you guys ever read Swaye's poasts?

Swaye

dflea said:

In order to relapse, you have to be actually trying to quit.

Have you guys ever read Swaye's poasts?

To be honest, it's kind of a strange feeling being lucid for the first time in years. I mean I'm drunk a lot, but that isn't the same as drugged out. I might stay quit. Who knows. I told another poster in PM's I would probably stay clean until the first game Babushka steps on his dick and we lose to some dreck team and then I will go on a blow bender to end all benders and Babushka will have ruined my life more than he already has.

tenndawg

Pencil in Nov 10 at Stanford

Thanks (For The Land) Giving just around the corner....

Two weeks of manic marching powder frenzy culminating in the Apple Cup Nov 25 and another epic write up destined for The Classics

Hopefully no court ordered random screens - those bitches can really mess with your buzz

Swaye

tenndawg said:

Pencil in Nov 10 at Stanford

Thanks (For The Land) Giving just around the corner....

Two weeks of manic marching powder frenzy culminating in the Apple Cup Nov 25 and another epic write up destined for The Classics

Kinda surprised this didn't make the Classics. There is some hilarious shit in here. @DerekJohnson has a high bar.

Yeah, Thanksgiving will fuck me again. Just watch.

Pitchfork51

In honor of swayes return from Afghanistan I have updated my avatar to a kachina doll.


Edit: although now that I'm looking at it again it seems to be a vaguely Asian Kachina doll. May have to reevaluate.

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

In honor of swayes return from Afghanistan I have updated my avatar to a kachina doll.


Edit: although now that I'm looking at it again it seems to be a vaguely Asian Kachina doll. May have to reevaluate.

Avatar failure gets us all from time to time.

Pitchfork51

It was a short lived loss of perspective.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

In honor of swayes return from Afghanistan I have updated my avatar to a kachina doll.


Edit: although now that I'm looking at it again it seems to be a vaguely Asian Kachina doll. May have to reevaluate.

Avatar failure gets us all from time to time.

I have no idea what you are referencing.

Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

In honor of swayes return from Afghanistan I have updated my avatar to a kachina doll.


Edit: although now that I'm looking at it again it seems to be a vaguely Asian Kachina doll. May have to reevaluate.

Avatar failure gets us all from time to time.

I have no idea what you are referencing.

Gadamnit! Avatar switching used to be a once yearly thing. Now you bastards are doing it quarterly. I am in a very precarious state. Not sure how much more I can take.

dnc

Swaye said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

In honor of swayes return from Afghanistan I have updated my avatar to a kachina doll.


Edit: although now that I'm looking at it again it seems to be a vaguely Asian Kachina doll. May have to reevaluate.

Avatar failure gets us all from time to time.

I have no idea what you are referencing.

Gadamnit! Avatar switching used to be a once yearly thing. Now you bastards are doing it quarterly. I am in a very precarious state. Not sure how much more I can take.

Next year it will be monthly.

#2018WillBeSpecial

Pitchfork51

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

In honor of swayes return from Afghanistan I have updated my avatar to a kachina doll.


Edit: although now that I'm looking at it again it seems to be a vaguely Asian Kachina doll. May have to reevaluate.

Avatar failure gets us all from time to time.

I have no idea what you are referencing.

The fucking chinks.

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

In honor of swayes return from Afghanistan I have updated my avatar to a kachina doll.


Edit: although now that I'm looking at it again it seems to be a vaguely Asian Kachina doll. May have to reevaluate.

Avatar failure gets us all from time to time.

I have no idea what you are referencing.

Gadamnit! Avatar switching used to be a once yearly thing. Now you bastards are doing it quarterly. I am in a very precarious state. Not sure how much more I can take.

There's only one medicine.

In my brief stint with a kachina avatar I've channeled my inner red shaman.

And my prescription. Is booze and cocaine.

PurpleBaze

Pitchfork51 said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

In honor of swayes return from Afghanistan I have updated my avatar to a kachina doll.


Edit: although now that I'm looking at it again it seems to be a vaguely Asian Kachina doll. May have to reevaluate.

Avatar failure gets us all from time to time.

I have no idea what you are referencing.

The fucking chinks.

ISAFNRC