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So, they told me I need a hobby...

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  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 105,860 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    p.s. Group was fine. A pretty hot younger chick just checked in. I will try to get a picture but I think they frown on that. She looks eager to replace her alcohol addiction with other things. Hope she likes red.

    Uncle Race has learned that addicts are going to addict. You just have to choose the things that allow you to live and work and pay for the things you are addicted to.
  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Well then. I sounds like you found your new hobby
  • RedRocketRedRocket Member Posts: 1,527
    Swaye said:

    p.s. Group was fine. A pretty hot younger chick just checked in. I will try to get a picture but I think they frown on that. She looks eager to replace her alcohol addiction with other things. Hope she likes red.

    Choo choo on that box.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,491 Founders Club
    tenndawg said:

    Swaye said:

    p.s. Group was fine. A pretty hot younger chick just checked in. I will try to get a picture but I think they frown on that. She looks eager to replace her alcohol addiction with other things. Hope she likes red.

    HERE'S WHAT TO DO:

    You must approach her in the guise of a concerned mentor

    Warn her that many participants are there for improper motives - court ordered to avoid jail, trying to save jobs and marriages, etc

    Remind her that addicts are treacherous and deceptive - they will selfishly mislead her to further their own selfish purposes

    Show her that most people there are thinly veiled predators looking for new prey

    After gaining her trust you must test her by violating a minor rule and seeing if she can keep a secret...this shared secret will strengthen your bond

    I'm assuming you can take it from there...
    If none of this works I'll tell her I'll sell her my apple pie slice with dinner for a blowjob.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,950
    Swaye said:

    p.s. Group was fine. A pretty hot younger chick just checked in. I will try to get a picture but I think they frown on that. She looks eager to replace her alcohol addiction with other things. Hope she likes red.

    This isn't like the porns chicks don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle
  • Mosster47Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    Swaye said:

    So rehab people say I need a hobby. I have decided to do model trains because one of my Dads got me one when I was a kid and it was fun until I put M-80s in the cab and blew it to shit. Anybody know anything about model trains? Is that even a thing anymore? Or should I go with needlepoint?

    TIA

    You're trying to quit the thing that makes you a Drunk Injun?

    Disagree.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,950
    dflea said:

    You fish. Do that. It won't keep you from drinking, but it will get those rehab faggots to quit bugging you.

    There it is
  • backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,861
    Join the IMA biddy boy basketball league with teq!
  • AlexisAlexis Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,142 Swaye's Wigwam
    Man, just thinking about the major trim Swaye could pull just by using the line, "wanna come by my teepee and play with my train"

    Phew. I need a minute...
  • Fenderbender123Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,983
    tenndawg said:

    After gaining her trust you must test her by violating a minor

    Hopefully Swaye finished reading this sentence before following your advice.

  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,950

    tenndawg said:

    After gaining her trust you must test her by violating a minor

    Hopefully Swaye finished reading this sentence before following your advice.

    I didn't.

    :(
  • Fenderbender123Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,983

    tenndawg said:

    After gaining her trust you must test her by violating a minor

    Hopefully Swaye finished reading this sentence before following your advice.

    I didn't.

    :(
    Well...how was it?
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