California with a Patriot level comeback...

greenblood

https://www.google.com/amp/www.nydailynews.com/amp/news/national/california-elementary-school-bans-tag-due-safety-reasons-article-1.2998037

bananasnblondes

Stop letting parents sue school districts for millions of dollars when little Johnny hurts himself at recess and you can have tag back.

dhdawg

they tried to do this shit on mercer island

PurpleThrobber

Thank god Smear the Queer is still available.

Sledog

Just wrap them in bubble wrap and stick them in a corner.

dflea

I like to blame liberal schools for shit driven by lawyers who work for insurance companies.

That's what I like to do.


My company won't allow you to run in a warehouse, either. Or lift more than 35 lbs without a "partner". It's a great environment for pussies like Sledog - horrible for people who want to get shit done.

This is a fucking lawyer thing. Not a California thing.

Southerndawg

dflea said:

I like to blame liberal schools for shit driven by lawyers who work for insurance companies.

That's what I like to do.


My company won't allow you to run in a warehouse, either. Or lift more than 35 lbs without a "partner". It's a great environment for pussies like Sledog - horrible for people who want to get shit done.

This is a fucking lawyer thing. Not a California thing.

And the left is leading the charge for Tort Reform, right?

Mosster47

dflea said:

I like to blame liberal schools for shit driven by lawyers who work for insurance companies.

That's what I like to do.


My company won't allow you to run in a warehouse, either. Or lift more than 35 lbs without a "partner". It's a great environment for pussies like Sledog - horrible for people who want to get shit done.

This is a fucking lawyer thing. Not a California thing.

This is a college thing. There are way too many law schools.

RaceBannon

dflea said:

I like to blame liberal schools for shit driven by lawyers who work for insurance companies.

That's what I like to do.


My company won't allow you to run in a warehouse, either. Or lift more than 35 lbs without a "partner". It's a great environment for pussies like Sledog - horrible for people who want to get shit done.

This is a fucking lawyer thing. Not a California thing.

I applaud your company for letting you work with your life partner. We should celebrate things like this

Sledog

dflea said:

I like to blame liberal schools for shit driven by lawyers who work for insurance companies.

That's what I like to do.


My company won't allow you to run in a warehouse, either. Or lift more than 35 lbs without a "partner". It's a great environment for pussies like Sledog - horrible for people who want to get shit done.


Mouthy pussy asshats always get treated well at my place of employment. They would leave and never really wanting to return. But many were repeat customers.

Obviously you run a pussy company. At your company HQ, down in the basement, are there boxes over 35 pounds? Is mom a good lifting partner? He looks pretty strong.

dflea

Race and Sledog are like twins. Cute.

Except Race can use the quote feature correctly. Sledog couldn't pour water out of a boot if the directions were on the heel.

RaceBannon

Plus I am funny

Pitchfork51

dflea said:

Race and Sledog are like twins. Cute.

Except Race can use the quote feature correctly. Sledog couldn't pour water out of a boot if the directions were on the heel.

But this dude could teach him how to drink out of one

dnc

Pitchfork51 said:

dflea said:

Race and Sledog are like twins. Cute.

Except Race can use the quote feature correctly. Sledog couldn't pour water out of a boot if the directions were on the heel.

But this dude could teach him how to drink out of one

Das Boot!

dflea

RaceBannon said:

Plus I am funny

This cannot be denied.