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AZDuck
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in Tug Tavern
They've got a bill to make masturbation illegal. (some citrus)
• The state must create an informational booklet called “A Man’s Right to Know” that contains information and illustrations on the benefits of and concerns about those three treatments. A man must review the booklet before going through with any of them.
• A man must receive a rectal exam and an MRI of his rectum before any of the three treatments.
• A man would not be able sue a doctor for refusing to provide those treatments or another procedure if the procedure violates the doctor’s “personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs.”
• A doctor must obtain consent from the man before providing the treatment, and the man may give it only if he waits at least 24 hours after the doctor’s visit.
• The state must establish a registry of nonprofit organizations and hospitals that provide abstinence counseling, a supervising physician for “masturbatory emissions,” and semen storage.
• “Masturbatory emissions” must be stored for the wife for conception.
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BRB, JO
Conservative Christianity gets the science right once again!! It's scientific fact that masturbation doesn't reduce sperm count or odds of conception.
I always give a fake name and the person who needs to be afraid of the STDs is her, not me.