Rumor of Pnk/White uni combination

bananasnblondes

Someone on the other site claims that UW will be wearing a pink W and pink socks* today.

If that is true and we get our asses kicked it will be two nails in Sark's coffin. One for the annual 3-game losing street and inability to beat a ranked team and a second for the ridicule that will come from looking like pussies while you lose. Oregon is fine because you can dress like sissies while playing WSU and you're safe. If you are a coach on the hot seat and you choose yo do that on a tough road game during a losing streak you better damn well win.

* 1. pink sock
(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.
When I left prison, I had a pink sock the size of Texas.
2. pink sock
Slang term for prolapse rectum, or anal prolapse, a medical condition in which the colon is turned inside out and may protude out the anus.
I was so constipated, when I finally took a dump it felt like i had a pink sock

fivehundredmileDAWG

this frighteningly appropriate.

anal plundering

chrisvashon

They can wear tutus for all I care as long as they win!1!!11!1

RoadDawg55

bananasnblondes said:

Someone on the other site claims that UW will be wearing a pink W and pink socks* today.

If that is true and we get our asses kicked it will be two nails in Sark's coffin. One for the annual 3-game losing street and inability to beat a ranked team and a second for the ridicule that will come from looking like pussies while you lose. Oregon is fine because you can dress like sissies while playing WSU and you're safe. If you are a coach on the hot seat and you choose yo do that on a tough road game during a losing streak you better damn well win.

* 1. pink sock
(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering getting repeatedly plunger raped by mediocre teams in Arizona; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.
When I left prison, I had a pink sock the size of Texas.
2. pink sock
Slang term for prolapse rectum, or anal prolapse, a medical condition in which the colon is turned inside out and may protude out the anus.
I was so constipated, when I finally took a dump it felt like i had a pink sock

DerekJohnson

go ahead and do The Lawnmower wearing pink... That's just great... It'll look like a Broadway production of Fame.

CheersWestDawg

DerekJohnson said:

go ahead and do The Lawnmower wearing pink... That's just great... It'll look like a Broadway production of Fame. Richard Simmons trying to jerk off Anderson Cooper while losing by 3 touchdowns.

Fixed.



Kind of looks like the Lawnmower, doesn't it?

TheKobeStopper

You guys are way to serious about the uniforms. Everyone in the NFL is wearing pink. Get the fuck over it.

Mad_Son

Sark is a known supporter of Sue Them G Komen.

RaceBannon

TheKobeStopper said:

You guys are way to serious about the uniforms. Everyone in the NFL is wearing pink. Get the fuck over it.

My two parent family taught me that "everyone is doing it" is not a good reason. If everyone jumped off a cliff would you do that too?

DerekJohnson

TheKobeStopper said:

You guys are way to serious about the uniforms. Everyone in the NFL is wearing pink. Get the fuck over it.

At the Nuremberg Trials, the Nazis' defense was that everyone else was following the Third Reich's orders, so it seemed like they should just follow along.

Canard

Oregon is fine because you can dress like sissies while playing WSU and you're safe. when you kick everyones' asses by three scores or more and just want moar free pub.