Katy Perry is back on the market

GrundleStiltzkin

DeepSeaZ said:

DerekJohnson said:

dnc said:

This has officially entered my top 3 gifs list

male or female? I honestly can't tell.

Exactly.

dnc

DeepSeaZ said:

DerekJohnson said:

dnc said:

This has officially entered my top 3 gifs list

male or female? I honestly can't tell.

yes

Kaepsknee

DeepSeaZ said:

DerekJohnson said:

dnc said:

This has officially entered my top 3 gifs list

male or female? I honestly can't tell.

Check you gender priviledge, you insensitive bastard!!!!

PurpleThrobber

salemcoog said:

DerekJohnson said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

doogie said:

Serious depreciation with that one.

Brochure looks good, though.

As long as she wears makeup and dresses to the hilt every day, it's hard to find a hotter chick than Katy.

Her confidence, boobs and thighs make her sexy. But she's probably a manic depressive behind closed doors. Just a hunch.

So shes amazing in the sack as well...

John Mayer was hitting that - so you know she is quality. His list of conquests is legit.

Can't stand his music personally (don't twist/no call for genocide) but have to give props. Dude pulls serious celebrity pussy.

BennyBeaver

PurpleThrobber said:

salemcoog said:

DerekJohnson said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

doogie said:

Serious depreciation with that one.

Brochure looks good, though.

As long as she wears makeup and dresses to the hilt every day, it's hard to find a hotter chick than Katy.

Her confidence, boobs and thighs make her sexy. But she's probably a manic depressive behind closed doors. Just a hunch.

So shes amazing in the sack as well...

John Mayer was hitting that - so you know she is quality. His list of conquests is legit.

Can't stand his music personally (don't twist/no call for genocide) but have to give props. Dude pulls serious celebrity pussy.

Her body is a wonderland.

oregonblitzkrieg

Pro tip: when posting pics of hot chicks with John Mayer or other fucktards, cut and paste the chick only. Delete the dude.

PurpleThrobber

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Pro tip: when posting pics of hot chicks with John Mayer or other fucktards, cut and paste the chick only. Delete the dude.

I hear the Wigwam is great.

TierbsHsotBoobs

BennyBeaver said:

PurpleThrobber said:

salemcoog said:

DerekJohnson said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

doogie said:

Serious depreciation with that one.

Brochure looks good, though.

As long as she wears makeup and dresses to the hilt every day, it's hard to find a hotter chick than Katy.

Her confidence, boobs and thighs make her sexy. But she's probably a manic depressive behind closed doors. Just a hunch.

So shes amazing in the sack as well...

John Mayer was hitting that - so you know she is quality. His list of conquests is legit.

Can't stand his music personally (don't twist/no call for genocide) but have to give props. Dude pulls serious celebrity pussy.

Her body is a dreckfest.

BennyBeaver

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

BennyBeaver said:

PurpleThrobber said:

salemcoog said:

DerekJohnson said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

doogie said:

Serious depreciation with that one.

Brochure looks good, though.

As long as she wears makeup and dresses to the hilt every day, it's hard to find a hotter chick than Katy.

Her confidence, boobs and thighs make her sexy. But she's probably a manic depressive behind closed doors. Just a hunch.

So shes amazing in the sack as well...

John Mayer was hitting that - so you know she is quality. His list of conquests is legit.

Can't stand his music personally (don't twist/no call for genocide) but have to give props. Dude pulls serious celebrity pussy.

Her body is a dreckfest.

Gay.

TurdBomber

PurpleThrobber said:

salemcoog said:

DerekJohnson said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

doogie said:

Serious depreciation with that one.

Brochure looks good, though.

As long as she wears makeup and dresses to the hilt every day, it's hard to find a hotter chick than Katy.

Her confidence, boobs and thighs make her sexy. But she's probably a manic depressive behind closed doors. Just a hunch.

So shes amazing in the sack as well...

John Mayer was hitting that - so you know she is quality. His list of conquests is legit.

Can't stand his music personally (don't twist/no call for genocide) but have to give props. Dude pulls serious celebrity pussy.

His wimpy, breathy voice makes me cringe. He's a replicant of this soft-rocker dude from the 80's, Michael Franks, who played on a loop at the restaurant I worked at in college, so I heard it about 8 times a shift. Fucking brutal. Almost drove me insane. Or did. https://youtu.be/ve3vqMg8xhk

Sledog

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Pro tip: when posting pics of hot chicks with John Mayer or other fucktards, cut and paste the chick only. Delete the dude.

Dflea wants the chic cut.

Doogles

Katy Perry is hot. She's just your average big breasted party ho that was blessed with just enough talent to make it.

She's pretty funny, her Ole Miss gameday appearance is the stuff of legends. You could watch a football game with her and not be annoyed. She'll blow you at halftime.

Don't get the haters here.

doogie

*was

dflea

Doogles said:

Katy Perry is hot. She's just your average big breasted party ho that was blessed with just enough talent to make it.

She's pretty funny, her Ole Miss gameday appearance is the stuff of legends. You could watch a football game with her and not be annoyed. She'll blow you at halftime.

Don't get the haters here.

Faggots.