What I'm Hearing... assistant coaches salary edition

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Heard through the grapevine that UW's assistant coaches salary pool is going to be over 4.5 million per season and it could push 5 million. That is a HUGE number. The salary pool was 3.5 million last year.

This doesn't even include Pete's salary.

GrundleStiltzkin

Tequilla

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Heard through the grapevine that UW's assistant coaches salary pool is going to be over 4.5 million per season and it could push 5 million. That is a HUGE number. The salary pool was 3.5 million last year.

This doesn't even include Pete's salary.

The balance of that increase needs to be going to Jimmy Lake

dongman

The assistant coach's salary pool doesn't include Pete?

UWhuskytskeet

I'm hearing the difference is going to Smith in order to lock him up for the next five years.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

dongman said:

The assistant coach's salary pool doesn't include Pete?

FUCK YOU MAN!!!!!1!

Dennis_DeYoung

UWhuskytskeet said:

I'm hearing the difference is going to Smith in order to lock him up for the next five years.

I have some good evidence where, with a little luck and a decent hooker, we could also lock him up for five years.

The good kind.

FireCohen

I sure hope the fucking deliver another 12 win season.

TTJ

I hope there will be recruiting performance incentives. Those Bob Seger 8-tracks won't pay for themselves.

DerekJohnson

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Never fails to make me laugh.

RoadDawg55

WeakarmCobra said:

I sure hope the fucking deliver another 12 win season.

You like 12 win seasons?

FireCohen

RoadDawg55 said:

WeakarmCobra said:

I sure hope the fucking deliver another 12 win season.

You like 12 win seasons?

It is better than a 7 win season.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Tequilla said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Heard through the grapevine that UW's assistant coaches salary pool is going to be over 4.5 million per season and it could push 5 million. That is a HUGE number. The salary pool was 3.5 million last year.

This doesn't even include Pete's salary.

The balance of that increase needs to be going to the players

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Fucking nailed it!

https://twitter.com/ChristianCaple/status/851877157202608128

CuntWaffle

Good job coker

Meek

Coker you gonna sleep with the fishes at this rate. Tipping off too much insider info. Might be better off protecting yourself by spending your time on the links at Yakima National Golf and Cuntry Club over tipping the snack shack chick at the turn and then ordering a hamburger with cheese in the clubhouse.

BennyBeaver

@ChristianCaple reads HH?

Dennis_DeYoung

BennyBeaver said:

@ChristianCaple reads HH?

How're those Beav salaries looking Benny?

CuntWaffle

I wonder when the cougfan piece about the raise is going to come out?

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

CuntWaffle said:

I wonder when the cougfan piece about the raise is going to come out?

This would make my year

SilkyJohnston

Assistant Salaries for 2017:

Kwiatkowski - $875,000+
Babushka - $700,000+
Jimmy Lake the God - $650,000+
Gregory - $540,000+
Huff - $500,000+
Lubick - $475,000+
Bhonapha - $330,000+
Malloe - $330,000+
Papoa - $265,000+

How the FUCK is fucktard Smith making more than Lake?