The free market confirms NASCAR is boring as fuck

YellowSnow

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/motorsports/nascar-once-a-cultural-icon-hits-the-skids/ar-AAnaPba?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=HPCDHP

alumni94

Marketing people keep thinking that they can take sports that mostly males watch, tweak them and add in females. Therefore instant 50% growth in market. The problem is while doing that they pussify the original content and lose the die-hard fans.

What NASCAR needs understand they are watched by males and stop the marketing to females or families. They need to find a way to add in way more poontang. That would get every male to at least check it out. Some might even find it interesting. Start with something easy, link lap girls or something. Tits never hurt anything.

BennyBeaver

Fun to drive; boring to watch. Except for @TurdBuffer. She likes watching cars driving in circles all day.

TurdBomber

BennyBeaver said:

Fun to drive; boring to watch. Except for @TurdBuffer. She likes watching cars driving in circles all day.

I will so enjoy raping you, BB.

BennyBeaver

TurdBuffer said:

BennyBeaver said:

Fun to drive; boring to watch. Except for @TurdBuffer. She likes watching cars driving in circles all day.

I will so enjoy raping you, BB.

So gay. Not surprised that you have to settle for rape. No one wants your small penis. FACT!

TurdBomber

Don't you know anything, BB?

It's not about sex. It's about power, domination and conquest.

Bone up on your feminism.

BennyBeaver

TurdBuffer said:

Don't you know anything, BB?

It's not about sex. It's about power, domination and conquest.

Bone up on your feminism.

Hence my comment about you resorting to rape. Try to keep up shitnozzle.

AlCzervik

TurdBuffer said:

Don't you know anything, BB?

It's not about sex. It's about power, domination and conquest.

Bone up on your feminism.

So Buffy's a tough guy now?

RaceBannon

They made it too safe and the "playoffs" sucked and kept some favorites from winning the Cup while making it easy for boring as fuck Jimmie Johnson to win as much as Dale or the King and nobody done like that shit, hear?

ThomasFremont

NASCAR talk? WTF is this???

PurpleJ

Hasn't been the same since Dan Earhndaheararartt dyed.

2001400ex

You could put nekked chicks fucking donkeys in the infield and I still wouldn't watch NASCAR.

priapism

It's demise began right after this in 2006:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJVQxvJF_n8

It made all the sociopaths who love this "sport" vexed and shamed.

dnc

Unless Tony Stewart is running over someone on a dirt track I'm not chinterested.

RaceBannon

By the way didn't the market make it yuge?


The market giveth and the market taketh away

YellowSnow

Be a lot cooler if they still raced in actual "stock" cars. Maybe add in a rule that you have to carry a case of 120 proof or higher shine in the trunk. This would make crashes more exciting.

Southerndawg

YellowSnow said:

Be a lot cooler if they still raced in actual "stock" cars. Maybe add in a rule that you have to carry a case of 120 proof or higher shine in the trunk. This would make crashes more exciting.

Close ... and a beach to boot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXdQt8pW3ps

YellowSnow

Southerndawg said:

YellowSnow said:

Be a lot cooler if they still raced in actual "stock" cars. Maybe add in a rule that you have to carry a case of 120 proof or higher shine in the trunk. This would make crashes more exciting.

Close ... and a beach to boot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXdQt8pW3ps

Now this bad ass. You got F-100 super sabres flying over an actual beach racing.

I could hear George Jones singing "The Race is On" while watching.

phineas

alumni94 said:

Marketing people keep thinking that they can take sports that mostly males watch, tweak them and add in females. Therefore instant 50% growth in market. The problem is while doing that they pussify the original content and lose the die-hard fans.

What NASCAR needs understand they are watched by males and stop the marketing to females or families. They need to find a way to add in way more poontang. That would get every male to at least check it out. Some might even find it interesting. Start with something easy, link lap girls or something. Tits never hurt anything.

They could start beheading muslims in the pit during stop time and I wouldn't tune in

RaceBannon

phineas said:

alumni94 said:

Marketing people keep thinking that they can take sports that mostly males watch, tweak them and add in females. Therefore instant 50% growth in market. The problem is while doing that they pussify the original content and lose the die-hard fans.

What NASCAR needs understand they are watched by males and stop the marketing to females or families. They need to find a way to add in way more poontang. That would get every male to at least check it out. Some might even find it interesting. Start with something easy, link lap girls or something. Tits never hurt anything.

They could start beheading muslims in the pit during stop time and I wouldn't tune in

Fact Check - this is a lie

PurpleJ

YellowSnow said:

Be a lot cooler if they still raced in actual "stock" cars. Maybe add in a rule that you have to carry a case of 120 proof or higher shine in the trunk. This would make crashes more exciting.

They should wet down the track before every race.