Dream Interpretation: What does it mean when..

TurdBomber

In the wee hours of the morning, you have a very vivid dream that you're staying in a classy hotel in another city, along with your family and your dog, preparing to check out and head to the airport with your wife and kids, then your male dog starts acting funny while laying on the ground, then gets up, you notice some blood and wetness on the ground, then little puppies start growing up and climbing out of the carpet and you notice it happening in several places in about a 5 foot circular area, including a couple of stillborn puppies, etc. Huge mess, not going to make your flight, puppies continue to grow out of the carpet like instant chia pets. So you send your son to get your wife, and she returns looking like something from the Walking Dead, mumbling cryptic shit in ancient languages. Then you wake up.

Me? No. Axeing for a friend. Of course.

But, I did watch this last night. Related?
https://youtu.be/gM4QPaZueSM

GrundleStiltzkin

allpurpleallgold

I didn't read op. No one gives a fuck about your dreams.

AlCzervik

Mods?

oregonblitzkrieg

It means your a huge faggot

TurdBomber

allpurpleallgold said:

I didn't read op. No one gives a fuck about your dreams.

It couldn't be more obvious that you do.

TurdBomber

oregonblitzkrieg said:

It means your a huge faggot

See Grundle's post upthread for guidance on how to be good at this.

2001400ex

Sounds like you are into beastiality.