Hey, did you guys hear Joe Williams retired?

89ute

The details are finally out now that he has to answer to NFL scouts. Until now, all we knew was that he was physically beaten up and there were a few statements from Whittingham and Erickson regarding personal issues.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/draft/2017/02/16/joe-williams-utah-utes-sister-kylee-nfl-draft/97995946/

Edit: Meant to put this in the College Football Forum, can't figure out how to change the category through the edit function. CHRIST

FireCohen

89ute we love you, but most of us don't really care. You should PM FKA_Mousecop he apperently gives a big fuck about Joe Williams.

bananasnblondes

Does anyone know how former husky basketball player Isaiah Thomas got his name?

PineapplePirate

bananasnblondes said:

Does anyone know how former husky basketball player Isaiah Thomas got his name?

To a bet from sweatshop worker in Cambodia while he was visiting an underground cock fighting ring right?

BennyBeaver

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

89ute said:

The details are finally out now that he has to answer to NFL scouts. Until now, all we knew was that he was physically beaten up and there were a few statements from Whittingham and Erickson regarding personal issues.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/draft/2017/02/16/joe-williams-utah-utes-sister-kylee-nfl-draft/97995946/

Edit: Meant to put this in the College Football Forum, can't figure out how to change the category through the edit function. CHRIST

DerekJohnson

I think I once heard something about Jerome Bettis being from Detroit.

haie

Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

89ute

haie said:

Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

Duh, for the gymnastics and skiing.

haie

89ute said:

haie said:

Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

Duh, for the gymnastics and skiing.

Signed,

LarryScottFS

Mosster47

haie said:

Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

It will make sense once Texas and Oklahoma join the conference.

dnc

Did you guys know Quincy Pondexter's dad was a prison guard? Called him Bonecrusher.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

That was probably the dumbest euphemism the candy ass media used all season. "Joe Williams retired." No numbnuts, he quit, then came back after the Ute coaches begged him to.

GrundleStiltzkin

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

That was probably the dumbest euphemism the candy ass media used all season. "Joe Williams retired." No numbnuts, he quit, then came back after the Ute coaches begged him to.

I'm hearing his fiancé talked him into coming back.

CuntWaffle

Seattle. It rains a lot up there and the people sure do love their coffee. Home of pike place Market.

PurpleThrobber

89ute said:

haie said:

Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

Duh, for the gymnastics and skiing.

Fancy feasts indeed.

BennyBeaver

CuntWaffle said:

Seattle. It rains a lot up there and the people sure do love their coffee. Home of pike place Market.

I heard they throw fish there.

Dennis_DeYoung

haie said:

Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

Glossing over the dick ripping tragedy that led to them being included in the Pac 10, they are actually my second favorite program in it after us.

They play good defense and they have no offense, just the way I like it. The only thing I don't like about their offense is it's just incompetence, though. They try to have a faggy one and can't achieve it.

dnc

Dennis_DeYoung said:

haie said:

Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

Glossing over the dick ripping tragedy that led to them being included in the Pac 10, they are actually my second favorite program in it after us.

They play good defense and they have no offense, just the way I like it. The only thing I don't like about their offense is it's just incompetence, though. They try to have a faggy one and can't achieve it.

Agree, I have no problems with Utah. Well coached team that plays hard and mostly smart. They're certainly above the median for this dreck conference. They belong.

RoadDawg55

Dennis_DeYoung said:

haie said:

Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

Glossing over the dick ripping tragedy that led to them being included in the Pac 10, they are actually my second favorite program in it after us.

They play good defense and they have no offense, just the way I like it. The only thing I don't like about their offense is it's just incompetence, though. They try to have a faggy one and can't achieve it.

Good summary. Just recruit a fucking QB that can actually play. I hope they never do because they might become actually good if they did.

89ute

RoadDawg55 said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

haie said:

Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

Glossing over the dick ripping tragedy that led to them being included in the Pac 10, they are actually my second favorite program in it after us.

They play good defense and they have no offense, just the way I like it. The only thing I don't like about their offense is it's just incompetence, though. They try to have a faggy one and can't achieve it.

Good summary. Just recruit a fucking QB that can actually play. I hope they never do because they might become actually good if they did.

Hoping one of these QBs hit, Tyler Huntley, Jason Shelley or Jack Tuttle. I would not be surprised if Tyler Huntley takes the job at some point next year.