Mark Helfrich sells his house
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I wonder if the shop has sturdy enough beams to hang himself from?DerekJohnson said:No word on whether this includes his couch. We've got @HuskyJW working the phones this morning.
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Quint poasts, bitches!
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I like the piles of pulp mill slag across the fence that the grass farmer will use to "lime" his fields, to raise the PH towards neutral from acid. A nice addendum to a million dollar home. Will provide green fields this spring. If the farmer is using pulp mill slag, which I don't think is permissible for human food crops, you can bet he will get truck load after truck load of sewage sludge for fertilizer after the straw is baled off and removed, and the summer drought hardens the ground. LCDC symbiotic relationship: grass seed farmers used as a human waste disposal site (and no runoff--wink--wink) and a place for the precipitate from the pulping process. And farmer can't subdivide his land until the 1000 Fat Cats in Potland say so. Or is that the 1000 Friends of Money? -
ChinsightfulBennyBeaver said:
I like the piles of pulp mill slag across the fence that the grass farmer will use to "lime" his fields, to raise the PH towards neutral from acid. A nice addendum to a million dollar home. Will provide green fields this spring. If the farmer is using pulp mill slag, which I don't think is permissible for human food crops, you can bet he will get truck load after truck load of sewage sludge for fertilizer after the straw is baled off and removed, and the summer drought hardens the ground. LCDC symbiotic relationship: grass seed farmers used as a human waste disposal site (and no runoff--wink--wink) and a place for the precipitate from the pulping process. And farmer can't subdivide his land until the 1000 Fat Cats in Potland say so. Or is that the 1000 Friends of Money? -
And would if he were a woman!MisterEm said:Lambo could still kick Helfrich's ass.


