HardcoreHusky meets real life
Her: But at the end of the day, guys always fantasize about pretty young girls. No man masturbates to images of old women or overweight women.
Me: Well actually, on my website there's a guy named IrishDawg that loves morbidly obese women. It's like catnip for him. So that statement is not completely true.
Her: Yeah well, you have some real sickos on that site.
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There's no place like home
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I like that you left out how 50% of your two poasters masturbate to images of group sex involving overweight old men. Heteronormative ageist bitch probably couldn't have handled that.DerekJohnson said:Conversation between a woman and me.
Her: But at the end of the day, guys always fantasize about pretty young girls. No man masturbates to images of old women or overweight women.
Me: Well actually, on my website there's a guy named IrishDawg that loves morbidly obese women. It's like catnip for him. So that statement is not completely true.
Her: Yeah well, you have some real sickos on that site. -
Was this Audrey the Greek chick?DerekJohnson said:Conversation between a woman and me.
Her: But at the end of the day, guys always fantasize about pretty young girls. No man masturbates to images of old women or overweight women.
Me: Well actually, on my website there's a guy named IrishDawg that loves morbidly obese women. It's like catnip for him. So that statement is not completely true.
Her: Yeah well, you have some real sickos on that site. -
We don't have to masturbate to old or unattractive women because they'll actually have sex with us.
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We?Fenderbender123 said:We don't have to masturbate to old or unattractive women because they'll actually have sex with us.
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Us?Fenderbender123 said:We don't have to masturbate to old or unattractive women because they'll actually have sex with us.
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How does she define old?
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Asian any legal age any weight.
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You know why you'd have been flagged if only you weren't a moderator.DerekJohnson said:Conversation between a woman and me.
Her: But at the end of the day, guys always fantasize about pretty young girls. No man masturbates to images of old women or overweight women.
Me: Well actually, on my website there's a guy named IrishDawg that loves morbidly obese women. It's like catnip for him. So that statement is not completely true.
Her: Yeah well, you have some real sickos on that site.
Edit: holy hell, you can flag a moderator's post. Fuck me for listening to @TierbsHsotBoobs -
I come here for the truth not your fantasy bs Derek!
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WTF is not the same as a flag.PurpleThrobber said:
You know why you'd have been flagged if only you weren't a moderator.DerekJohnson said:Conversation between a woman and me.
Her: But at the end of the day, guys always fantasize about pretty young girls. No man masturbates to images of old women or overweight women.
Me: Well actually, on my website there's a guy named IrishDawg that loves morbidly obese women. It's like catnip for him. So that statement is not completely true.
Her: Yeah well, you have some real sickos on that site.
Edit: holy hell, you can flag a moderator's post. Fuck me for listening to @TierbsHsotBoobs -
You can tell her its not only at the end of the day. At the start and middle too
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The more you know.Mad_Son said:
WTF is not the same as a flag.PurpleThrobber said:
You know why you'd have been flagged if only you weren't a moderator.DerekJohnson said:Conversation between a woman and me.
Her: But at the end of the day, guys always fantasize about pretty young girls. No man masturbates to images of old women or overweight women.
Me: Well actually, on my website there's a guy named IrishDawg that loves morbidly obese women. It's like catnip for him. So that statement is not completely true.
Her: Yeah well, you have some real sickos on that site.
Edit: holy hell, you can flag a moderator's post. Fuck me for listening to @TierbsHsotBoobs
I've never been a pussy who 'flagged' anyone so it's a mute poont.
Thanks, flaggot.
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You couldn't slip in an offer for a banana?
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Coworker has lymphoma, I wrote "Ts and Ps" in his get well soon card
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Fantastic!LoneStarDawg said:Coworker has lymphoma, I wrote "Ts and Ps" in his get well soon card
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Was she impressed you have your own hobby bored and are a technicality gifted writer?
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She does Ike my writing but thinks Hardcore Husky is pathetic.2001400ex said:Was she impressed you have your own hobby bored and are a technicality gifted writer?
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That's better than IPIIHB, I suppose.LoneStarDawg said:Coworker has lymphoma, I wrote "Ts and Ps" in his get well soon card
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Backward and hurtfull.DerekJohnson said:
She does Ike my writing but thinks Hardcore Husky is pathetic.2001400ex said:Was she impressed you have your own hobby bored and are a technicality gifted writer?
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So, the real question is why were you talking to some woman about masturbation? Follow on question is did you have sex? If no, what's her number? Lastly, pics?
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I just found out that women like to masturbate while on their period. Caught my girlfriend red-handed.
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Lol dudes fucking milfs is pretty much the most popular porn genre.
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This woman seems very wise.DerekJohnson said:
She does Ike my writing but thinks Hardcore Husky is pathetic.2001400ex said:Was she impressed you have your own hobby bored and are a technicality gifted writer?
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What part of "She does like (DJ's) writing" did you not understand?longduckdong said:
This woman seems very wise.DerekJohnson said:
She does Ike my writing but thinks Hardcore Husky is pathetic.2001400ex said:Was she impressed you have your own hobby bored and are a technicality gifted writer?
#NotTechnicallyGifted
