HardcoreHusky meets real life

DerekJohnson

Conversation between a woman and me.

Her: But at the end of the day, guys always fantasize about pretty young girls. No man masturbates to images of old women or overweight women.

Me: Well actually, on my website there's a guy named IrishDawg that loves morbidly obese women. It's like catnip for him. So that statement is not completely true.

Her: Yeah well, you have some real sickos on that site.

89ute

There's no place like home

dnc

DerekJohnson said:

Conversation between a woman and me.

Her: But at the end of the day, guys always fantasize about pretty young girls. No man masturbates to images of old women or overweight women.

Me: Well actually, on my website there's a guy named IrishDawg that loves morbidly obese women. It's like catnip for him. So that statement is not completely true.

Her: Yeah well, you have some real sickos on that site.

I like that you left out how 50% of your two poasters masturbate to images of group sex involving overweight old men. Heteronormative ageist bitch probably couldn't have handled that.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

DerekJohnson said:

Conversation between a woman and me.

Her: But at the end of the day, guys always fantasize about pretty young girls. No man masturbates to images of old women or overweight women.

Me: Well actually, on my website there's a guy named IrishDawg that loves morbidly obese women. It's like catnip for him. So that statement is not completely true.

Her: Yeah well, you have some real sickos on that site.

Was this Audrey the Greek chick?

Fenderbender123

We don't have to masturbate to old or unattractive women because they'll actually have sex with us.

dnc

Fenderbender123 said:

We don't have to masturbate to old or unattractive women because they'll actually have sex with us.

We?

Gladstone

Fenderbender123 said:

We don't have to masturbate to old or unattractive women because they'll actually have sex with us.

Us?

Mad_Son

How does she define old?

Meek

Asian any legal age any weight.

Edited to add word "legal"

PurpleThrobber

DerekJohnson said:

Conversation between a woman and me.

Her: But at the end of the day, guys always fantasize about pretty young girls. No man masturbates to images of old women or overweight women.

Me: Well actually, on my website there's a guy named IrishDawg that loves morbidly obese women. It's like catnip for him. So that statement is not completely true.

Her: Yeah well, you have some real sickos on that site.

You know why you'd have been flagged if only you weren't a moderator.

Edit: holy hell, you can flag a moderator's post. Fuck me for listening to @TierbsHsotBoobs

Pitchfork51

I come here for the truth not your fantasy bs Derek!

Mad_Son

PurpleThrobber said:

DerekJohnson said:

Conversation between a woman and me.

Her: But at the end of the day, guys always fantasize about pretty young girls. No man masturbates to images of old women or overweight women.

Me: Well actually, on my website there's a guy named IrishDawg that loves morbidly obese women. It's like catnip for him. So that statement is not completely true.

Her: Yeah well, you have some real sickos on that site.

You know why you'd have been flagged if only you weren't a moderator.

Edit: holy hell, you can flag a moderator's post. Fuck me for listening to @TierbsHsotBoobs

WTF is not the same as a flag.

RaceBannon

You can tell her its not only at the end of the day. At the start and middle too

PurpleThrobber

Mad_Son said:

PurpleThrobber said:

DerekJohnson said:

Conversation between a woman and me.

Her: But at the end of the day, guys always fantasize about pretty young girls. No man masturbates to images of old women or overweight women.

Me: Well actually, on my website there's a guy named IrishDawg that loves morbidly obese women. It's like catnip for him. So that statement is not completely true.

Her: Yeah well, you have some real sickos on that site.

You know why you'd have been flagged if only you weren't a moderator.

Edit: holy hell, you can flag a moderator's post. Fuck me for listening to @TierbsHsotBoobs

WTF is not the same as a flag.

The more you know.

I've never been a pussy who 'flagged' anyone so it's a mute poont.

Thanks, flaggot.

DeepSeaZ

You couldn't slip in an offer for a banana?

LoneStarDawg

Coworker has lymphoma, I wrote "Ts and Ps" in his get well soon card

Mosster47

LoneStarDawg said:

Coworker has lymphoma, I wrote "Ts and Ps" in his get well soon card

Fantastic!

2001400ex

Was she impressed you have your own hobby bored and are a technicality gifted writer?

DerekJohnson

2001400ex said:

Was she impressed you have your own hobby bored and are a technicality gifted writer?

She does Ike my writing but thinks Hardcore Husky is pathetic.

PurpleThrobber

LoneStarDawg said:

Coworker has lymphoma, I wrote "Ts and Ps" in his get well soon card

That's better than IPIIHB, I suppose.

TurdBomber

DerekJohnson said:

2001400ex said:

Was she impressed you have your own hobby bored and are a technicality gifted writer?

She does Ike my writing but thinks Hardcore Husky is pathetic.

Backward and hurtfull.