Esperanza Spalding Appreciation Thread

YellowSnow

Swaye said:

I want to have sex with her and then smash the cello on her. Party time.

Cool idea except that's a bass and not a cello. Former might be a bit overkill and result in some serious injuries.

RaccoonHarry

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

I want to have sex with her and then smash the cello on her. Party time.

Cool idea except that's a bass and not a cello. Former might be a bit overkill and result in some serious injuries.

Cello superiority guy. There's one in every crowd.

Swaye

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

I want to have sex with her and then smash the cello on her. Party time.

Cool idea except that's a bass and not a cello. Former might be a bit overkill and result in some serious injuries.

Thanks for shitting me on me publicly. Dick.

tenndawg

Her most famous quote:

"Everyone thinks I'm a prodigy - but if I wasn't such a stupid cunt I'd play cello"

Swaye

I just read about her because I'm sort of drunk at 7AM. She had a black dad and her mom was mixed native american and welsh. This means her mom is my mom and that's my sister by another dad. Now I really want to smash her.

YellowSnow

Swaye said:

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

I want to have sex with her and then smash the cello on her. Party time.

Cool idea except that's a bass and not a cello. Former might be a bit overkill and result in some serious injuries.

Thanks for shitting me on me publicly. Dick.

My apologies for the dickheadedness on my part...felt it was my duty in this instance. Cellos are for nerdy, classical music chicks and basses are for bad-ass, hot, jazz chicks.

Pitchfork51

I went to band camp with her. She taught me about my sexuality.

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

I went to band camp with her. She taught me about my sexuality.

Care to share with us how it feels to have a flute shoved up your ass?

dnc

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I went to band camp with her. She taught me about my sexuality.

Care to share with us how it feels to have a bass shoved up your ass?

puppylove_sugarsteel

RoadDawg55 said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

"Black Gold", one of her better songs , says it all. Pup a huge fan musically...her color pup a huge fan of too

What are you listening to these days Pup?

Still strumming the Fender?

The vintage strat sitting idle, in a safe pla ce gaining value. Pup plays mostly lap steel these days.

Pup enjoys Segovia and Parkening one day... old-school country the next...rockabilly the next. Pup listens to a lot of music fer fucks sake