I will never understand the media's love of all things Sark...

gmo

never seen such a loser get such great PR, it really confuses me.

http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-husky-football/after-stunning-fall-heres-hoping-ex-uw-coach-steve-sarkisian-finds-happiness-in-nfl/

section8

Softy already speculating on twitter (yes, I know diaf) that Sark will replace Pete Carroll in a few years.

PurpleJ

section8 said:

Softy already speculating on twitter (yes, I know diaf) that Sark will replace Pete Carroll in a few years.

RoadDawg55

gmo said:

never seen such a loser get such great PR, it really confuses me.

http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-husky-football/after-stunning-fall-heres-hoping-ex-uw-coach-steve-sarkisian-finds-happiness-in-nfl/

He must have rubbed elbows with some elite PR guys when he was in LA.

Herbie and Sark are obviously buds too. Former college QB's around the same time. He always hushed over Sark.

I believe Kiffin actually knows football at a very high level. And he was born into the good ol boy network.

Sark was not, which makes it all the more amazing he has done what he has. It's truly odd.

bananasnblondes

I listened to the Softy thing. This is literally what he said:

"Look, the guy took over an 0-12 team and in two years had them beating Nebraska in the holiday bowl. Then he got the top job in the country and had things rolling but was hit with alcoholism."

The key to understanding this idiocy, is understanding that there are a lot of people who think this way. They don't understand how shitty of a job Sark did. They just pick and choose shit as displayed above.

dnc

section8 said:

Softy already speculating on twitter (yes, I know diaf) that Sark will replace Pete Carroll in a few years.

Softy needs to DIAFF

Thump

So... is there any chance that Bama will try to steal our OC?

Gladstone

bananasnblondes said:

I listened to the Softy thing. This is literally what he said:

"Look, the guy took over an 0-12 team and in two years had them beating Nebraska in the holiday bowl. Then he got the top job in the country and had things rolling but was hit with alcoholism."

The key to understanding this idiocy, is understanding that there are a lot of people who think this way. They don't understand how shitty of a job Sark did. They just pick and choose shit as displayed above.

I remember @HeretoBeatmyChest calling in to that fat fuck's stupid show and roasting him. The fact that he's still gagging on Sark's herpetic 4 inches of thunder never ceases to amaze. It's like HHB is the redpill and everything else is the blue pill. I actually find it fascinating.

CaptainPJ

gmo said:

never seen such a loser get such great PR, it really confuses me.

http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-husky-football/after-stunning-fall-heres-hoping-ex-uw-coach-steve-sarkisian-finds-happiness-in-nfl/

His name sounds non-white - pretty much all the media needs.

DerekJohnson

Softy is not what you'd call a critical thinker.

RaceBannon

People act like Sark wasn't a drunk here

And that's not even the problem

If he could coach he could be a junkie for all I care

RoadDawg55

Gladstone said:

bananasnblondes said:

I listened to the Softy thing. This is literally what he said:

"Look, the guy took over an 0-12 team and in two years had them beating Nebraska in the holiday bowl. Then he got the top job in the country and had things rolling but was hit with alcoholism."

The key to understanding this idiocy, is understanding that there are a lot of people who think this way. They don't understand how shitty of a job Sark did. They just pick and choose shit as displayed above.

I remember @HeretoBeatmyChest calling in to that fat fuck's stupid show and roasting him. The fact that he's still gagging on Sark's herpetic 4 inches of thunder never ceases to amaze. It's like HHB is the redpill and everything else is the blue pill. I actually find it fascinating.

Softy is a higher level Kim. I don't want to cal him higher level because KJR sucks, but he is.

I once heard Sark punk the shit out of Softy. All must be forgiven for the beers Sark bought for them on the UW AD tab.

I hate Sark less than most here. He just wasn't a very good coach, but I'm astounded people think he was good.

If you go 7-6 every year at UW and 8-5 at USC, you are a horrible coach. A merely good coach wins big at either school.

dnc

Sark was 7-5 in conference at USC.

He never once "had things rolling at USC", save for the Mike Price sense of the phrase.

Fuck Softy with Harv's rusty cheese grater.

RoadDawg55

dnc said:

Sark was 7-5 in conference at USC.

He never once "had things rolling at USC", save for the Mike Price sense of the phrase.

Fuck Softy with Harv's rusty cheese grater.

He lost to Boston College and at home to UW in 2015. UW lost to Cal at home a week earlier. Boston College is one of the most irrelevant programs in the country.

CuntWaffle

I don't get it. Whenever I get too drunk I get yelled at/in trouble. Sark uses it like he has cancer. It's fucking irritating.

RoadDawg55

CuntWaffle said:

I don't get it. Whenever I get too drunk I get yelled at/in trouble. Sark uses it like he has cancer. It's fucking irritating.

That's why he's my idol. Being a drunken piece of shit and making millions would be a dream come true.

HuskyJW

CuntWaffle said:

I don't get it. Whenever I get too drunk I get yelled at/in trouble. Sark uses it like he has cancer. It's fucking irritating.

He does?

He was fired for allegedly being drunk (never proven) by a Boss that never even saw him on that day.

Pitchfork51

The dude lost to my team twice on hail Marys. How is that fucking possible?!


His ability to blow leads and lose is mind boggling

Lol and now to the falcons. I'm 100 percent positive that the blew it Sunday because they had started talks with him.

Sources

Pitchfork51 said:

The dude lost to my team twice on hail Marys. How is that fucking possible?!


His ability to blow leads and lose is mind boggling

Lol and now to the falcons. I'm 100 percent positive that the blew it Sunday because they had started talks with him.

But you didn't see how ANGRY Nick Holt was.

RaceBannon

The answer to the question is that Sark is the guy that calls on the reporter by name, looks like he really cares about the question, then gives a sincere bullshit answer. He is also available for back ground off the record stuff.

These days covering college football out west you are Kim or Art Thiel losing big at life knowing everyone hates you. Sark is the port in your storm

Pitchfork51

Well he was a high powered salesman.

And by high powered I mean he was probably all coked up and Carroll mistook it for passion and enthusiasm.

Nttawwt