Dude looks like he was hitting the bottle he keeps in his desk drawer. And he was out of breath like 30 seconds in. That's a sign you need to hit the gym.
His fucking crowning moment "I even set one on Jennifer Cohen desk." He even puffed out his chest and tried to look taller as he side it. Fucking give him a shotgun so he can put the barrel in his mouth.
His fucking crowning moment "I even set one on Jennifer Cohen desk." He even puffed out his chest and tried to look taller as he side it. Fucking give him a shotgun so he can put the barrel in his mouth.
Make sure you saw down the barrel first
How thoughful of you
Wouldn't want him to spend his next to last few seconds stretching uncomfortably
His fucking crowning moment "I even set one on Jennifer Cohen desk." He even puffed out his chest and tried to look taller as he side it. Fucking give him a shotgun so he can put the barrel in his mouth.
Make sure you saw down the barrel first
How thoughful of you
Wouldn't want him to spend his next to last few seconds stretching uncomfortably
Look, if he can't reach the trigger he'll need help, and then he'll have to waste precious time trying to narrow down the understandably large pool of potential suitors
So, Kim either is performing "Community Service," for swerving home from the landing, or plans on taking half the profit for Cisco that drinks like Cab.
So, Kim either is performing "Community Service," for swerving home from the landing, or plans on taking half the profit for Cisco that drinks like Cab.
What a fucking loser.
#snapdragonsuperiorityguy
Pull off a messageboard merch money grab and then pop off
What in the fuck? A few items running through my mind as I watched this:
-He titled this video "Cup" -Does he have a lazy eye? -Holy bloodshot eyes -Young Life? Are you fucking kidding me? -He can't finish this video without being out of breath -"I think she'll love it...." -I love that he thinks this event will actually sell out -This looks and feels like a suicide video. Too bad it's not.
Lol someone could make that mug for like 10 bucks. I like how he acts as if you don't get it now then this collector piece will never be available again.
awesome on many levels... I see he told his hair stylist (no chance this homo goes to a barber like real men do) to go full hipster-fag-do that no hetero sexual man especially over the age of 29 should be sporting.
If he wasn't such a douche I really would feel sorry for how pathetic he always comes off. The mug box is the new version of the football, looks huge in his tiny "man"-hands... the anti-Shaq holding things viral phenomenon.
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Wouldn't want him to spend his next to last few seconds stretching uncomfortably
So, Kim either is performing "Community Service," for swerving home from the landing, or plans on taking half the profit for Cisco that drinks like Cab.
What a fucking loser.
#snapdragonsuperiorityguy
-He titled this video "Cup"
-Does he have a lazy eye?
-Holy bloodshot eyes
-Young Life? Are you fucking kidding me?
-He can't finish this video without being out of breath
-"I think she'll love it...."
-I love that he thinks this event will actually sell out
-This looks and feels like a suicide video. Too bad it's not.
I feel bad about his mannerisms. The tick at the beginning is funny but it's probably a medical issue.
What I don't feel bad about is how fucking stupid the guy is. Nice, long winded promo that lasted at least two minutes too long. Train wreck.
Then at the end he acts like a guy about to get laid for the first time in 10 years over a fucking coffee mug.
"It's definitely really, really cool."
How the fuck does one get so spun up they lose breath, when they're presenting to an audience of zero? Fucking Christ.
And pandering for phone numbers - verrrrry nice, Kimmie!!!?
If he wasn't such a douche I really would feel sorry for how pathetic he always comes off. The mug box is the new version of the football, looks huge in his tiny "man"-hands... the anti-Shaq holding things viral phenomenon.
You couldn't get a better answer for the question "what would be the biggest Doog gift ever?"