Sark on KJR with Softy predicted we would win P-12 north

sarktastic

Looking at the standing and remaining games, I am struggling to see how we get there from here.

CuntWaffle

Before the season? I have a hard time believing Sark would reach that bad after Saturday.

sarktastic

Yes, it was before the season when we were still undefeated.

TierbsHsotBoobs

If Woodward was doing his job, Sark would be fired for failing to live up to all the shit he's been talking for five years.

RoadDawg55

Is Oregon going to get the death penalty before the Pac 12 title game (#HiKim)? Even if that did happen, we have to win out the rest of our games, which is not happening.

loadsock

Like the coogs and their undefeated fans, Sark is proclaiming an unprecedented 5th consecutive off season and undefeated national title.

TierbsHsotBoobs

RoadDawg55 said:

Is Oregon going to get the death penalty before the Pac 12 title game (#HiKim)? Even if that did happen, we have to win out the rest of our games AND Stanford would have to lose two more games, which is not happening.

sarktastic

Is this a joke? When I look at the remaining games I see nothing but lower rated talent with inferior coaching. No way we lose another game this year.

sarktastic

loadsock said:

Like the coogs and their undefeated fans, Sark is proclaiming an unprecedented 5th consecutive off season and undefeated national title.

I read the Cougars are building a new "Crimzone". It's where they are going to put the band and crazy fans to create a true home field advantage, like the horseshoe at Ohio State

greenblood

sarktastic said:

Is this a joke? When I look at the remaining games I see nothing but lower rated talent with inferior coaching. No way we lose another game this year.

Is that a joke? UW has better players, but you tell me where UW has a coaching advantage in the upcoming schedule. I would say at this point Graham is equal to home Sark, but road Sark is Paul Wulff bad. Riley > Sark every week. Mora >>>>>> Sark

Maybe I'm being whooshed. If so, that's some great work.

loadsock

sarktastic said:

Is this a joke? When I look at the remaining games I see nothing but lower rated talent with inferior coaching. No way we lose another game this year.

Why do you ignore Sark's tried and true annual mid season meltdown that has generally involved a 3-4 games losing streak?

TierbsHsotBoobs

sarktastic said:

Is this a joke? When I look at the remaining games I see nothing but lower rated talent with inferior coaching. No way we lose another game this year.

Are you bipolar, new here, or IMALOSER?

Homebrew_Dawg

sarktastic said:

Is this a joke? When I look at the remaining games I see nothing but lower rated talent with inferior coaching. No way we lose another game this year.

There's a distinct probability WA will have more moral victories than its opponents over the remaining games.

Shocking 2014 prediction: WA goes undefeated counting moral victories.

RoadDawg55

sarktastic said:

Is this a joke? When I look at the remaining games I see nothing but lower rated talent with inferior coaching. No way we lose another game this year.

Do better next time.

TTJ

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

...Stanford would have to lose two more games, which is not happening...

Whoosh? Stanford probably loses two of their next three. Maybe all three.

dnc

TTJ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

...Stanford would have to lose two more games, which is not happening...

Whoosh? Stanford probably loses two of their next three. Maybe all three.

Agreed. The Stanford part of the equation is easy. The Oregon and Washington parts are not going to happen.

TierbsHsotBoobs

TTJ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

...Stanford would have to lose two more games, which is not happening...

Whoosh? Stanford probably loses two of their next three. Maybe all three.

I think you're right, but UW is still fucked anyway because Sark can't win in Corvallis.

TTJ

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

TTJ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

...Stanford would have to lose two more games, which is not happening...

Whoosh? Stanford probably loses two of their next three. Maybe all three.

I think you're right, but UW is still fucked anyway because Sark can't win in Corvallis.

I can't really argue with that.

HeretoBeatmyChest

sarktastic said:

Looking at the standing and remaining games, I am struggling to see how we get there from here.

Unless the entire Oregon football team dies of AIDS, we are totally out of it.

TierbsHsotBoobs

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

sarktastic said:

Looking at the standing and remaining games, I am struggling to see how we get there from here.

Unless the entire Oregon football team dies of AIDS, we are totally out of it.

Colleen Bellotti, help!

puppylove_sugarsteel

sarktastic said:

Looking at the standing and remaining games, I am struggling to see how we get there from here.

Good for coach. I did too. So we didn't. Must be two top-5 teams back-to-back, then ASU, Top10UCLA, soon-ranked OSU, etc... hmmmm, maybe next year or after