Ty Jones Theories Thread

HuskyClaws

He took the visit purely because he wanted to watch us melt down for a few more days again. We got pwned by a 17 year old.


He threatened GaryFromTeenMom that he would visit UCLA. Out of desperation, GaryFromTeenMom made the offer to Ty to remove 1 rib live on Chaturbate and do whatever he wanted for 10 minutes. Ty played hardball with him and told him he would take the trip anyways. GaryFromTeenMom bumped his offer up to 1 hour after finding out that Ty was not messing around.


Those are the only 2 I got. Back to bed.

doogie

I would question any recruit who didn't take a last second free trip to UCLA with its coaching staff in full desperation mode.

TierbsHsotBoobs

9/11 was an inside job.

GrundleStiltzkin

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

9/11 was an inside job.

GaryFromTeenMom

Listen....Ty and I have had a few conversations and never did I think I would lose a deal with a 17 year old kid but as a result, we are bypassing the chaturbate/internet idea and I will actually be doing an in-home surgical procedure on myself on signing day.

I should have a link up shortly for sign-ups if any of you want in....$9.95 otherwise you're just going to need to follow Ty's instagram for sneak peeks.

Dennis_DeYoung

I think this @GaryFromTeenMom thing has legs. It sounds plausible.

FreeChavez

Dennis_DeYoung said:

I think this @GaryFromTeenMom thing has legs. It sounds plausible.

Shouldn't someone with functioning LEGS be the website expert in this area rather than you?

GaryFromTeenMom

Dennis_DeYoung said:

I think this @GaryFromTeenMom thing has legs. It sounds plausible.

You guys might think I am fucking around but this is real...very real. I've already had to hit up Amber since she knows people that can get me some real good drugs for this.

Something about a drug called "Jenkem" numbing the pain away....so I'll be giving that a shot, whatever that is.

GaryFromTeenMom

Also...Ty, I know you are reading this. I don't know how you found this place but can we strike another deal if you promise to not tell another recruit this year (or EVER) about this place?

You name your price....I found this cool .pdf for a self conducted lap-band procedure if that gets you boned up?

jecornel

Ty Jones.......he gone..

vadawg

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

9/11 was an inside job.

Is this even a debate anymore? Only morons believe the "official story".

Fuck off

PurpleJ

I don't want anyone named Ty near my football team.

Meek

PurpleJ said:

I don't want anyone named Ty near my football team.

Young Mr Jones of the WR persuasion, please understand the context of this is not for you. We have been abused by a Ty in the past.

IPukeOregonGrellow

PurpleJ said:

I don't want anyone named Ty near my football team.

Exhibit A:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

GrundleStiltzkin said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

9/11 was an inside job.

I might have a problem. As soon as I start typing "super bowl" in Google, my computer automatically completes with "interception gif".

WilburHooksHands

GaryFromTeenMom said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

I think this @GaryFromTeenMom thing has legs. It sounds plausible.

You guys might think I am fucking around but this is real...very real. I've already had to hit up Amber since she knows people that can get me some real good drugs for this.

Something about a drug called "Jenkem" numbing the pain away....so I'll be giving that a shot, whatever that is.

You should look into Krokodil

TierbsHsotBoobs

vadawg said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

9/11 was an inside job.

Is this even a debate anymore? Only morons believe the "official story".

Fuck off

Stay woke.

GaryFromTeenMom

WilburHooksHands said:

GaryFromTeenMom said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

I think this @GaryFromTeenMom thing has legs. It sounds plausible.

You guys might think I am fucking around but this is real...very real. I've already had to hit up Amber since she knows people that can get me some real good drugs for this.

Something about a drug called "Jenkem" numbing the pain away....so I'll be giving that a shot, whatever that is.

You should look into Krokodil