1. Eugene isn't serious about football. A coach that makes over half a million a year driving a little tipsy means nothing. Sure, fuck with the program for a misdemeanor and $10k. Not serious.
2. Why does a guy making over half a million driving anywhere? Get a $20 Uber and do whatever you want whenever you want.
3. A DUI isn't a big deal and the social stigma now is fucking retarded. Alcohol is legal and bars have parking lots. Just because terribly ran local governments drove the fine 600% over the last decade doesn't make it more wrong all of a sudden. It's a money grab and employment for the way too many lawyers we pump our every year. A 19 year old woman taking selfies for Snapchat doing 75 on the freeway is a million times more deadly than a grown man driving with a .06.
Oh, he's also the TE coach. Who gives a shit?
There is no Uber in Eugene for some strange reason.
1. Eugene isn't serious about football. A coach that makes over half a million a year driving a little tipsy means nothing. Sure, fuck with the program for a misdemeanor and $10k. Not serious.
2. Why does a guy making over half a million driving anywhere? Get a $20 Uber and do whatever you want whenever you want.
3. A DUI isn't a big deal and the social stigma now is fucking retarded. Alcohol is legal and bars have parking lots. Just because terribly ran local governments drove the fine 600% over the last decade doesn't make it more wrong all of a sudden. It's a money grab and employment for the way too many lawyers we pump our every year. A 19 year old woman taking selfies for Snapchat doing 75 on the freeway is a million times more deadly than a grown man driving with a .06.
Oh, he's also the TE coach. Who gives a shit?
And that, @MrsPetersen and gentlemen, is your CPOTD!
@Mosster47 adds to his numerous QPOTD's and WPOTD's; now has the most diversified collection of POTD's on the bored.
I believe that makes me the most rational person on this bored.
1. Eugene isn't serious about football. A coach that makes over half a million a year driving a little tipsy means nothing. Sure, fuck with the program for a misdemeanor and $10k. Not serious.
2. Why does a guy making over half a million driving anywhere? Get a $20 Uber and do whatever you want whenever you want.
3. A DUI isn't a big deal and the social stigma now is fucking retarded. Alcohol is legal and bars have parking lots. Just because terribly ran local governments drove the fine 600% over the last decade doesn't make it more wrong all of a sudden. It's a money grab and employment for the way too many lawyers we pump our every year. A 19 year old woman taking selfies for Snapchat doing 75 on the freeway is a million times more deadly than a grown man driving with a .06.
Oh, he's also the TE coach. Who gives a shit?
And that, @MrsPetersen and gentlemen, is your CPOTD!
@Mosster47 adds to his numerous QPOTD's and WPOTD's; now has the most diversified collection of POTD's on the bored.
I believe that makes me the most rational person on this bored.
That's tallest midget territory though.
This from the guy that embarrassingly called this place "the big leagues".
1. Eugene isn't serious about football. A coach that makes over half a million a year driving a little tipsy means nothing. Sure, fuck with the program for a misdemeanor and $10k. Not serious.
2. Why does a guy making over half a million driving anywhere? Get a $20 Uber and do whatever you want whenever you want.
3. A DUI isn't a big deal and the social stigma now is fucking retarded. Alcohol is legal and bars have parking lots. Just because terribly ran local governments drove the fine 600% over the last decade doesn't make it more wrong all of a sudden. It's a money grab and employment for the way too many lawyers we pump our every year. A 19 year old woman taking selfies for Snapchat doing 75 on the freeway is a million times more deadly than a grown man driving with a .06.
Oh, he's also the TE coach. Who gives a shit?
And that, @MrsPetersen and gentlemen, is your CPOTD!
@Mosster47 adds to his numerous QPOTD's and WPOTD's; now has the most diversified collection of POTD's on the bored.
I believe that makes me the most rational person on this bored.
That's tallest midget territory though.
This from the guy that embarrassingly called this place "the big leagues".
I like to call out here, "out here." I like to do that.
1. Eugene isn't serious about football. A coach that makes over half a million a year driving a little tipsy means nothing. Sure, fuck with the program for a misdemeanor and $10k. Not serious.
2. Why does a guy making over half a million driving anywhere? Get a $20 Uber and do whatever you want whenever you want.
3. A DUI isn't a big deal and the social stigma now is fucking retarded. Alcohol is legal and bars have parking lots. Just because terribly ran local governments drove the fine 600% over the last decade doesn't make it more wrong all of a sudden. It's a money grab and employment for the way too many lawyers we pump our every year. A 19 year old woman taking selfies for Snapchat doing 75 on the freeway is a million times more deadly than a grown man driving with a .06.
Oh, he's also the TE coach. Who gives a shit?
There is no Uber in Eugene for some strange reason.
1. Eugene isn't serious about football. A coach that makes over half a million a year driving a little tipsy means nothing. Sure, fuck with the program for a misdemeanor and $10k. Not serious.
2. Why does a guy making over half a million driving anywhere? Get a $20 Uber and do whatever you want whenever you want.
3. A DUI isn't a big deal and the social stigma now is fucking retarded. Alcohol is legal and bars have parking lots. Just because terribly ran local governments drove the fine 600% over the last decade doesn't make it more wrong all of a sudden. It's a money grab and employment for the way too many lawyers we pump our every year. A 19 year old woman taking selfies for Snapchat doing 75 on the freeway is a million times more deadly than a grown man driving with a .06.
Oh, he's also the TE coach. Who gives a shit?
And that, @MrsPetersen and gentlemen, is your CPOTD!
@Mosster47 adds to his numerous QPOTD's and WPOTD's; now has the most diversified collection of POTD's on the bored.
I believe that makes me the most rational person on this bored.
1. Eugene isn't serious about football. A coach that makes over half a million a year driving a little tipsy means nothing. Sure, fuck with the program for a misdemeanor and $10k. Not serious.
2. Why does a guy making over half a million driving anywhere? Get a $20 Uber and do whatever you want whenever you want.
3. A DUI isn't a big deal and the social stigma now is fucking retarded. Alcohol is legal and bars have parking lots. Just because terribly ran local governments drove the fine 600% over the last decade doesn't make it more wrong all of a sudden. It's a money grab and employment for the way too many lawyers we pump our every year. A 19 year old woman taking selfies for Snapchat doing 75 on the freeway is a million times more deadly than a grown man driving with a .06.
Oh, he's also the TE coach. Who gives a shit?
And that, @MrsPetersen and gentlemen, is your CPOTD!
@Mosster47 adds to his numerous QPOTD's and WPOTD's; now has the most diversified collection of POTD's on the bored.
I believe that makes me the most rational person on this bored.
That's tallest midget territory though.
This from the guy that embarrassingly called this place "the big leagues".
Oh, I didn't know Colorado was fielding a team anymore. Do they have enough uniforms?
1. Eugene isn't serious about football. A coach that makes over half a million a year driving a little tipsy means nothing. Sure, fuck with the program for a misdemeanor and $10k. Not serious.
2. Why does a guy making over half a million driving anywhere? Get a $20 Uber and do whatever you want whenever you want.
3. A DUI isn't a big deal and the social stigma now is fucking retarded. Alcohol is legal and bars have parking lots. Just because terribly ran local governments drove the fine 600% over the last decade doesn't make it more wrong all of a sudden. It's a money grab and employment for the way too many lawyers we pump our every year. A 19 year old woman taking selfies for Snapchat doing 75 on the freeway is a million times more deadly than a grown man driving with a .06.
Oh, he's also the TE coach. Who gives a shit?
And that, @MrsPetersen and gentlemen, is your CPOTD!
@Mosster47 adds to his numerous QPOTD's and WPOTD's; now has the most diversified collection of POTD's on the bored.
I believe that makes me the most rational person on this bored.
1. Eugene isn't serious about football. A coach that makes over half a million a year driving a little tipsy means nothing. Sure, fuck with the program for a misdemeanor and $10k. Not serious.
2. Why does a guy making over half a million driving anywhere? Get a $20 Uber and do whatever you want whenever you want.
3. A DUI isn't a big deal and the social stigma now is fucking retarded. Alcohol is legal and bars have parking lots. Just because terribly ran local governments drove the fine 600% over the last decade doesn't make it more wrong all of a sudden. It's a money grab and employment for the way too many lawyers we pump our every year. A 19 year old woman taking selfies for Snapchat doing 75 on the freeway is a million times more deadly than a grown man driving with a .06.
Oh, he's also the TE coach. Who gives a shit?
And that, @MrsPetersen and gentlemen, is your CPOTD!
@Mosster47 adds to his numerous QPOTD's and WPOTD's; now has the most diversified collection of POTD's on the bored.
I believe that makes me the most rational person on this bored.
That's tallest midget territory though.
This from the guy that embarrassingly called this place "the big leagues".
Oh, I didn't know Colorado was fielding a team anymore. Do they have enough uniforms?
Can't even use the quote function properly. Back to the minors, pal.
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That's tallest midget territory though.
That's tallest midget territory though. Oh, I didn't know Colorado was fielding a team anymore. Do they have enough uniforms?
Story would be better with a 3 AM fight at Waffle House