A funny joke I heard

PurpleJ

President Trump got more fat women to go outside and walk on his first full day in office than Michelle Obama did in 8 years!

GiantOnMontlake

Imagine how much laundry didn't get done on Saturday!

PurpleThrobber

GiantOnMontlake said:

Imagine how much laundry didn't get done on Saturday!

My wife worked her ass off Saturday. Cleaned, worked outside on some shit, did laundry and cooked dinner.

It's good to live in a guns and religion compound.

2001400ex

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

Swaye

2001400ex said:

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

Well fuck you then!

PurpleJ

Swaye said:

2001400ex said:

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

Well fuck you then!

Thought you lived in a tee pee?

GrundleStiltzkin

Swaye said:

2001400ex said:

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

Well fuck you then!

Travios Park, Honda you insensitive prick

PurpleJ

And for the record, I live inside a Dodge Neon parked on South J St in Tac Town. It sits on dubs. Wifey was out turnin tricks while daddy (me) was workin hard slangin black tar heroin. We're planning on moving up to a trailer sometime this summer.

doogie

2001400ex said:

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

What time did Swaye finally show up?

dnc

2001400ex said:

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

Sledog

2001400ex said:

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

2001400ex said:

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

You must get hungry on the weekend.

greenblood

2001400ex said:

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

At least I know where ozone is...

Swaye

PurpleJ said:

Swaye said:

2001400ex said:

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

Well fuck you then!

Thought you lived in a tee pee?

It's a trailer shaped like a tee pee. Mostly because one of the walls collapsed.

Sledog

2001400ex said:

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

Delusions of grandeur much?

Pitchfork51

Hondo is his wife's gay best friend

Alexis

2001400ex said:

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

Yeah, sorry about that. I told her I'd be there around noon to take care of her, but decided to go golfing instead. Tell her sorry I made her wait around so long.

2001400ex

Alexis said:

2001400ex said:

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

Yeah, sorry about that. I told her I'd be there around noon to take care of her, but decided to go golfing instead. Tell her sorry I made her wait around so long.

You golf in a foot of snow?