Meanwhile on the TBS bored

WilburHooksHands

Lots of heavy breathing

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

We get way more page views on the TBS bored than the main bored, it's yuge. Great success, everyone says so. People can't get enough of it.

DeepSeaZ

More jizz in there than in the wigwam. Derek needs a mop guy. Can Vanilla provide?

Dennis_DeYoung

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

We get way more page views on the TBS bored than the main bored, it's yuge. Great success, everyone says so. People can't get enough of it.

Nobody gets thread numbers like the TBS bored. Nobody. And people love us.

WilburHooksHands

Dennis_DeYoung said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

We get way more page views on the TBS bored than the main bored, it's yuge. Great success, everyone says so. People can't get enough of it.

Nobody gets thread numbers like the TBS bored. Nobody. And people love us.

These threads are the best threads. Everybody says they are the best threads.

DerekJohnson

The TBS Bored is going to build a wall, and the Kobestopper Cafe is gonna pay for it!

Dennis_DeYoung

DerekJohnson said:

The TBS Bored is going to build a wall, and the Kobestopper Cafe is gonna pay for it!

Yes that's true.

Also, the 'terrible' Tug Tavern. Boy these guys are awful. No one likes their threads, no one reads it. It's just a bunch of jerks on the internet bleeding out of their who knows where just, spewing bile all the time. And they really don't measure up. They just don't. Like I said, we have the best threads. All over a thousand reads. People love our threads. And they are happy if they get 100.

That's why they are terrible. The 'terrible' Tug I call them. Look at their avatar. Terrible avatar let me tell you. And that was the most flattering angle. Sad!

TurdBomber

The tug is where SJWs go to get plungered by real men.
What do you mean that sounds gay?

PurpleJ

They have nothing on the soccer bored.

Dennis_DeYoung

TurdBuffer said:

The tug is where SJWs go to get plungered by real men.
What do you mean that sounds gay?

Once again, the Tug is Terrible. The 'Terrible Tug'. Nobody reads their threads. Nobody. I've heard some get 50 or so reads... and I've heard it's the guy who posted it just checking back mainly. I don't know, but that's what I've heard and you know what? I believe it.

Then you look on our bored, some threads have 9,000 views. Everybody's loving them. Comments everywhere. Lots of chinning.

So again, the Terrible Tug is just, no one wants to be there. And our threads, people are really loving them. They are getting traffic like this site has never seen. It's not really a contest, but I guess some people want to compare. It's not a comparison you want to make if you are the Terrible Tug, believe me!

TurdBomber

If you cant appreciate watching wimps get intellectually skullfucked into roadkill, you haven't lived.

Dennis_DeYoung

TurdBuffer said:

If you cant appreciate watching wimps get intellectually skullfucked into roadkill, you haven't lived.

I don't go. No one goes. It's just not relevant. Sad!

PurpleThrobber

Dennis_DeYoung said:

DerekJohnson said:

The TBS Bored is going to build a wall, and the Kobestopper Cafe is gonna pay for it!

Yes that's true.

Also, the 'terrible' Tug Tavern. Boy these guys are awful. No one likes their threads, no one reads it. It's just a bunch of jerks on the internet bleeding out of their who knows where just, spewing bile all the time. And they really don't measure up. They just don't. Like I said, we have the best threads. All over a thousand reads. People love our threads. And they are happy if they get 100.

That's why they are terrible. The 'terrible' Tug I call them. Look at their avatar. Terrible avatar let me tell you. And that was the most flattering angle. Sad!

I go hard with Viking work on the Tug.

And my avatar is fucking awesome.

Pitchfork51

PurpleThrobber said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

DerekJohnson said:

The TBS Bored is going to build a wall, and the Kobestopper Cafe is gonna pay for it!

Yes that's true.

Also, the 'terrible' Tug Tavern. Boy these guys are awful. No one likes their threads, no one reads it. It's just a bunch of jerks on the internet bleeding out of their who knows where just, spewing bile all the time. And they really don't measure up. They just don't. Like I said, we have the best threads. All over a thousand reads. People love our threads. And they are happy if they get 100.

That's why they are terrible. The 'terrible' Tug I call them. Look at their avatar. Terrible avatar let me tell you. And that was the most flattering angle. Sad!

I go hard with Viking work on the Tug.

And my avatar is fucking awesome.

Both those points are impossible to disagree with.

DeepSeaZ

Dennis_DeYoung said:

DerekJohnson said:

The TBS Bored is going to build a wall, and the Kobestopper Cafe is gonna pay for it!

Yes that's true.

Also, the 'terrible' Tug Tavern. Boy these guys are awful. No one likes their threads, no one reads it. It's just a bunch of jerks on the internet bleeding out of their who knows where just, spewing bile all the time. And they really don't measure up. They just don't. Like I said, we have the best threads. All over a thousand reads. People love our threads. And they are happy if they get 100.

That's why they are terrible. The 'terrible' Tug I call them. Look at their avatar. Terrible avatar let me tell you. And that was the most flattering angle. Sad!

Dennis_DeYoung said:

DerekJohnson said:

The TBS Bored is going to build a wall, and the Kobestopper Cafe is gonna pay for it!

Yes that's true.

Also, the 'terrible' Tug Tavern. Boy these guys are awful. No one likes their threads, no one reads it. It's just a bunch of jerks on the internet bleeding out of their who knows where just, spewing bile all the time. And they really don't measure up. They just don't. Like I said, we have the best threads. All over a thousand reads. People love our threads. And they are happy if they get 100.

That's why they are terrible. The 'terrible' Tug I call them. Look at their avatar. Terrible avatar let me tell you. And that was the most flattering angle. Sad!

This is has to be a player in POTY come December 31, 2017. I have no idea what DDY looks like but I can see him with Trump hair and it's brilliant.