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My 40-26 prediction wasn't far off

bananasnblondes

Has anyone noticed that Russell Wilson has adopted Pete Carroll's speaking idiosyncrasies? The fast, short, choppy sentences with the "well-well..." and "yeah-yeah..." at the beginning. I was listening to a post game interview and it took me a minute to realize it was Wilson and not Carroll. He didn't used to talk like that.



More proof that he's actually an asexual android who escaped from a Mars colony with 7 other androids and is trying to fit in as a human so that he's not retired by a bounty hunter who just wants to make enough money to buy a live animal

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PurpleJ said:

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ATL is ACC cuntry

Fire_Marshall_Bill

That was bullshit. Atlanta might be slightly better. They are not 16 points better. Whatever. They'll be 6-10 next year.

The Seahawks built the offensive line on the extreme cheap. I get you can't be dominant in every position group now, but it really bit them in the ass. They're playing basketball players.

This team is 2.5 games worse than they were in 2013. It's time to step up the drafting and FA acquisition game.

GrundleStiltzkin

Great gayme thread. Some of SFJ's best work.

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Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

PurpleJ said:

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ATL is ACC cuntry

1. ATL is the site of the SEC championship game.
2. The ACC is a SEC proxy league anyways.

phineas

George fant was absolutely fucking embarrassing in this game. I wish someone would compile some clips of him completely wiffing on blocks. Shook out of his shoes by dlinemen like they were Barry fucking sanders. Incredible

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Fuck the Seahawks. They could have played this game at home if they didn't lose to Arizona at home.

Get some fucking depth in the secondary. Every year when one of those guys gets hurt they get torched.

Inconsistent bullshit team.

ATL could was jobbed out of a win in Seattle already this Season. They're the better team.

Seattle needs more secondary depth, an offensive line, and an offensive coordinator.

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bananasnblondes said:

Has anyone noticed that Russell Wilson has adopted Pete Carroll's speaking idiosyncrasies? The fast, short, choppy sentences with the "well-well..." and "yeah-yeah..." at the beginning. I was listening to a post game interview and it took me a minute to realize it was Wilson and not Carroll. He didn't used to talk like that.



More proof that he's actually an asexual android who escaped from a Mars colony with 7 other androids and is trying to fit in as a human so that he's not retired by a bounty hunter who just wants to make enough money to buy a live animal

Cool Story Bro.




Do you rub your little nubbins when listening to him speak???

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phineas said:

George fant was absolutely fucking embarrassing in this game. I wish someone would compile some clips of him completely wiffing on blocks. Shook out of his shoes by dlinemen like they were Barry fucking sanders. Incredible

Is that the guy who never played football before????