RESULTS: 3rd Annual Jesse Callier Post-Collegiate Impact Ranking

whatshouldicareabout

This is just classic confirmation bias.

Doogles

I gave Mathis a 5 because the raw impact his performance in the Stanford/Oregon games had on the entire season was program changing stuff.

So many things needed to get crossed off the list this year to announce "we're back" and Joe Mathis was the catalyst to a lot of the successes.

We saw how terrible the pass rush was without him. He set the tone on national TV that we carried all the way to the playoff.

Dean Crane as a 2 I don't know, fuck me.

kh83

5 is an elite player at his position for multiple years, to me. Calling Mathis a 5 is an insult to Budda Baker, who was the easiest 5 I've given so far.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

I'm just happy we do this and we don't have to do it on Dawgman, could you imagine some of the ratings we would have seen? We all have differing opinions, but at least we aren't dumb fucks to that degree. I know most everyone here pays really close attention to our football team, we follow this ridiculousness so closely it is hilarious. But that is why we are here, in our mom's basement, without friends, eating cheetos, downing mexican cokes and caring way too much about all of this.

Sorry, I get emotional late at night. And I've had a lot to drink.

DugtheDoog

Mostly from visiting this bored I end up watching Psalm's "highlight" tape every few months or so. And I have to say...it never gets old. Shit just keeps on giving. It's like an old-school classic comedy, everytime you watch it you notice something in there you had missed before.

Watching clip after clip of Psalm being effectively blocked out of the camera's view is so fucking funny. Or the center snaps the ball...3 step drop, Psalm engages the RT just before QB releases the ball. Haha that would be the type of play my parents would include in a highlight tape of me playing pop warner. See? My son's out there. On the field. Just golden.

FireCohen

Tequilla said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Also fuck all you bitches that don't think Kevin King is a fucking 5. He was my favorite player on the team. It is a fucking travesty that he was not all conference. Dude covered, played the fucking run and made plays on special teams.

King's an all conference caliber player ... for me that is a 4

All-American caliber player is how I view a 5 ... he's not quite at that level.

@Tequilla I get your point, but King is my baby. He is a 5 in my eyes. I wish we had more players like him on the team.

PineapplePirate

Who is P-Salm going with for a draft agent? What do you think his self assigned grade is? 3rd rounder?

#LOB #steelcurtain

guntlove

Complimentary Fucking Publicity!!1!1!

Honestly I have no idea why I didn't give King 4 stars. There's a good chance I was drinking when I filled this out.

TurdBomber

Renfro did a huge solid by leaving to deal with his depression. Good move from the kid. If he stayed, the soft-as-fuck Times would've done further follow ups to the big story they did, talked about safe-spaces for athletes, humanized Renfro, Pete & Hamdan for their off-the-field compassion, and the disconnect and distractions could've rivaled the ridiculousness, phony compassion and BS "integrity" of the Willingham era. Fuck that shit. If you can't play and give it your best, turn in your jersey and go deal with your stuff the right way, without being a distraction. Bumped him at least 2 points for that.

H_D

I'm giving this years Tyrone Willingham "Who" Award to Dane Crane.





Congratulations Dane on your prestigious award!